Jake, Natalie, Florence & the Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 08:23:00 November 19, 2010 08:23:00

Remember when Jakey and Natalie used to date for 5 minutes? They are much better as friends, I know, but I was also really into it when they kissed in Brothers. Anyway, Natalie’s been closely involved with FINCA for a number of years now, and she showed up at the 25th anniversary event in New York and so did Jake and they greeted each other affectionately and posed together which pretty much kills any chance of the two of them rekindling because you know how it works – when there’s something to hide, they’ll make it obvious by avoiding each other; their willingness to be together then means that they’re actually never going to be together. Full Story

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Two boys to the rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 07:49:44 November 19, 2010 07:49:44

I watched half of Inception again on the flight back to Vancouver earlier this week. Goddamn Tom Hardy is so f-cking hot. Imagine if you were in distress and Tom Hardy came to rescue you all sexy and sh-t in his perfectly tailored suit? Please. It would have been nice to have Reese Witherspoon’s job yesterday. Full Story

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November 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 07:25:48 November 19, 2010 07:25:48

Andrea! Happy Birthday! It’s a new beginning right? Wishing you the most remarkable turnaround year ahead with teenagers who remember to be considerate now and again and the peace of mind to walk away from the sh-t of the past knowing that there’s a lot more ahead. Keep me posted. I’ll be thinking of you. Full Story

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today’s TV LiveBlog with Duana will happen slightly later, at 4PM ET/1PM PT instead. Join us! NBC aired a totally lame sh-ts Prince William/Kate Middleton royal love story special last night. Obviously I obsessively watched every minute and even paused on some photos.  Read Full Intro

The perennial first runner up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 15:35:23 November 18, 2010 15:35:23

For years, at the height of Grey’s Anatomy’s popularity, Patrick Dempsey was always second place. And back then – why am I talking like it was 1960? – Dr McDreamy was just as buzzy as Don Draper. And remember, on a main network like ABC, Grey’s ratings dwarfed Mad Men. But the Sexiest Man Alive is a Movie Star. Full Story

Can’t let Jakey have all the love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 14:11:00 November 18, 2010 14:11:00

It’s like Ryan Gosling was standing by, watching Jakey G the last couple of weeks getting us all weak and quivery, and decided enough is enough. He came back swinging HARD. So you know about this business with the MPAA. Blue Valentine has been given an NC17 rating because of a sex scene between a married couple that they feel is too real. Full Story

TV Live Blog - Thursday, November 18, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 12:56:47 November 18, 2010 12:56:47

Thanks God for Duana. Because I am behind on tv. Way behind. Speaking of behind though, Duana never watched The West Wing at the time it aired and is doing so on DVD right now. I was at her place last week for a few episodes. Like, remember how f-cking great that show was? I still get goose bumps when I hear the opening music. Full Story

Side-lean and imprinting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 12:19:14 November 18, 2010 12:19:14

Tom Cruise Jr attended the GQ Men of the Year party in Hollywood last night. As you can see, the side-leaning, while not so pronounced anymore, is still part of the Lautner pose technique. I’ve been asked often lately, after posting details about the Breaking Dawn Part 1 screenplay, how the Imprinting scene will work out in the film. Full Story

GOOP: Monograms & Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 11:56:13 November 18, 2010 11:56:13

Today’s GOOP is about GOOP gifts. Gwyneth’s holiday recommendations. Really? Do we really need fancy recipe cards? I’m sorry. I judge too much. And maybe unfairly. Anyway, the best part of the newsletter is Gwyneth’s monogrammed Louis Vuitton suitcase. Obviously. She even includes a photo. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 11:15:01 November 18, 2010 11:15:01

Nope. Eva Longoria is not playing it like Sandy B. But I’m still really into it (The Superficial)

Bunny costumes and Silver Foxes – it’s great tv. (Dlisted)

Maybe it’s not a bad thing. That someone has finally figured out how to kill Dancing With The Sh-ts (Popeater

I want this polka dot bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Brady. A dog. And a baby. Why are you still here? (Pop Sugar)

Harry gets promoted! (Celebuzz)

Camilla Belle + Wilmer Valderrama = finally something that makes sense (Just Jared)

Why is Selena Gomez working Blake Lively on her chest? (Popoholic)

Kylie flash mob! (Towleroad)

Kate Middleton is apparently being trained on how to exit a car. This would be a “don’t” (Go Fug Yourself)

Halle in a lust haze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 10:30:20 November 18, 2010 10:30:20

It was announced recently that Halle Berry would be pushing through her film Frankie & Alice (shot in Vancouver) to making it eligible for awards season. The move was obvious – she wants a nomination and, while she’s still considered a longshot, it does sound like, at the very least, she has delivered a fine performance that many think is worthy of one. Full Story

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