New crank lips for court

July 6, 2010 13:33:44 Posted at July 6, 2010 13:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof that Lilo was drinking the night her SCRAM went off, and the judge has also heard testimony that Lilo kept skipping out on her alcohol ed classes too. Full Story

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On Furious Love

July 6, 2010 13:18:00 Posted at July 6, 2010 13:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrity book excerpts are often the best parts of the book so that when you actually sit down to read the book, you find that you’ve already read the only parts worth reading. I worried that this would be the case with Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century after it was profiled in Vanity Fair. Full Story

Movie Live Blog – Tuesday, July 6, 2010

July 6, 2010 11:57:01 Posted at July 6, 2010 11:57:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we’re live blogging for half an hour and we’re considering making this a weekly. Will try it out with comments today, see how it flies. Please don’t be offended if your comment doesn’t make it through. There may be too many of them to post. And there are some guidelines. You can call me a bitch all you want. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 6, 2010 11:00:27 Posted at July 6, 2010 11:00:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a reminder – the LiveBlog starts in an hour at 3pm ET/Noon PT and we’re taking comments! Join us!

Prince loves symbols, but not numbers. In the end though, he’s just a greedy bitch. (The Superficial)

Oh for f-ck’s sake. Get a driver! And a laptop!!! (Dlisted)

Twilight = NSync? (Popeater)

Young girls have saggy tits too (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth goes out 2 nights in a row. Next GOOP will be about parental guilt (Just Jared)

Katie looks good. The GMD looks little. And Little Sci is the cutest on Independence Day (Pop Sugar)

Madonna holds a baby and her face is like a baby. Weird. (Towleroad)

This broad gets in everywhere in Europe where fame has no expiry date or, for that matter, any justification (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking good? Over a little tired? (Popoholic)

Kristen Stewart’s open mouth terrible cover (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh & Becks: summertime schedule

July 6, 2010 10:02:05 Posted at July 6, 2010 10:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham arrived at Heathrow today in a cuuuuute pink dress with blue bows and matching blue big heels. Always matching. She doesn’t know how to not match right. Strangeness is afoot with these Beckhams lately, non? She and David are apart for most of the summer so far, then he returns and meets the family in France, promptly leaves again with first son Brooklyn to go to Wimbledon, no sooner does he return and now she’s off back to London. Full Story

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Jared Leto is TRYING

July 6, 2010 09:29:32 Posted at July 6, 2010 09:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So f-cking hard. Even the Alba Bitch seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just the hair. It’s the way he’s holding his body too. Full Story

Boring Blake is important in Paris

July 6, 2010 08:37:47 Posted at July 6, 2010 08:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t delude yourself into thinking that Hollywood has substance. Hollywood is, and will always be, a looks-based industry. That’s the answer to Why Is Blake Lively. Because, if you’ve spent any time at all watching Gossip Girl, you know it’s certainly not about talent. But it is about those legs. Full Story

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Everyone is jizzing over Inception

July 6, 2010 08:06:00 Posted at July 6, 2010 08:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Media screenings are happening this week. Everyone coming out of Inception is jerking off over Christopher Nolan’s latest brilliance. Like, everyone. And just in time too. Inception opens July 16 following a smartly paced, cleverly strategised marketing campaign that teased just enough and not too much and as such, should deliver both critically and commercially which is not to say that it’ll do Toy Story numbers, but well enough to be considered a hit and, having made its money, on to perhaps an awards season run. Full Story

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G prefers B

July 6, 2010 07:25:24 Posted at July 6, 2010 07:25:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As posted yesterday, Madonna and her kids and her boyfriend Jesus were sidestage for the Jay-Z performance at the Wireless Festival in London the other day – click here for a refresher. Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend were also part of the VIP contingent close enough to breathe on the Jigga. Full Story

July 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 6, 2010 07:10:12 Posted at July 6, 2010 07:10:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Shauna! And to answer your questions: 1) Lindsay Lohan, not because she’s less f-cked but because she’s more talented, or was more talented, than Tara Reid and 2) Lindsay also. To Alison P – Happy Belated Birthday from CW. Hope Victoria is amazing, relaxing, and warm! And for Louise who endured a job interview on her birthday yesterday – how did it go, have you heard back? Am still sorting the Twi-Hard hatemail so that’s coming soon and Potter is much more preferable anyway. Full Story

Monday, July 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Yes, it was arrested for pot possession on Friday in South Africa. Yes, the entire world was about to celebrate. But then its twatty friend took the blame instead for the charge and Ebola Paris Hilton was eventually exonerated.  Read Full Intro