An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen. She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's how they communicate. Through her ass. Full Story
Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. Full Story
Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for the occasion too. Full Story
It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at the BET Awards last night looking so individual and yet so totally cohesive, so much talent and charisma in such small little bodies, and weird too, in that showbiz way, because ultimately all the intriguing ones are freaks at heart – just ask Elizabeth Taylor. Full Story
In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, Eminem, and Drake. Full Story
They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. Full Story
Happy Birthday Fats with love from Susu who requested for you some Viggo, here at a Habitat for Humanity benefit last month in New York. Viggo is also for Teresa – Happy Belated 40th Birthday yesterday! Happy Birthday to Corry from Dana! Look forward to meeting you tonight! Happy Belated Birthday to Andrea from your VV sisters! Hope your birthday on Saturday was an extra smutty one…and Lucas misses his Auntie Andrea. Full Story
Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups is receiving dreadful reviews, yet another in what’s become a long line of sh-tty films this summer. The critical response to Grown Ups is not unlike the critical response to Jennifer Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter. And Sandler and Aniston recently wrapped on a movie together called Just Go With It. Promising, non?
S.M.U.T. 2010 is officially sold out – our 5th straight year, thank you for the support! See you Monday night, and if you have a ticket, you will receive an email about the location soon. I just looked at the floorplan yesterday. Am excited. And yes, you bitches, there WILL be air conditioning.
Am headed to Toronto today at the worst possible time. Totally blanked when we booked our flights that it was G8 and G20 summit time. Don’t know what f-ckery awaits when we arrive. Am preparing to be stuck in traffic until Saturday morning.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
It’s time for our flight to Toronto now. Am leaving you with links from my online friends. Will try to blog as soon as I land if anything urgent needs addressing. If no, we’ll pick up again on Monday. GO ENGLAND!
Mel Gibson's midlife cock issues get worst (Dlisted)
I HATE that tattoo (The Superficial)
Talk about inviting bad feng shui. Tori Spelling is messing with very very bad juju (Popeater)
The Alba Bitch in Paris (Hollywood Tuna)
Kiki D has a new boyfriend (Just Jared)
The Chosen One is flying! (Pop Sugar)
Bubba with a hot footie (Towleroad)
Tweeting and showering (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Jason Bateman: how could you?!?! (ICYDK)
Chris Colfer balances the Lea Michele diva ass factor on Glee (Cele|bitchy)
Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that sense, as a consumer, is it right to criticise the product? Jaden fronts a smash hit movie - The Karate Kid is performing very well at the box office, considered another great success for the Smith family - and it's not his first smash hit movie either. Full Story
David Beckham has been in South Africa supporting the English side through the World Cup. Can’t wait for the game against Germany on Sunday. Victoria Beckham is with their children in England. They’ve been apart for weeks. So UK gossips, always the bastion of reliability, decided to monger up a rumour of an imminent announcement of a split. Full Story