July 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 21, 2010 06:49:02 Posted at July 21, 2010 06:49:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Belated Birthday Susan with love from Sally. Sally wanted to give you something “smokin’ hot”. As Ryan Gosling would say – it was my pleasure. To Leslie F from your sister Michelle who misses you madly and can’t wait to see you later this summer. She also requested for you some Kevin Federline Jr for sh-ts and giggles. Full Story

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Please. Pitt Porn is back. Like there’s anything else to talk about. It’s been a long time. And Salt opens on Friday. And the Jolie wants Salt to open big. So they brought it last night at the premiere. And when they bring it like this, like you’ll see in the photos below, everyone else can eat sh-t.  Read Full Intro

Kate Winslet in Rome

July 20, 2010 15:13:33 Posted at July 20, 2010 15:13:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s shooting a watch ad for Longines. I need a new Kate Winslet movie soon. But I’m also happy that I miss Kate Winslet movies. The idea is to be missed. Longines is always a word I’ve had trouble with. How do you pronounce it properly? Because I can only pronounce it the Cantonese way which is how I was introduced to the brand initially. Full Story

Airport Affection

July 20, 2010 13:56:36 Posted at July 20, 2010 13:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In all the Brange excitement today, I forgot to mention there’s new Spanish love photos – here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid yesterday heading for holiday. Don’t give a sh-t where they’re going. I just care that they’re going TOGETHER. And all over each other on the way there. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, July 20, 2010

July 20, 2010 12:13:55 Posted at July 20, 2010 12:13:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s time for the Weekly Live Blog with Sarah from Cinesnark and we’re both obsessed this week with the mindf-ck that is Inception. Right now I’m all over the theory that Leo was the Inception target all along, masterminded by Mal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 20, 2010 11:21:00 Posted at July 20, 2010 11:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wow. A real celebrity with a real body that’s spectacular (The Superficial)

Yeah, seriously, what does this sh-t mean? (Dlisted)

Sarah Palin is the new Candy Spelling (Popeater)

Some trick eating ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt before the carpet (Pop Sugar)

Oh my God Sienna and Jude are gorgeous in sun love (Just Jared)

A self penis portrait replaces the mole? (Towleroad)

Josh Hartnett’s new model (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

These you have to see: doing this with your bra is like a gel nail French manicure (Popoholic)

Ashlee Simpson is still trying to be Nicole Richie 3 years ago (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny Romper

July 20, 2010 10:30:32 Posted at July 20, 2010 10:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some heels. I’m all over the romper too. Full Story

Pre-jail fashion show

July 20, 2010 10:10:14 Posted at July 20, 2010 10:10:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s been cuffed, she has surrendered, and she’s on her way to jail, but not before one last photo opportunity and fashion show – this is Lindsay Lohan reporting to court this morning before being taken away to prison for the next 3 weeks which is how long they say she’ll have to serve as part of her 90 sentence. Full Story

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Pippy’s Acting Try

July 20, 2010 08:30:43 Posted at July 20, 2010 08:30:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They say David Fincher managed to wrestle a good performance out of Justin Timberlake in The Social Network. They also say however that it’s not one for range. Essentially JT is playing the online renegade version of himself, the boy band lead singer of music downloads. If you’ve seen any of his other work however, you know Pippy’s acting is the Cringe. Full Story

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Robo Tawny

July 20, 2010 08:07:55 Posted at July 20, 2010 08:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Tawny Kitaen? I mean the original Tawny Kitaen. Here I go again on my own… Katie Holmes worked some Tawny Kitaen in the hair last night in New York. I’m actually kinda into it. Sucker for the 80s. Still, now in her 30s, that fringe is not a feng shui advantage for Robo. I also don’t understand why she decided to wear Office Heels with this dress. Full Story

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Christopher Nolan as auteur

July 20, 2010 07:56:35 Posted at July 20, 2010 07:56:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Christopher Nolan is the only working auteur today. At its simplest level, the auteur theory states that a director is the principal author of a film, despite the inherently industrial nature of filmmaking, in which dozens of parts must work together to create the whole. Full Story