Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 10:52:34 January 28, 2011 10:52:34

Are there people who don’t love to laugh? How is this an attribute? (Dlisted)

Just like loving laughing, I don’t understand how this actually came out of someone’s mouth for serious. (The Superficial)

Oh hell, look out. Lea Michele major Super Moment (Popeater)

A Kardashian and her nails. Whatever. Remind me to tell you about how long my polish lasted. (Hollywood Tuna)

No, no, this doesn’t help Johnny Depp’s case either. (Pop Sugar)

VERY low cut Lea Michele (Just Jared)

Jude Law is giving RDJ the silent treatment (Cele|bitchy)

Hayden Christensen’s fuller figure to go with his fuller face (Celebuzz)

That man with Selma Blair is really, really tall (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jennifer Aniston is totally interested. Why didn’t Chelsea pass him off to her? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Rainbow rubber boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 09:07:31 January 28, 2011 09:07:31

Red, bright blue, and silver grey were all represented yesterday on the set of Gossip Girl as Hunter must have sent over every available colour, provided to cast members walking to and from their trailers around slushy, cold New York. As you can see, Ed Westwick chose red. It matches the maple leaf on his jacket. Full Story

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Shirtless sipping water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 08:17:06 January 28, 2011 08:17:06

I Am Number Four opens in 3 weeks. Dreamworks is slowly cranking up the buzz for it. Click here if you missed my review. And as noted then, I think the movie will be better than the book. Because it was always supposed to be a movie, a giant James Frey mindf-ck of a scam. Full Story

Oscar Thigh Thickness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:46:00 January 28, 2011 07:46:00

Have you seen the new Oscar promo with Anne Hathaway and James Franco? I rather like it. A lot. I like their expressions at the beginning when they bump fists, especially his, like all Jersey Shore grease roid douche and sh-t. The sweatbands around the wrists are killing me. And she looks so cute when she’s screaming to camera as he tackles her. Full Story

5th Row Country BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:25:57 January 28, 2011 07:25:57

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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January 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:00:53 January 28, 2011 07:00:53

To Alicia from Stacey who says it’s a little crazy at home right now while your husband is in Toronto – the ice cream sounds good, and The Hunger Games speculation sounds good too, but Alex Pettyfer being in it is probably an impossibility. Did you read I Am Number Four? I’ll attach some Dennis Quaid photos for now. Full Story

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

James Franco is hosting the Oscars. He’s also nominated for one. And, well, he WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Which means he’s qualified to offer his opinion on whether or not his film is better than The Social Network. Well of course it is.  Read Full Intro

Ginge without fillers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 16:29:24 January 27, 2011 16:29:24

Julianne Moore did not receive an Oscar nomination this week for her great work in The Kids Are All Right. Another ginge, Nicole Kidman, took that spot. It’s a motherf-cker indeed that Julianne, so brilliant, still doesn’t have one. Just like it is the case for Annette Bening. And chances are, that will continue if Natalie Portman persists being Natalie Portman. Full Story

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Tote Bags, Hair Help, & Heat Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 14:04:23 January 27, 2011 14:04:23

Written by Sasha Sasha, I'm starting a new job this week, and though I'm all for reusable grocery bags, I've decided that I want something cuter (and that closes!) to take things like my notebook, files, kindle, shoes and lunch to work. Full Story

Brazil, you never learn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 12:38:50 January 27, 2011 12:38:50

Last summer at the World Cup, the Dutch took out Brazil, and for Brazilians, losing at the World Cup is tantamount to disaster. Instead of dousing it with a corrosive substance, Brazil fans decided to fraternise with Ebola Paris Hilton. The eventual result? Victory to Spain. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 11:38:33 January 27, 2011 11:38:33

I can’t decide here if Katie Holmes is smirking, or if she’s just tranquilised (The Superficial)

Several possibilities for what John Travolta is doing with his hand (Dlisted)

The Mighty Opes has a screener (Popeater)

Only Leo’s piece could look this good in nude shade lingerie (Hollywood Tuna)

Food poisoning? Or thinnification? (Pop Sugar)

First Bieber, now Willow – Vanity Fair is really offending it’s old subscribers (Just Jared)

Avril Lavigne has a really great body. Too bad about that personality (Popoholic)

Emily Blunt with auburn highlights (Celebuzz)

So…why does Gaga want to smell like the inside of Ebola’s mouth? (The Blemish)

Do you find that everything just looks the same on Diane Kruger? (Go Fug Yourself)