Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I am in love. I have just spent the last half an hour in my office, incapable of working, because I have fallen in love. With an academic, a true intellectual. His name is Eric Monkman. Eric Monkman took over Twitter last night during his performance on UK quiz-show University Challenge (can we please get University Challenge over here in North America?) for his intensity and his commitment to competition.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2016 21:23:55 September 20, 2016 21:23:55

The Sasha Answers podcast is back! We talk about asshole bridesmaids and rebounds. Also, does a tattoo hurt more than getting your bush lasered off?

Maggie Smith’s very English clapback at Jimmy Kimmel (Dlisted

Miley and Jimmy together again (Just Jared

God these two are cute (Cele|bitchy

Can you smell Tom Brady’s suspension PR strategy? (TooFab

Would Princess Kate really skip her sister’s wedding? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Is Justin Timberlake trying to imitate Woody Allen? (Pop Sugar

This looks like a complicated swimsuit but I like it (Popoholic

Remember when I said you don’t have to worry about Ryan Lochte? You STILL don’t have to worry about Ryan Lochte (TMZ

Oh, just Allison Janney killing it on the red carpet, as usual (Go Fug Yourself

Smutty Social Media, September 20, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at September 20, 2016 21:11:52 September 20, 2016 21:11:52

Honestly, how are any of us supposed to concentrate on anything else today. Brad and Angelina. How am I supposed to go to work today ? — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 20, 2016 Love the look of the oversized sequins on this outfit. Full Story

Brange’s bad stretch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2016 19:53:46 September 20, 2016 19:53:46
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So it’s been bad for a while, well before my post in June. Brange have always maintained a sexy kind of tension between them. It was a passionate relationship. They fought, they made up. All these years my sources have never worried that that was a problem, because it was just the nature of their connection. Full Story

Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie Break Up

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at September 20, 2016 18:37:40 September 20, 2016 18:37:40
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It’s the breakup heard ‘round the world. It’s the breakup that made us scream, “LOVE ISN’T REAL!” Just kidding. It’s the breakup that you scrolled passed on your Twitter timeline and kept scrolling because you didn’t give a f-ck. Justin Bieber and his girlfriend of 6 whole weeks, Sofia Richie (daughter of Lionel, sister of Nicole, enemy of Selena) have broken up, according to TMZ Full Story

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Brange over Brad’s anger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2016 18:17:39 September 20, 2016 18:17:39
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Angelina Jolie is being represented by Laura Wasser. When Laura Wasser was handling Johnny Depp, it seemed like TMZ had minute-by-minute updates on the situation from Johnny’s perspective. So far this morning, they are also coming hard with exclusives about the Brange split. Full Story

Brange. Done.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2016 15:18:29 September 20, 2016 15:18:29
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This is Angelina Jolie telling Taylor Swift and Kanye West’s wife that their pathetic excuse for Gossip Christmas was BARELY Gossip Christmas. So, in case you haven’t heard, TMZ broke the news Full Story

Cara’s black line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2016 14:38:59 September 20, 2016 14:38:59
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It’s fashion week in London. Yesterday was the Burberry show. And Cara Delevingne showed up in a wonderfully dramatic black dress with a cloaked back that I wish I could afford. Still, that wasn’t the highlight of her look. Full Story

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September 20, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2016 14:19:38 September 20, 2016 14:19:38
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Larry Busacca/ Monica Schipper/ Santiago Felipe/ Slaven Vlasic/ Jamie McCarthy/ Getty Images

Saraah! Happy Birthday! I’m sorry about your cell phone. I’m overjoyed that Emma has a little brother. And Matt wanted me to toast you with RuPaul’s drag race. This is a delightful request.  Full Story