Grammy Sh-t vs Diarrhoea: Miley vs Xtina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:26:03 February 14, 2011 06:26:03

Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of sh-t vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat. Full Story

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Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:11:32 February 14, 2011 06:11:32

Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing. Full Story

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Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 05:54:35 February 14, 2011 05:54:35

She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga has never been known for subtlety. Full Story

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Grammy Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 05:38:00 February 14, 2011 05:38:00

Happy Valentine’s Day indeed! New Radiohead album drops Saturday! More info here. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. If you missed our liveblog, click here. Needless to say, I’m chuffed about Arcade Fire winning the top award. Full Story

BAFTA King: Colin Firth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:37:11 February 14, 2011 01:37:11

Well who else would it be? He was the Best Actor. His costars were the Best Supporting Actors. His film was the Best Film. Colin Firth went home and they called her Your Majesty. Also, I just tried to spell that with a “G” and got told off by spellcheck and for that I blame Madonna. But I digress. Full Story

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BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:25:45 February 14, 2011 01:25:45

Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence means to be the titty action kind of girl, Mystique notwithstanding. Full Story

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BAFTA one shoulder: Annette Bening & Emma Watson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:09:26 February 14, 2011 01:09:26

Two actresses – one a veteran, in the third act of her career, the other an ingénue, perhaps trying to terminate the first act of her career to begin a long, long second act that will see her emerge from underneath the heavy weight of a beloved literary character to embody a new roster of characters that will truly test her talent. Full Story

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BAFTA Minnie Driver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:02:54 February 14, 2011 01:02:54

Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, everyone I’ve asked has said “I really want to finish (read: Start) the book first. Full Story

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