Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 10:48:14 January 21, 2011 10:48:14

I actually don’t mind this. And I don’t mind Willow as Annie either. Are we fighting? (Dlisted)

If you contributed to this, we are DEFINITELY fighting (The Superficial)

Ricky Gervais pretty much tells the haters to f-ck themselves (Popeater)

How is Sofia Vergara even possible? Her body, her everything, it’s CRAZY. (Hollywood Tuna)

There’s Gwyneth and Chris, and then Demi and Ashton. Do they ever do anything apart? (Pop Sugar)

Little Reese, big shoes (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes is addicted to being brainwashed? (Cele|bitchy)

Posh looks pukey! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Look at Megan Fox in the jeans shot. Didn’t Rafa just take a photo like that? (Popoholic)

Twi-Hard paranoia is about to hit an all-time high (Celebuzz)

Colin with a headset

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 10:00:05 January 21, 2011 10:00:05

I hear you. You need to get rid of the visual of my dad peeing. Perhaps Colin Firth wearing a headset might help? Here he is, at the Apple Store on Regent Street in London, promoting The King’s Speech with director Tom Hooper. He looks great. Really, really great given his travel schedule lately. Full Story

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From the book of Jesse James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 09:34:00 January 21, 2011 09:34:00

Only the Brange can get away with this kind of PDA. And even if we disagree on everything, I think we can all agree that Kelsey Grammer is not Brad Pitt. But here he is the other day in New York, strolling down the street like it’s a photo shoot, with his brand new 29 year old fiancée Kayte White, like puppy love looks good on a 55 year old embroiled in a public bitter divorce battle. Full Story

Cammie, ARod, and Bubba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 08:56:35 January 21, 2011 08:56:35

I just had the trippiest phone call with my ma in Hong Kong about her visit to the fortune teller. You want to hear it? Probably not. Most of you folks don’t believe in that business. Some things though, you can’t deny. Anyway, back to the gossip, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez had dinner last night in Miami with former President Bill Clinton. Full Story

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Fridays with Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 08:11:47 January 21, 2011 08:11:47

The last couple of months, it’s almost like we’ve come to count on it. A Friday send-off from Ryan Gosling, the perfect way to punctuate the end of a long work week, helping to start it on a great, sexy note. Also, during this awards season, as he continues to hustle for his little movie Blue Valentine, on talk shows, in magazines, everywhere, it’s important to remember that this won’t last. Full Story

Gwyneth is not cold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 07:42:11 January 21, 2011 07:42:11

Two days after looking like total sh-t in Switzerland, Gwyneth was photographed last night in London for Gary Barlow’s birthday celebration and performance in a tight grey dress with big heels and her hair slicked back, a slight improvement on how we last saw her. Full Story

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January 21, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 07:26:45 January 21, 2011 07:26:45

Katie M! Happy Birthday! Maggie D wrote to remind me and of course I know exactly what you want for Christmas, and every other occasion, including today. Photos of Robert Pattinson are below. And because I know you’re too polite to ask – he and Kristen Stewart are FINE. There is however some interesting information about attitudes coming off the set that I’ll get to when I’m home from Sundance. Full Story

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We had to watch the first new American Idol last night. I had to see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing. Dylan had to see people embarrassing themselves. Josh had to because there’s only one tv. But she wore so many things.  Read Full Intro

What Louis thinks of Jesse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 13:30:21 January 20, 2011 13:30:21

Check out little Louis’s expression here. He’s probably just grumpy after a nap. But I like to think he’s sending a message to that f-cking dickhead who almost became his dad. Sandy and Louis left her place in New York today and were swarmed by the paps. But this, as noted earlier, is her way, non? You show them that they can’t beat you. Full Story

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Katie’s cardigan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 12:33:06 January 20, 2011 12:33:06

Sasha!!! Bitch I don’t care how busy you are at work. I want this cardigan. Also, I have a bet going with Dylan that out of the 7 nights we’re here, he can’t drink for 3 of them. There’s $100 on the line. You want some of this action? Something tells me this cardigan is a lot more than $100. Full Story

Formalities or second chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 11:48:38 January 20, 2011 11:48:38

Does she have a song called Second Chances? Because she's about to. People.com is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal hooked up last night in Nashville, seen together at a restaurant. They weren't tonguing each other or anything but it was just the two of them. Full Story