Worst Stomach Clench – Connie Britton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 10:23:48 September 19, 2011 10:23:48

Written by Duana Warning: I get emotional in here. If it’s not for you, no prob. Oh, you guys. Unbelievable. What a roller coaster ride if you’re a Britton fan. Of course we all had no hope that they could sweep the four categories they were nominated in. Full Story

Best Emmy Fumble: Coach wins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 10:10:34 September 19, 2011 10:10:34

First it was Jason Katims for Writing... which... It’s about F-CKING TIME!!!! What? You don’t understand? Because you don’t watch??? Well... I don’t know what else I can say. It’s been declared one of the best shows, if not THE best show, of ALL TIME. And Eric and Tami Taylor the most real marriage on television, like, EVER. Full Story

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Best Emmy skin: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 09:18:24 September 19, 2011 09:18:24

When TIFF was winding last week and several of us sat around comparing notes and gossiping, as we always do after the festival, a few minutes of the conversation was devoted to a certain actress who looked spectacular in photographs, wearing what was truly an inspired dress, but who actually has a serious skin problem which you can see up close. Full Story

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Worst Emmy Hair: Elisabeth Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 09:08:02 September 19, 2011 09:08:02

Elisabeth Moss was born in 1982. She’s only 29 years old. She’s YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS. Now that this has been thrown in your face, it makes her hair last night even more offensive, right? How does a 29 year old girl show up at the Emmys with Allison Janney’s 1960s old lady helmet from The Help? This is the kind of sh-t that makes me so angry. Full Story

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Best Emmy Fist Pump: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:55:52 September 19, 2011 08:55:52

I loved that Kate Winslet, who is now just a Tony Award away from EGOT, was so unabashedly happy about winning her Emmy. Maybe it was put on, maybe she was pretending it meant as much to her as the others, but if we have a choice between the two, I’ll take the one that says that she wanted it badly, as anyone would, even Kate Winslet, and when it happened, she wasn’t shy about demonstrating the extent of that want, in the form of a fist pump. Full Story

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Worst Hamster Wheel: Julie Bowen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:40:21 September 19, 2011 08:40:21

Written by Duana This is a hard one. Of course it is impossible to miss how thin Julie Bowen is. I didn’t hear her on the carpet this time, and she is not one of the people whose magazine profiles I will read while standing in the drugstore but she apparently has a host of excuses for why that is. Full Story

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Best Red & better than LeAnn Rimes:Martha Plimpton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:26:30 September 19, 2011 08:26:30

How did I just realise that they have the same face? Needless to say, as already noted in other articles and this goes way back to the 80s, I love Martha Plimpton, so it makes me sad to have to point that out. But what’s even more sad is that LeAnn wouldn’t take it for a compliment. She’d be insulted which. Full Story

Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:01:26 September 19, 2011 08:01:26

On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go. Full Story

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Best Emmy Cut-eye: Ian Somerhalder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 07:50:17 September 19, 2011 07:50:17

Written by Duana Oh, I watched this over and over again. It’s so painful – he and Lea Michele are presenting, have a bit of scripted ‘unscripted’ banter, he has the last line with “right” and then moves on with “okay –“, but she can’t help herself. Full Story

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Worst Emmy White: Julianna Margulies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 07:14:00 September 19, 2011 07:14:00

She wore a ceramic coffee mug. This is what I called it, even before I rolled my eyes at her win over Connie Britton’s Tami Taylor. Julianna Margulies is the uninspired vote. Because if you’ve had the pleasure of watching Britton on Friday Night Lights, well, you know it would be impossible to award the Emmy to Kyle Chandler without acknowledging her work. Full Story

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