Why Sandy’s face was so tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 09:20:10 January 20, 2011 09:20:10

Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat Von D. A year ago, Sandy was on her way to Oscar, the favourite, riding a great campaign, Miss Most Popular, with a husband she always publicly shouted out as her perfect partner while accepting accolade after accolade in front of her peers. Full Story

Lilo + Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 08:54:55 January 20, 2011 08:54:55

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 08:12:31 January 20, 2011 08:12:31

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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This is not a music video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 07:55:45 January 20, 2011 07:55:45

But it should be. It’s Justin Timberlake with Amanda Seyfried shooting NOW yesterday in LA. He’s apparently showing her how to fire a gun, and coming on to her at the same time. Looks hot, right? In still photos, it looks hot. Sexy. Intriguing. Like a great scene in a music video. It works in a music video because we can’t usually hear him talk. Full Story

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Anne Catwoman, Shelfy misses out again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 07:36:48 January 20, 2011 07:36:48

Anne Hathaway will be Catwoman. Of course she will. It’s an obvious choice. Maybe too obvious? The same 7 or 8 names are always up for the same roles. When it was announced yesterday, most reactions I heard were – oh yeah, yeah, I can totally see that. Which is good…and also bad. Good because Christopher Nolan isn’t f-cking around but bad because, well, Nolan is known to be someone who likes to f-ck around. Full Story

Jesse’s week of firsts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 07:24:48 January 20, 2011 07:24:48

A lot of requests coming in lately for more Jesse Eisenberg. Here he is shooting 30 Minutes Or Less in LA yesterday. It’s a comedy. He apparently plays a pizza delivery guy who gets forced by two dumbass criminals to rob a bank within half an hour. Danny McBride is one of the dumbass criminals. Full Story

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January 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 06:55:47 January 20, 2011 06:55:47

Danielle! I hear you about the tooth. I have terrible teeth. It’s a family thing. And after several root canals and a dental implant, an extraction is still one of the worst bitches. I get it. I’m sorry you’re in it. And I’m sorry about your parents. So … you need the best photos ever taken of Garrett Hedlund? I’m actually not sure that’s happened yet. Full Story

Gwyneth’s twin face & throwdown with Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2011 14:00:13 January 19, 2011 14:00:13

Yesterday during the liveblog, a commenter noted that Gwyneth Paltrow’s f-cked up face in Geneva now resembles her trainer’s Tracy Anderson. You know how that lady always looked like she was just skinned? Gwyneth totally looked like she was just skinned. I’m posting pictures of both. Full Story

More Portman Fontrum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2011 13:01:05 January 19, 2011 13:01:05

Her acceptance speech during the Golden Globes brought on the hate. But, apparently, there was more… In post-event frenzy, I missed this article. Thanks to Tenika for sending it over. Natalie Portman was asked about her pregnancy exercise regimen backstage on awards night. Her reply was full Fontrum Rossum. Full Story