Girl Sh-t over fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2011 07:20:37 August 4, 2011 07:20:37

Girls, girls....girls. As I always say, Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t. And the best Girl Sh-t usually happens over boys or our bodies, sometimes both at the same time. Look at LeAnn Rimes’s thinnification - is it an accident that her predecessor has the same rail thin frame? This is a study I would pay attention to - what’s more upsetting: another girl flirting with your fiancé or finding out your fiancé, who loves you and would never, ever leave you, thinks you might need to lose weight? I wish I could give you the All Fem fists pump here but that would be a lie. Full Story

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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

For weeks there’s been speculation that Friday Night Lights will become a movie...again. It started as a book that was made into a movie that became a tv show that ended, beautifully, and now it seems they want to turn it back into a sequel film with the main characters from the tv show, Eric and Tami Taylor.  Read Full Intro

Babies and caps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 16:55:28 August 3, 2011 16:55:28

Sandra Bullock stepped out today in LA with her baby Louis. She is 47. I want to look like that in 10 years. Just, not with a baby. As you can see, Louis is wearing his badass little cap again. Last week, I tingled to an article of him wearing the cap and my cousin Cat emailed back with a message titled “tooting my own horn” with photos of her son, Sasha, wearing his two years ago when he was a little, little guy. Full Story

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One Day I’m nervous about

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 12:50:06 August 3, 2011 12:50:06

Jim Sturgess was at Jimmy Kimmel yesterday promoting One Day. The movie will be released on August 19th. This makes me nervous. I just... I feel really uneasy about the date change (was originally supposed to be July, and obviously July 15th would have been ideal) and then you know my thoughts on the first trailer Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 11:58:23 August 3, 2011 11:58:23

Please. Let’s not talk about this until it comes from something that won’t get denied in 5 minutes (Dlisted)

She’s perfect to him because that’s what he’s demanding of her (The Superficial)

Am I crazy because I like what she’s wearing? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux seem like they’re on one giant holiday (Pop Sugar)

But would Beyonce be in a video for Kelly’s song? (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise Jr is already compensating in cars (Buzznet)

JLo already has 24 hour nannies (Cele|bitchy)

Sigh. Jason Bateman is so f-cking cute (Celebuzz)

Ashley Greene hasn’t figured out that she only earns pennies for the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I sound like a pig here but, like, from a photographer’s photography arty point of view...are these shots really all that special? Because for this particular the subject, she pretty much handles that on her own. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 11:11:08 August 3, 2011 11:11:08

If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is one of her finest. Full Story

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Greedy...or equal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 09:53:00 August 3, 2011 09:53:00

This Linda Evangelista child support situation is amazing. Quick background: Linda Evangelista has a 4 year old son called Augustin. The father is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault. Augustin was born juuuust before Salma’s daughter Valentina. Valentina however is set for life. Full Story

Movie Star money, Movie Star home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 08:31:12 August 3, 2011 08:31:12

Have you seen the Architectural Digest featuring Will & Jada’s house yet? You’re not reading anymore now. You’ve already clicked on the images, right? Ok, I’ll wait. Nothing more popular on tv these days than a home show. All my friends are obsessed with home shows. Do up your room like this. Full Story

Robo: bland and crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 08:00:24 August 3, 2011 08:00:24

Letterman’s guest last night was Ricky Gervais. Over on The Tonight Show it was equally as boisterous as Jay Leno welcomed Katie Holmes. Hardly. That girl... Is so boring... And maybe she knows it. Maybe that’s why she put on the red pants. I didn’t care for the red pants. I think it’s the shade of red that’s the problem, especially in combination with that the colour of her crochet jumper. Full Story

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One more week?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 07:09:46 August 3, 2011 07:09:46

Watched the latest episode of True Blood last night. What a mess. There’s too much sh-t going on. Like 10 different storylines bouncing around so that some characters, literally, only show up for 30 seconds, and others are not seen nearly enough. Why Is Alcide??? And does Andy Bellefleur HAVE to have a girlfriend? Really??? Anyway, SPOILER ALERT CAUTION CLICK AWAY NOW OH MY GOD GO GO GO GO GO GO GO DON’T FREAK OUT IF YOU READ THE BAD THING. Full Story

August 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 06:46:31 August 3, 2011 06:46:31

The Sheepdogs! From Saskatoon! Are the first unsigned band EVER to cover Rolling Stone, beating out 15 other bands in the contest. Click here for more on their story. (Thanks Jackie!) Thanks to everyone who made SMUT such a success this year. Full Story