Awkwardly expressive no more

July 15, 2010 10:01:11 Posted at July 15, 2010 10:01:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Joseph Gordon Levitt was on Letterman last night to promote Inception. Prior to watching I wondered if I’d see the overly expressive, over excited JGL that we saw on SNL a few months ago. Did you see him and cringe a little bit during his monologue? Search it out if you missed it and you’ll see what I mean. Full Story

You Can’t Save Stupid

July 15, 2010 09:14:46 Posted at July 15, 2010 09:14:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy way out or makes poor choices; it’s just that she’s dumb. Full Story

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Stamos has more competition

July 15, 2010 08:43:43 Posted at July 15, 2010 08:43:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Jen Aniston was spotted with a mystery guy last night at the SoHo House in West Hollywood. It would appear that Jen has been on a relatively active man hunt in recent months. And all that while her match-made-by-Lainey (John ‘I-swear-she-looked-18’ Stamos) sits and waits for their destined hook-up. Full Story

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July 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 15, 2010 07:37:57 Posted at July 15, 2010 07:37:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th to Liz Palermo Cowan from your sister Louisa and the Davison family…Rob, Sawyer and Hazel! Happy birthday to Sunia T! Thanks so much for reading our blog. Here are Will, Ryan, and Jay to start your morning on the right foot before you hit up the DMV. That can spoil any day so maybe this will provide some balance. Full Story

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I have to be honest... I’m a little obsessed with the Bristol Palin/Levi Johnston/Us Weekly cover this morning. Obsessed. Like... her mother supposedly doesn’t know AND she’s finding out on the cover of a tabloid.  Read Full Intro

Working with the posse

July 14, 2010 14:57:18 Posted at July 14, 2010 14:57:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Inception in LA last night. His boy Lukas Haas was there too. Lukas has a smaller part in the film and will also be working on Red Riding Hood in Vancouver which Leo’s company is producing. You hook up your friends. And they’ve been friends for a long time. Full Story

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Battle of the Chesty Blondes

July 14, 2010 14:00:59 Posted at July 14, 2010 14:00:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ve been ragging on Phillippe lately for the sh-tness of his career. Full Story

On The Kids Are All Right

July 14, 2010 13:29:32 Posted at July 14, 2010 13:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was playing at ONE theatre for only ONE showing on Sunday. 10am. Made me crazy. But I dragged my sick ass out of bed last weekend because I wanted to see it so badly. Jacek came with me. And it was SO worth it. You already know about the Oscar buzz coming right out of Sundance. And given its reviews so far, the Oscar buzz is still building. Full Story

Not even in your dreams

July 14, 2010 11:33:17 Posted at July 14, 2010 11:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the role called for “vain, drama queen, middling talent actor, famewhore cheese douche”, even then Kellan Lutz would still come up short playing himself. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 14, 2010 11:05:16 Posted at July 14, 2010 11:05:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when Twi-Hards are bored. And the 4th movie doesn’t come out for another year. (Dlisted)

Mel Gibson’s fellatio fixation (The Superficial)

So this bitch thinks she’s a more eligible single than Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

Size 2’s French manicure with yellow tips (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo’s feet in those sandals really turns me off (Just Jared)

Michelle Williams happy at work in Toronto (Pop Sugar)

Lilo thinks there’s coke on that gun (The Blemish)

I honestly don’t understand how she can afford to live this life. Wait. Never mind. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JGL or Adrien Brody for The Riddler? (Hollywood Life)

All this drama over a piano (Cele|bitchy)