Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 11:11:34 May 13, 2011 11:11:34

I seriously cannot wait to see how these two turn out in 20 years. (Dlisted)

Um, please check out Miley Cyrus's mother's tat. (The Superficial)

Gisele's crazy lingerie body (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston's beautiful but heavily retouched new ads (Just Jared)

Yeah. Minka Kelly is HOT (Hollywood Tuna)

Christina Aguilera remembers she has a kid (Evil Beet Gossip)

Colin Farrell claims he's a one woman man (Cele|bitchy)

Very cute photos of Jennifer Garner and Seraphina (Celebuzz)

True Blood - the new trailer for the new season (Popeater)

Eva Longoria's post-divorce young lovin' continues (Pink Is The New Blog)

The Future?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 11:07:47 May 13, 2011 11:07:47

Maybe that's a little melodramatic. But it's what I was thinking of seeing the two of them, Mia Wasikowska and Jessica Chastain yesterday in Cannes. Mia, as you know, is currently one of the most well regarded young actors of this generation. She's exquisite, and she's SO talented, and so many people know it already and she keeps working and working and working. Full Story

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Skinny = Undouchey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 09:41:00 May 13, 2011 09:41:00

The Joaquin Phoenix who appeared in that hoax doc I'm Still Here or whatever was bearded, bloated, and vile. And tremendously unpopular. He might argue that "art" is sometimes not appreciated in its time but the fact is, no one got it, and no one f-cking cared. There may have been an excuse there about making statements about celebrity and fame and privacy - who knows? - but the undeniable truth is that Joaquin hasn't worked, properly, in something like 3 years and he still has a house, a car, food in the kitchen, and isn't about to get evicted because he can't keep up with the bills. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Gaga…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 08:47:19 May 13, 2011 08:47:19

And Geoffrey Rush too! It was a big name Graham Norton yesterday as Lady Gaga, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Geoffrey Rush all sat together on his couch. Gaga performed at a private members' club later on with Kate Moss, Will.I.Am and several other stars in attendance. I'm told my G was supposed to go too, with Stella McCartney, but I've not heard yet if she made it. Full Story

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Rachel's carpet pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 08:00:21 May 13, 2011 08:00:21

For the second night in a row, Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen walked the carpet in Cannes together as a couple. They are super, super cute together. I like the way he looks at her. Anyway, apparently her figure skating dress from the night before was Marchesa. Of course. Last night though she threw on some pants. Full Story

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Just for the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 07:26:00 May 13, 2011 07:26:00

Dylan and I were at the Martinez yesterday just before the first carpet at Cannes to cover a women in film panel discussion by the New York Times. When we arrived, Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson had just come down, ready to head to the carpet. Her dress is actually better in person. It doesn't look so wet and clingy. Full Story

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May 13, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 06:47:48 May 13, 2011 06:47:48

Love and support to those of you in Manitoba affected by flooding. Homes and farmland could be very seriously damaged. Please, if you can, contact the Red Cross to help. Jim! The Hot Brit! Happy 30th Birthday with love from your lovely wife Kristen who says you've been catching up with all this smut for a while now? THANK YOU! And please, please don't come at me with feeling "morose" about the age. Full Story

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am writing this open having just come from the 830am press screening for We Need To Talk About Kevin. Maybe not the most uplifting way to start the day. Feeling very...unsettled. But we now have a major contender for the Palme d'Or.  Read Full Intro

Adele & Rachel peeing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 13:59:04 May 12, 2011 13:59:04

Adele arrived in Washington DC yesterday to kick off the US leg of her tour. Do you have tickets? I HAD tickets to her show at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver. Bought them on a ticket broker site. It's a small venue, it was to be a major experience. But then, due to demand - and good for her but sucky for us - they changed the venue. Full Story

Don’t Know What You Got ‘Til It’s Gone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 13:32:00 May 12, 2011 13:32:00

Written by Duana I really get prickly when people talk about ‘movie actors’ vs. ‘TV actors’. You can disagree with me and that’s fine. But consider this - how can it be considered more skillful to present a character in 90 minutes, supported by lots of sweeping vistas or explosions or fill-in-your-trope-of-choice, when they might have to maintain said character over 22 half-hours or hours – multiplied by several years? So let’s give the most praise to Charlie Sheen that anyone will allow, and say that the lead of a super-successful sitcom is probably working long hours. Full Story

Here's a movie you're rushing to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 12:59:08 May 12, 2011 12:59:08

There was a deal made at Cannes. The story: Two people start dating. She's slightly older. Then they find out she used to babysit him. This is supposed to be romantic AND hilarious. Really??? Apparently they think you would want to see this movie. I guess I might not be the best judge of what women do and don't want to see. Full Story