Best Fantasy Gig – The Emmytones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 06:33:01 September 19, 2011 06:33:01

Written by Duana You know I love to sing, right? There’s been enough indication of that here, and anyone who knows me will tell you. Which is why I got so giddy at the Emmytones. Here’s how I think it went down, in my fantasy. Full Story

Emmys Most Miserable: Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 06:21:12 September 19, 2011 06:21:12

I feel like whenever I see Claire Danes smile, she doesn’t really mean it. Duana asked the question during the liveblog last night - when was the last time Claire Danes threw her head back and laughed, heartily? If you watched MSCL, you’ll understand the attachment we feel to her. And therefore the disappointment about what happened with Billy Crudup. Full Story

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Emmy ex-off: Jennifer Carpenter vs Julia Stiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 06:08:14 September 19, 2011 06:08:14

Did Michael C Hall actually go the Emmys? I’ve seen photos of him at an after-party but haven’t been able to find pictures of him at the show. Or perhaps I was preoccupied with shots of his ex-wife and his ex-lover dressed in similarly toned gowns. Grey-nude silhouette, hair down and wavy, one more tricked out than the other but overall it’s the same play, giving them even more in common than former lover and co-star. Full Story

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The Emmy Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 05:51:00 September 19, 2011 05:51:00

So Alec Baldwin was supposed to appear in the opening video. Baldwin made a joke about News Corp and the phone hacking business. The bit was subsequently cut. As such, he decided not to be part of it at all which is why Leonard Nimoy ended up playing the president. (Source Full Story

September 19, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 05:40:04 September 19, 2011 05:40:04

Alisa! Congratulations to you and Jamie on the engagement with love from your ecstatic matron of honour Pam! Happy Birthday Emmy Jo in DC from Kris who asked for “any combination of Robert Pattinson and/or beagle pics” in your honour... which... what a strange combination. Here’s video of my beagle Barney hanging out at daycare with his boys while my older beagle Marcus supervises the situation. Full Story

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the Emmy Awards 2011 LiveBlog! It’ll be Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and me for the next 4 hours or so taking you through the red carpet arrivals (on E!) and the show proper which, hopefully, will not feel like it will never end.  Read Full Intro

Friday, September 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Nothing fills up my inbox quite like the Brange vs Jennifer Aniston. Even Justin Timberlake’s dick shot. You all barely cared about Pippy’s hacked up cock and balls but you do care very much, one way or another, about what Brad Pitt said about Jennifer Aniston.  Read Full Intro

Talking dirty for work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 12:45:51 September 16, 2011 12:45:51

Maggie Gyllenhaal spent the day in Toronto promoting her new film. Photos are attached of her at the Magnum sponsored premiere of Hysteria. Hysteria is based on the true story of the invention of the vibrator. Like, we get in there. Which is why Maggie went there during the press conference and subsequent junket interviews before the gala. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 11:46:35 September 16, 2011 11:46:35

Do you understand any of this? any of it at all? (Dlisted)

Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini (The Superficial)

I kinda love Taylor Swift in crochet. You? (Evil Beet Gossip)

The Italian Queen’s dancing body (Hollywood Tuna)

They’re sort of kind of dating...whatever that means to Taylor Lautner (Pop Sugar)

Oh now THIS is a good idea (Just Jared)

A royal cheat! (Cele|bitchy)

The Muppets and Lisbeth Salander (Pink Is The New Blog)

Exes don’t touch (Celebuzz)

Halle Berry’s going ugly again in a movie (ICYDK)

H7 must go everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 11:07:00 September 16, 2011 11:07:00

Victoria Beckham is in New York for Fashion Week. She showed two collections. They were well received. She's also been shopping. Which means Harper Seven goes with her. On top of 7 inch heels. Many of you have been asking why Posh insists on carrying her baby in her arms instead of using a stroller or one of those carrier slings. Full Story

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