January 10, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2011 06:26:00 January 10, 2011 06:26:00

Amanda! Thanks for your note and for taking me with you from Dalhousie to South Korea. Of course you can have some GMD getting sweaty in the kids’ playground. I will never turn down that request. And of course you can have my Porny in high waisted pants. That would never be rejected either. You just mentioned my two favourite things in life. Full Story

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Friday, January 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

"A running theme in my life is to be used as vehicle for inspiring other people... I see myself as a messenger for a message that is greater than myself and my message is you can, you can, you can." (Source  Read Full Intro

How Annie travels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 14:00:04 January 7, 2011 14:00:04

Oscar co-host Anne Hathaway flew from NYC to LA today, was photographed arriving at JFK airport. I guess you could say she’s not Posh. She wanted to be comfortable. Didn’t want to stomp around in Brian Atwoods through the terminal. But if that were the case, why not sweats and Uggs? These aren’t cotton leggings. Full Story

Are you still in there?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 13:02:02 January 7, 2011 13:02:02

Madonna took her new boychildfriend out last night in London. Apparently they were stalking dancers. They say she’s planning another tour. There was a time when I would throw myself on the ground weeping fangirl tears at the mere mention of a Madonna tour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 12:15:05 January 7, 2011 12:15:05

Minus 5 points: Jakey is the guy who wears shades on the tube (Dlisted)

Um. If you can believe it, Chloe Sevigny actually found a way to do something worse than give Vincent Gallo a blow on camera (The Superficial)

Bieber refuses to talk about his Fever (Popeater)

Rihanna demonstrates how to wear leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie and Little Sci shop for groceries in Vancouver (Pop Sugar)

Hm. Sandra Bullock looks a little Lisa Linged too (Just Jared)

This turned up as “BREAKING NEWS” on my blackberry this morning. Why??? (Celebuzz)

Obviously I’m a bloated hag, but do you find her nose and her lips are too close together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eddie Cibrian’s broke ass dead beat ring purchase (Cele|bitchy

She was the Best Dressed, definitely, at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards (Go Fug Yourself)

You need to be great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 11:32:41 January 7, 2011 11:32:41

I’m writing to Garrett Hedlund. Because lately it’s been a string of quiver killers, one after the other. TRON was terrible and he was terrible in it with his thigh thickness and bad acting. Also he’s not great in a photo call situation, as evidenced last night at a screening for Country Strong in New York. Full Story

Mimi in flats!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 10:49:42 January 7, 2011 10:49:42

What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I don’t even know her. Full Story

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You’re never second best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 10:00:07 January 7, 2011 10:00:07

In 2010, Jon Hamm was runner-up to Ryan Reynolds for People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Entertainment Weekly, in their Top 10 list of Entertainers of the Year, ranked him second after Taylor Swift. Um, Jon Hamm is #2 to no one. Probably because he really doesn’t give a sh-t about being #1. The truth is few are as versatile as Hamm is right now. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling’s Onesie: moodsaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:19:54 January 7, 2011 09:19:54

I have been foul all week. The worst mood ever. Mostly due to a lingering cold/maybe sinus infection. But also because of detox. No more holiday drinking, no more farting around eating Oreos all day. It’s a chicken-only existence right now. I hate chicken so much. But the tv work is starting up again, we’re heading to Sundance soon, and then in 7 weeks it’s the Oscars, which means, literally, eating will not be fun until February 28. Full Story

No Strings, no ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:01:02 January 7, 2011 09:01:02

Finally got around to watching the red band trailer for No Strings Attached, in theatres on January 2. Can’t decide how I feel about it. There’s a moment here and there that looks like it might not suck. And I do like the line “Boo! Here comes my dick”, but I really hate the part where she’s looking at his dick with 3D glasses. Full Story

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Country Bitch hates Montreal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 08:26:00 January 7, 2011 08:26:00

During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she associates the city with auto theft. Full Story