Where he’ll be famous forever

September 28, 2010 07:25:54 Posted at September 28, 2010 07:25:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We always joke about how even the most minor celebrities can stay famous forever in Europe and it’s especially evident during Cannes where they’ll let even that pathetic Phoebe Price on the carpet and shoot her like it’s a household name. Over there, all you need is a shameless publicist. Full Story

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September 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 28, 2010 06:56:11 Posted at September 28, 2010 06:56:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Clara with love from your work wife Tara. And thank you both for your good work at Sick Kids. I had a date once at the food court in there. It was good! The food, I mean, but not the other part. Is it still? As for FNL Season 1 – this is no excuse! You can watch it online everywhere! Michelle: You are worthy of happiness, laughter, friendship and love. Full Story

Monday, September 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We spent Friday night at the Opus Hotel in Vancouver in the penthouse suite, five of us, with several bottles of champagne and even more Grey Goose, no laptop, no blackberry (still!), and therefore no email for Fiona and me, and no children for the rest of them.  Read Full Intro

Witherspoon in Vancouver

September 27, 2010 18:41:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 18:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are the first photos of Reese Witherspoon on set in Vancouver with Chris Pine for This Means War. As noted earlier in the article re: Tom Hardy, Witherspoon was shopping at Aritzia over the weekend and seen at Cafe Medina. The film is about two assassin/spies who fall in love with the same girl, then throw down explosion Mission Impossible style for her eternal love. Full Story

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Are you giving or are you taking?

September 27, 2010 13:57:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 13:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those less fortunate to enhance her own public image, especially when, right now, she’s the kind of f-ck up who has nothing to offer. Full Story

Johnny’s braids

September 27, 2010 13:02:42 Posted at September 27, 2010 13:02:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Production on Pirates of the Caribbean 4 has moved to England. This is Johnny Depp around the set today with plaited hair after arriving with it loose and wavy at the start of the shift. He looks good. MUCH better than he looks in that trailer for The Tourist. I saw it at the theatre on a massive screen this weekend. Full Story

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Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot

September 27, 2010 12:36:52 Posted at September 27, 2010 12:36:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her scrunchie? Posh’s favourite cliché mantra has always been “whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

It follows you everywhere

September 27, 2010 12:22:54 Posted at September 27, 2010 12:22:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when referring to some low classy village skank who might be able to afford designer but can’t really pull it off, but it could also be applied to a philanderer, in this case David Beckham. Full Story

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Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen

September 27, 2010 11:07:49 Posted at September 27, 2010 11:07:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but she’s managed to overcome it even at home, during Milan Fashion Week, flaunting her superior strategic machinations in the faces of her enemies but appearing front row at Cavalli, and then – the ultimate trumping – hand in hand with Him at Giorgio Armani today. Full Story

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No Third Option

September 27, 2010 10:52:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 10:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Oh man. I say it too often, but buckle up. The week we just had at SDCP was enough to make me apologize for ever even thinking my life was boring, if the alternative is this. While last week showed us these beautiful girls – and the lives they have to navigate because of some men – this week explores these men in all their messed-up, petulant glory. Full Story

Tom Hardy: Hot & Kind

September 27, 2010 10:43:44 Posted at September 27, 2010 10:43:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Tom Hardy in Vancouver to shoot This Means War with Chris Pine and Reese Witherspoon (who is also now in town, spotted at Cafe Medina and Aritzia this weekend). There’s not much to say, really, about these photos other than: He’s sex. He’s generous. He gave. Exclusive photos from Punkd Images  Full Story

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