The Fringe is gone...but those tights

July 12, 2010 07:46:19 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for a reader called Kris who wrote to me last week with a request: I've developed a completely inappropriate amount of quiver for Sam Worthington. And I need your help. To kill it or, at least, dampen it slightly? His weeness has not detracted from the quiver. Or The Fringe and her hooker shoes. Full Story

People getting married

July 12, 2010 07:26:40 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:26:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks it up. Full Story

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Hamm in uniform

July 12, 2010 07:04:26 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:04:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feels like it’ll be a long week ahead. Jon Hamm came along to make it easier. Suddenly the day seems a little more promising. Jon participated yesterday in the All Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim. As usual, he was everyone’s favourite, even the other famous people, and had a great time, and laughed a lot, and didn’t look great in his uniform but, really, it’s a baseball uniform, it’s almost impossible. Full Story

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July 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 12, 2010 06:54:58 Posted at July 12, 2010 06:54:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Rae and the girls Selina, Lynsey, Becky, Amrita, and Whitney – to hen weekends, weddings, and friendship. Love the photo. Send me more after you’re married. To Dana from Angelika – good luck on the new brand and by request, here’s Kanye West at THE DECISION starring LeBron James last week. Full Story

Friday, July 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Sick time is movie time. Old ones you haven't seen for years that appreciate over time. Or are still so bad they're even better when the fever makes you trippy. Legends of the Fall came on yesterday. Holy f-ck Brad Pitt.  Read Full Intro

GOOPy in Paris and a swing

July 9, 2010 15:19:30 Posted at July 9, 2010 15:19:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really want to wash the stank of Mel Gibson off to start the weekend. Why not with some GOOP? Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted in Paris with her daughter yesterday. She was in town for a Valentino dinner – they’re, like, best friends you know – and is spending a few more days hanging out with her daughter, just she like did with her own father so many years ago. Full Story

Dear Mel: you’re done

July 9, 2010 15:03:23 Posted at July 9, 2010 15:03:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been two weeks of Mel Gibson leaks. Summary: he’s racist, he’s allegedly abusive, he allegedly beat the sh-t out of his baby mother Oksana Grigorieva, and they’re haggling over it in court, and there are tapes. She denies releasing the tapes. And so far there have only been transcripts. Full Story

The Jolie in DC: not very exciting

July 9, 2010 14:38:41 Posted at July 9, 2010 14:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and the cast of Salt were in Washington DC today for the junket. Salt opens on July 23. I hear tracking hasn’t been great. But I also hear no one counts out the Jolie. And will the Jolie show up at Comic-Con the day before Salt hits theatres just to tweak the geeks? Word is Full Story

How Porny is discreet

July 9, 2010 12:54:00 Posted at July 9, 2010 12:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her to a family gathering. Today the paps found them on holiday in Italy. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 9, 2010 12:22:56 Posted at July 9, 2010 12:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How many moms at the park have this cleave AND belt combination? (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s really, really too bad about Kate Bosworth. Because Alexander Skarsgard has so many skills. And yet he’s wasting them on her (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga looks like Madonna? (The Superficial)

Why America laughed while Lindsay cried! (Popeater)

Sophia Bush and Kristen Bell look EXACTLY the same (Just Jared)

Where’s the baby? What, you mean Gisele & Tom’s miracle kid can’t drive yet? (Pop Sugar)

The Old Spice dude is nominated for an Emmy (Hollywood Life)

This week’s edition of Mischa Barton looks busted (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More reasons why you should be seeing The Kids are Alright (Towleroad)

Tori and KFed Jr turn an accident into a profitable incident (Cele|bitchy)

Edward & Anton

July 9, 2010 11:00:03 Posted at July 9, 2010 11:00:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Edward Norton was appointed the UN Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity yesterday in New York. Norton has been “green” for a while now, and I am resisting the urge to make a Hulk reference here but I guess I’ve failed. Remember when Edward Norton dated Salma Hayek? I want you to picture the snake drama video. Full Story

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