Please just happen already

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 11:32:21 February 21, 2011 11:32:21

Real life doesn’t work the Ross and Rachel way but when it comes to Rihanna and Drake, I wish it would. As I noted in the article after the Grammys, these two need to happen. For all of us. Rihanna and Drake performed during half-time at the NBA All-Star Game in LA last night and, well, it was a lot better than what the Black Eyed Peas delivered at the Super Bowl though to be fair, I suppose an indoor venue is different. Full Story

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What kind of a piece of sh-t…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 10:30:50 February 21, 2011 10:30:50

Jesse James has signed a book deal. He’s not writing about fixing up cars, or whatever it is that he calls a job. He signed the deal based on content about his life with ex-wife Sandra Bullock and his new life with soon to be new wife Kat Von D. Remember when Jesse James declared, upon announcing his engagement to Von D, that last year was the best year of his life? The same year he humiliated Sandra with his multiple infidelities and Nazi leanings? At the time it didn’t seem he could sink any lower. Full Story

What Madonna’s offering

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 09:31:56 February 21, 2011 09:31:56

Madonna was at the Berlinale last week to present a few scenes from her film W.E. to potential buyers. It was an exclusive event. Press strictly forbidden. There was also a Q&A after the clips were presented and Madonna, in a gesture that demonstrates how badly she wants this, declared to the money people in the room that she’d be willing to travel to promote the film. Full Story

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Jen’s on the market

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 07:44:00 February 21, 2011 07:44:00

Housing market. You hear about this? Jennifer Aniston bought a house in Beverly Hills in 2006, after splitting from Brad Pitt, for $13 million. Then she spent 3 years redecorating. Now she’s listed it for $42 million. I suck at math, despite being Asian, so that’s, like, triple, right? Maybe it comes with a 5 year supply of weed, coke, and unlimited hugs. Full Story

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Family Day for Alanis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 07:10:08 February 21, 2011 07:10:08

It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously happy with her family yesterday in Venice, CA. Full Story

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Adele #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:46:56 February 21, 2011 06:46:56

Adele’s 21 drops tomorrow in North America. You ready? You’re on it, right? You lucky bitches overseas of course have had access to it for a while. And apparently you love it so much you’ve put Adele in the same category as The Beatles. She’s the first artist in 50 years, since the Fab Four, to have two top 5 singles and two top 5 albums on the charts, propelled by her amazing performance at the Brit Awards last week which has helped not only her current album but her debut album from two years ago, 19, as well. Full Story

Posh > Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:38:00 February 21, 2011 06:38:00

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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February 21, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:17:29 February 21, 2011 06:17:29

Simone! What’s up? I hear it’s been a sh-tty run, and I’m sorry about little Sharday. “Lainey’s Girls” love you so much and will always be there for you. They asked me to send you some Sidney Crosby. I’m worried about him, are you? You don’t f-ck around with that concussion business. Full Story

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Heather Russell, from Toronto, is 10 years old. She writes her own music. Then her mom posts the performances on YouTube. Simon Cowell just signed her. As you can see from the video below, Heather already has all the moves and the mannerisms.  Read Full Intro

Sean Penn & Hot Shots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 14:07:00 February 18, 2011 14:07:00

Sean Penn went out last night in Rome. His date was Valeria Golino. They seemed close. Very affectionate. They have however known each other a long time. And lately his taste seems to be running a lot younger. So… your guess is as good as mine as to whether or not there’s something happening. Full Story

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Robo’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 12:57:42 February 18, 2011 12:57:42

Katie Holmes is currently back in Vancouver visiting the GMD. For those of you in Cincinnati who keep hearing about those phantom Tom Cruise sightings – he is nowhere near you, you need to tell your radio stations to stop spreading this dumbassness. Tom is working on Mission Impossible 4 in Canada. Full Story