January 21, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 07:26:45 January 21, 2011 07:26:45

Katie M! Happy Birthday! Maggie D wrote to remind me and of course I know exactly what you want for Christmas, and every other occasion, including today. Photos of Robert Pattinson are below. And because I know you’re too polite to ask – he and Kristen Stewart are FINE. There is however some interesting information about attitudes coming off the set that I’ll get to when I’m home from Sundance. Full Story

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We had to watch the first new American Idol last night. I had to see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing. Dylan had to see people embarrassing themselves. Josh had to because there’s only one tv. But she wore so many things.  Read Full Intro

What Louis thinks of Jesse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 13:30:21 January 20, 2011 13:30:21

Check out little Louis’s expression here. He’s probably just grumpy after a nap. But I like to think he’s sending a message to that f-cking dickhead who almost became his dad. Sandy and Louis left her place in New York today and were swarmed by the paps. But this, as noted earlier, is her way, non? You show them that they can’t beat you. Full Story

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Katie’s cardigan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 12:33:06 January 20, 2011 12:33:06

Sasha!!! Bitch I don’t care how busy you are at work. I want this cardigan. Also, I have a bet going with Dylan that out of the 7 nights we’re here, he can’t drink for 3 of them. There’s $100 on the line. You want some of this action? Something tells me this cardigan is a lot more than $100. Full Story

Formalities or second chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 11:48:38 January 20, 2011 11:48:38

Does she have a song called Second Chances? Because she's about to. People.com is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal hooked up last night in Nashville, seen together at a restaurant. They weren't tonguing each other or anything but it was just the two of them. Full Story

Scarves, green shoes, and wide shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 11:16:52 January 20, 2011 11:16:52

Written by Sasha Last May I needed to have a surgery that required that I have my entire thyroid removed as there were growths all over and through it that were potentially cancerous. Ya, it super sucked and now I am left with a scar right across my neck. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 10:26:34 January 20, 2011 10:26:34

The other side of Halle Berry? (The Superficial)

The Smiths are taking over…everything (Dlisted

See this is why I want so badly to love Cammie D again. But for that dickhead she’s dating (Popeater)

Marisa Miller modeling all kinds of things (Hollywood Tuna)

LOVE this Gwen Stefani outfit (Pop Sugar)

Janet Jackson is touring (Just Jared)

Winona Ryder makes me sad. Again. With her breasts. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Thoughts on Gaga’s new track? (Celebuzz)

Ummm…Rafael Nadal gives me a boner (Towelroad)

Look at Ebola’s arm. It’s ridiculous. (Go Fug Yourself)

Why Sandy’s face was so tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 09:20:10 January 20, 2011 09:20:10

Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat Von D. A year ago, Sandy was on her way to Oscar, the favourite, riding a great campaign, Miss Most Popular, with a husband she always publicly shouted out as her perfect partner while accepting accolade after accolade in front of her peers. Full Story

Lilo + Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 08:54:55 January 20, 2011 08:54:55

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 08:12:31 January 20, 2011 08:12:31

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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This is not a music video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 07:55:45 January 20, 2011 07:55:45

But it should be. It’s Justin Timberlake with Amanda Seyfried shooting NOW yesterday in LA. He’s apparently showing her how to fire a gun, and coming on to her at the same time. Looks hot, right? In still photos, it looks hot. Sexy. Intriguing. Like a great scene in a music video. It works in a music video because we can’t usually hear him talk. Full Story

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