Smutty Tingles

July 14, 2010 11:05:16 Posted at July 14, 2010 11:05:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when Twi-Hards are bored. And the 4th movie doesn’t come out for another year. (Dlisted)

Mel Gibson’s fellatio fixation (The Superficial)

So this bitch thinks she’s a more eligible single than Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

Size 2’s French manicure with yellow tips (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo’s feet in those sandals really turns me off (Just Jared)

Michelle Williams happy at work in Toronto (Pop Sugar)

Lilo thinks there’s coke on that gun (The Blemish)

I honestly don’t understand how she can afford to live this life. Wait. Never mind. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JGL or Adrien Brody for The Riddler? (Hollywood Life)

All this drama over a piano (Cele|bitchy)

Don’t gooooooo

July 14, 2010 10:02:08 Posted at July 14, 2010 10:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re wrapping up the celebrations now. The World Cup was won 4 days ago. It’s time to go. Don’t gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Here are members of the Spanish football team leaving their hotel yesterday. I really, really wish Jesus Navas wore civvies. I really, really wish I’d never seen this photograph. Full Story

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Hot Harry & puppies

July 14, 2010 09:13:44 Posted at July 14, 2010 09:13:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry visited the Canine Partners Training Centre in England yesterday as part of his princely duties. But it couldn’t have been too taxing of a job. After all, he was bred to love dogs. They all are. Dogs and horses. Remember this? Remember little Harry and his squishy little legs? Yeah, that’s his mom behind him. Full Story

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Shrek & The Rock make a movie

July 14, 2010 08:20:40 Posted at July 14, 2010 08:20:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There will be a fifth Fast & Furious movie. Yes, I agree. Oh lawd. But the People rushed the fourth one with the return of Shrek and Paul Walker. The People supported the franchise. And so the People are getting another. It will be called Fast Five. And Shrek and Walker this time will be joined by Dwayne The Rock Johnson who, apparently, is taking a break from family features. Full Story

SIT DOWN Eva Mendes

July 14, 2010 07:54:46 Posted at July 14, 2010 07:54:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another one in a growing list. Jessica Biel has said that her beauty is a burden to her getting great roles. Evangeline Lilly has complained about that too. And now Eva Mendes who is currently promoting The Other Guys in which she plays Will Ferrell’s hot wife and apparently the big joke about that in the movie is that she’s so hot but not to him, that he’s oblivious to her hotness, and this makes it funny. Full Story

Marriage vs Engagement

July 14, 2010 07:27:00 Posted at July 14, 2010 07:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course People Magazine has the all “exclusive” Carrie Underwood wedding photos. You get what you pay for. So all that bullsh-t drama leading up to the event, as Country Bitch tried to block public access, and was going full military on the secrecy of the mission and the location and not letting guests know where and when and whatever – all for privacy? Really? Not privacy, no. Full Story

July 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 14, 2010 07:06:28 Posted at July 14, 2010 07:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Derry! Lisa says keep your chin up and slog through this meeting bullsh-t because it’ll be over in no time and then gossip sessions at Tim Horton’s can happen again! By request – am attaching a photo of Ryan Gosling. A classic one. I want you to look at his expression. Enjoy. For Dena who needs a pick-me-up: time will help, I promise, and you’ll look back and it’ll be the past. Full Story

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today at 2pm ET/11am PT it’s the weekly Movies Live Blog. Join us! Have you heard Part 2 of the Mel Gibson tapes yet? Am attaching the audio below. If you haven’t already, please note: it’s profane, it’s disturbing, it’s f-cked, HE is f-cked, and it’s 8 minutes of f-cked for which he’ll never be absolved.  Read Full Intro

Don’t tell GOOP you don’t have time

July 13, 2010 14:41:57 Posted at July 13, 2010 14:41:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hey moms, Gwyneth Paltrow worked really, really hard to lose her baby weight. It was stubborn and wouldn’t come off. Slimming down was “the hardest thing” she’s ever done. But she stayed motivated, and with the help of a personal PERSONAL trainer, like at her house all the time, and two hours a day, and a gym on her property, she totally did it – yay! Since she could do it, YOU should be able to do it. Full Story

Shaggy Paul Rudd

July 13, 2010 14:15:07 Posted at July 13, 2010 14:15:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were just talking about Paul Rudd during the live blog earlier. Sarah from Cinesnark dropped a reference from Party Down and now here he is, photographed on the set of My Idiot Brother, long-haired and bearded, working out a new look for a new character. I Love You Man was so much better than The Hangover, non? And Paul Rudd has built a solid career. Full Story

All Star Wedding

July 13, 2010 13:21:02 Posted at July 13, 2010 13:21:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are big names, but they’re not HUGE names. They do however know HUGE name people. And so their wedding celebration last weekend in Lake Como, Italy attracted some very HUGE names. Names like Meryl Streep (Devil Wears Prada), George Clooney (Leatherheads), Matt Damon (Adjustment Bureau), and other former costars including Stanley Tucci, Billy Crudup, David Schwimmer, and more. Full Story