May 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 06:37:40 May 12, 2011 06:37:40

Sophie! Dani says you've had a sh-tter of a year. Between the job, your dad, your mum, the loss of Kiruna, it can't have been easy. But you did it all with a smile and a lovely attitude. So admirable. And on top of all that, you are running for One Little Egg Full Story

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hello from Cannes! This is, I *think* the 6th year in a row I've covered the Festival for etalk. Where did it go? The shoot days for Cannes are usually rather long.The advantage is the time difference...unless there's a party that night.  Read Full Intro

Rachel by day and with her man by night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 13:41:17 May 11, 2011 13:41:17

There's only one carpet at Cannes on opening night. Most nights we see two. I'm also writing from a weird French keyboard in the press room and it's infuriating me. But this is not your concern. This post is about Rachel McAdams and her big Cannes debut. She was the starlet today, for sure. Full Story

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On Prom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 12:59:34 May 11, 2011 12:59:34

Written by Duana I don’t have time for this, Glee. I don’t. I can’t deal with you suddenly finding your footing now, at the end of the year, when I have a whole season of reviews that quite rightly rip you up one side and down the other. Full Story

Summer Saoirse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 12:30:34 May 11, 2011 12:30:34

Written by Sarah Do you know how long it took me to master pronouncing “Saoirse”? I keep wanting to say “Cerise”. Seer-shuh. I have to keep repeating it to myself whenever I see her name. Seer-shuh. Saoirse Ronan is rapidly becoming one of my favorite young actresses. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 12:07:36 May 11, 2011 12:07:36

Shoots and a laptop meltdown mean I’m stepping in for Tingles today. - Jacek

Lilo slides, jail celebrates (Dlisted)

Nick Cage is a walking action movie (The Superficial)

Sarah Ferguson talks snub with the Opes (Popeater)

Cam D’s long legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese all smiles in a walking cast (Pop Sugar)

Swifty on Ellen (Just Jared)

Harry to marry Chelsy … says Life & Style. Ah. (Cele|bitchy)

Skeevy Ed wins my Skeev Award all the time (Celebuzz)

Pippa side boob anyone? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW!!)

I had fun at my wedding but really? Again? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Two Gs for dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 11:09:12 May 11, 2011 11:09:12

It's a total irrational peeve but I hate when people call Gwyneth "Gwennie". It's a Y! Gwynnie is for Gwyneth, if you insist. I never. Because that sounds gross. Gwennie could be for Gwen Stefani. If you insist. Because that sounds gross too. Gwyneth and Gwen are friends. Of course they are. Full Story

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Is This What Was Agreed Upon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 10:50:47 May 11, 2011 10:50:47

Written by Duana Katherine Heigl and her husband had lunch together. It seems like it was a midday break which seems really nice – I’ve never managed to get that balance of a treat in the middle of the day without the rest of the afternoon backsliding into a mass of errands and not really getting back down to work. Full Story

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KatE & Bella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 10:23:06 May 11, 2011 10:23:06

Tom Cruise told People.com that his daughter (with Nicole Kidman) Isabella is now an apprentice at Holmes & Yang. Holmes & Yang of course is Katie's label. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - it's KatE's label. Said Tom: "Kate's designing and (Bella) is just working her way up. Full Story

MIB III: Chaos cost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 10:14:18 May 11, 2011 10:14:18

Written by Sarah I’ve got an old friend, now an accountant, who works in and around industry finances for a living. B doesn’t tell me much about specifics but he’s good about dumbing down the shady math studios use so that I can understand it in my math-deficient mind. Full Story

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Swifty's message for Jakey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 09:22:27 May 11, 2011 09:22:27

Taylor Swift will be on Ellen today - is it Wednesday? - and she was asked about relationships, dealing with them as a famous person. I liked her answer. I liked how she was all like - I'm not going to complain, how could I possibly complain? And then there's a little reference to perhaps dating someone who's not all that comfortable with being scrutinised publicly. Full Story

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