Blake Monroe > Lohan Monroe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 16:40:01 December 12, 2011 16:40:01

I am a dumb f-ck and a stupid bitch. Because I didn’t bother screen capping the video. I’m sorry.The video was online on Friday. I saw it in the afternoon. And I knew at the time it wouldn’t last long. I said to myself, you should really get this saved somehow, at least preserve an image from it, or something, before it gets pulled down. Full Story

A waste of Good Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 16:06:02 December 12, 2011 16:06:02
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WENN

This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’s a waste of Good Gossip.Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot. Full Story

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Scarjo feeling Scroogey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 15:50:17 December 12, 2011 15:50:17
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Flynet

Scarlett Johansson had a crusty face on in New York last night, presumably in town to begin a round of publicity for the upcoming We Bought a Zoo opening on December 23. Scarjo is never great with paps, unless of course she’s going out of her way to be great with paps when she knows she has to sell it (funny how that is, non?), but right now I wonder if it’s more than just the paps; right now I Photo Assume that it’s also a lot of Blake Lively. Full Story

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December 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 15:19:32 December 12, 2011 15:19:32

Laura! Happy Birthday with love from Andrea who says it’s killing her that she can’t be there but, as she says, technically it’s your turn, and, well, seeing as she lives in Spain... why aren’t you there yet??? I’ve been asked to include photos of Pep Guardiola and Pique to show you what you’re missing which I’ve done but, to be honest, and here’s where I’ll be fighting with Andrea, I’m not sure those are the best examples to lure you over to the Spanish side. Full Story

Friday, December 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Thank you so much for visiting my Holiday Wish List! I already have 3 chickens! Please click here to support OXFAM this Christmas and to give the gift of long-term and sustainable change for families living in developing countries.

Every day this week there’s been a hit of Brange as Brad campaigns alongside the Jolie during her promotional tour for In The Land Of Blood And Honey. It’s like they’re giving us a 2011 send-off...only to pick it up right away in 2012 on the awards circuit. Which means there’s a LOT of Brange ahead from now to the end of February. That’s good news for all of us, even if you hate them. And a lot of you do. You hate them so much, it’s the only time you ever email me.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Justin Bieber will keep your daughter pure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 21:30:36 December 9, 2011 21:30:36
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Dear Dads: if you buy Justin Bieber’s fragrance for your daughters it means they won’t get down with Scott/Chad/Todd in the back of car without a condom...This, basically, is the message, isn’t it? Needless to say, it’s funnier to the 14 year old than to the 40 year old. At the same time, I wonder what it’s like these days for the teenage boy: do they really have to live up to. Full Story

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Shopping for Ryan?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 21:13:30 December 9, 2011 21:13:30
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WENN

Blake Lively showed up to the grand opening of the Apple Store at Grand Central Station in New York last night. You can imagine how many invitations and requests for personal appearances Blake receives every day. There’s strategy then behind the selections, which ones she decides to attend. And, well, as we’ve seen the last few months, Blake’s strategy is something to admire. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Anne Hathaway at the Golden Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 20:18:13 December 9, 2011 20:18:13
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Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/Kevork Djansezian/Getty

THIS DRESS.Almost a year later and it’s not diminished how much I love it. We all did that night on a night of a lot of yelling. Because that’s what’s fun about award season right? Fighting with each other about what they’re wearing. I was at Duana’s. It was a full house. We’d been shouting the entire carpet. Full Story

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Heads up casting agents...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 20:09:49 December 9, 2011 20:09:49

Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has been leaked online. So... Playboy’s million dollar investment is now available for free on the internet five days before newsstands sales. That’s a lesson for anyone making a deal with that piece of sh-t. They were stupid enough to do it and to put a clause in there to withhold half the payment until the issue is officially available for purchase. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 20:03:59 December 9, 2011 20:03:59

The next time I can’t blog I’m just going to say there’s a cock in my mouth (Dlisted)

See? This is what I mean. Daniel Craig only gave them another reason to keep talking (The Superficial)

Andrew Garfield left hanging (Pop Sugar)

LOVE Shaki’s cut (Hollywood PQ)

Rose McGowan has a great ass (Hollywood Tuna)

Adele will take her sweet time (Just Jared)

Marc Anthony doesn’t approve of the slumming either (Cele|bitchy)

There might be more Kristen Stewart but this only made me want more Charlize Theron (Celebuzz)

My only problem with SJP’s outfit here: her shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Taking the gay out of Christmas (Towleroad)

Worst of 2011: Elisabeth Moss’s Emmy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 18:26:07 December 9, 2011 18:26:07
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Wenn, Bauer

If you can believe it, Katherine Heigl’s wasn’t the worst hair of the year. Almost...But then Elisabeth Moss took the Heigl and amplified the sh-tness of it. And this is what she gave us. Why don’t you take a minute, let the horror wash over you... SHE IS ONLY 29 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There is no pleasure in Moss’s hair failings. Full Story

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