The First Couple of Twi-Hard

June 25, 2010 09:40:28 Posted at June 25, 2010 09:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on no wins in Los Angeles. Perhaps it’s the pressure of Los Angeles. Full Story

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The obvious Ashley Greene

June 25, 2010 08:53:01 Posted at June 25, 2010 08:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the daytime Emmy Awards – click here for a refresher Full Story

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Cate from head to toe

June 25, 2010 08:15:37 Posted at June 25, 2010 08:15:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want her boots and the way she’s wearing them with her jeans without making her legs look stubby, and the pea coat, and the green sweater underneath the peacoat and very, very much want her hair. If I had the balls I would cut my hair like her hair. Cate Blanchett was at a media event today for the Sydney Theatre Company’s Greening the Wharf and the installation of 2000 solar panels on the Company’s roof. Full Story

Festival Emma

June 25, 2010 07:38:53 Posted at June 25, 2010 07:38:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Glastonbury today hanging with friends, enjoying a cold drink, she’s 20 and she’s celebrating her summer off, the way she should be in tall boots and snatch-safe shorts and a steezy corset to complete the look – so cute, so fresh, so young, so normal, as normal as possible under the extraordinary circumstances, no weave, no lip injections, and she keeps her business her own f-cking business. Full Story

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June 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 25, 2010 07:27:27 Posted at June 25, 2010 07:27:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

HEZ!!! Happy Birthday you bitch! When is that drink happening? Happy Birthday Olga! U of T and now Oxford??? Ugh. Why are you making me hate you? See you and Caryl and Amita on Monday night. To Lara – Happy Birthday from Julie who says you never let her get depressed about birthdays. Good! Wishing you the positive results that you’ve been waiting for. Full Story

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I tried very hard last night not to watch the TLC special Michael Jackson’s Children. And normally I’m very good at rejecting base fare. Have never wasted even a minute on Jersey Shore, Top Model, those Jon & Kate assholes, Bachelors, Big Brothers and more.  Read Full Intro

No difference Liz

June 24, 2010 13:28:20 Posted at June 24, 2010 13:28:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight in London it’s Elton John’s annual White Tie & Tiara ball. This is Elizabeth Hurley leaving her house en route to the event with husband Arun Nayer. This is Elizabeth Hurley last year leaving her house en route to the event with husband Arun Nayer. What? I’m telling you. Full Story

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Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards

June 24, 2010 13:07:00 Posted at June 24, 2010 13:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie2.Gloating3.Cute banter4.Cute girlfriend defence5.Whiny defensive girlfriend6.Bitching about bloggers7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly declares that Eclipse is the best movie in the Twilight series so far. Full Story

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Saoirse in green and as Katniss?

June 24, 2010 11:28:40 Posted at June 24, 2010 11:28:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Acclaimed young actress Saoirse Ronan attended the Irish premiere of Shrek yesterday in a pair of steezy pink chucks with a blazer, topped off with light green Ray-Bans which obviously I love because I have them too. (Photo attached from Barbados) Saoirse, now 16, is always at the top of the list for discussion on who should play Katniss Everdeen in Suzanne Collins’s The Hunger Games film adaptation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 24, 2010 11:01:30 Posted at June 24, 2010 11:01:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who got pervy at a rub’n’tug? (The Superficial)

Skank self love...and Helen Mirren had to stand next to it (Dlisted)

Yeah so this is Gisele after baby. Bitch. (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait Cyrus thinks she empowers girls (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement for Burberry (Just Jared)

Look at Beyonce’s beautiful summer hair and skin (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson says Kristen Stewart is a “real woman” (Hollywood Life)

Zoe Saldana: great dress, great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Salma! White dress! Tittays! (Popoholic)

5 years ago? Not fug. Now? FUG. Definitely fug. (Go Fug Yourself)

These pictures are not for the fickle

June 24, 2010 09:30:38 Posted at June 24, 2010 09:30:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t understand how I can go from love to hate so quickly when my crushes are over. Full Story

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