February 18, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 06:39:53 February 18, 2011 06:39:53

The Langley Animal Protection Society (LAPS) needs your help in its drive for a $100K grant as a part of the Pepsi Refresh Project. LAPS is a small grassroots volunteer driven non-profit organization working to save animals. Since 2003 they have helped more than 10,000 stray, lost and unwanted pets in their community. Full Story

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Quick reminder that the TV LiveBlog with Duana will go today at a slightly different time – 3:30pm ET/12:30pm PT. Join us for an FNL group cry and more! So… another week, and we still can’t close it without some kind of Lindsay Lohan drama.  Read Full Intro

How much is too much?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 14:30:36 February 17, 2011 14:30:36

Have received several emails already today about the cut-ness of Cameron Diaz’s arms. Cam has always been pretty fit. And ARod likes his women fit. (Wasn’t his wife a bodybuilder?) And you know, Cam’s priority #1 right now is keeping him happy. So I guess she’s extra fit right now. Full Story

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GOOP for Nobel Peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 13:42:12 February 17, 2011 13:42:12

F-ck the EGOT. Gwyneth’s after something more. She acts, she sings, she macrobiotics, she mothers, she matchmakes, she works out, she bakes, she purees, she loves, she laughs, she cries, and now she brokers peace… Am I missing something? Amazing story today coming out of THR Full Story

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TV Live Blog - Thursday, February 17, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 12:28:00 February 17, 2011 12:28:00

Tyra Collette is the new Wonder Woman! Most of you are like…who the f-ck? Well, that would be because you don’t watch Friday Night Lights. Not sure though if I’m totally feeling the concept of the new Wonder Woman for TV by David E Kelley. Duana and I will discuss that and the FNL finale. Full Story

To them she’s an abomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 11:30:59 February 17, 2011 11:30:59

The Italian Queen has made permanent enemy of the MiniVan Majority. And after Team Clooney worked so hard to sell her to them too. But it’s always about the Baby Issue. Didn’t you know it’s always about the Baby Issue? This is why Jennifer Aniston keeps pretending she wants them. Because the minute she were to reveal that she doesn’t, they’d turn on her like they’re judging the Italian Queen. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 10:49:04 February 17, 2011 10:49:04

I really, really, REALLY want this to be true. But it probably isn’t. (The Superficial)

Rolling Stone defends Justin Bieber who didn’t mean to be offensive (Dlisted

Ew. Gross. Why Joe Simpson doesn’t want Ashlee and Pete to reconcile (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens: great legs…do you like those thongs? (Hollywood Tuna)

Why is Jakey so clean-shaven? (Pop Sugar)

The new Superman speaks! (Just Jared)

Alba and Honor with Dignity after the announcement (Popoholic)

Well sh-t. Here’s a look that says I know you want me. (Celebuzz)

How many times you think Kellan Lutz looks at this every day? (Towleroad)

Seriously, why is Fashion Week so ghetto this season? (Go Fug Yourself)

Something I was saving…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 09:36:39 February 17, 2011 09:36:39

I don’t post about Michelle Trachtenberg much. Because, obviously. Or maybe not. Maxim just put her on its cover. Total bitch move but I’ll just come right out and say it – we’re talking about a supporting role tv girl here, aren’t we? Sure, I get it. This is a skin rag men’s mag, great. Full Story

Diane & Josh: rings?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 09:15:48 February 17, 2011 09:15:48

There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how they look in those pants/skirt/dress, then I spend a few seconds judging the pants/skirt/dress, and at that point it’s impolite to keep staring so I look away and fixate on someone else. Full Story

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Vile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:11:07 February 17, 2011 08:11:07

What is it about certain middle-aged men and their lack of awareness? The common assumption is that women fear loneliness more than men. Kelsey Grammer is making a really good case for equality in that category. And it’s probably more than loneliness too. It’s a loneliness-ego combination. Full Story

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Rubber suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:00:42 February 17, 2011 08:00:42

How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in a denim jacket, leggings, and biker boots. Full Story

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