John Legend’s face says it all

June 28, 2010 06:28:21 Posted at June 28, 2010 06:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. Full Story

June 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 28, 2010 06:17:29 Posted at June 28, 2010 06:17:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Fats with love from Susu who requested for you some Viggo, here at a Habitat for Humanity benefit last month in New York. Viggo is also for Teresa – Happy Belated 40th Birthday yesterday! Happy Birthday to Corry from Dana! Look forward to meeting you tonight! Happy Belated Birthday to Andrea from your VV sisters! Hope your birthday on Saturday was an extra smutty one…and Lucas misses his Auntie Andrea. Full Story

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Friday, June 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups is receiving dreadful reviews, yet another in what’s become a long line of sh-tty films this summer. The critical response to Grown Ups is not unlike the critical response to Jennifer Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter. And Sandler and Aniston recently wrapped on a movie together called Just Go With It. Promising, non?

S.M.U.T. 2010 is officially sold out – our 5th straight year, thank you for the support! See you Monday night, and if you have a ticket, you will receive an email about the location soon. I just looked at the floorplan yesterday. Am excited. And yes, you bitches, there WILL be air conditioning.

Am headed to Toronto today at the worst possible time. Totally blanked when we booked our flights that it was G8 and G20 summit time. Don’t know what f-ckery awaits when we arrive. Am preparing to be stuck in traffic until Saturday morning.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

June 25, 2010 12:00:12 Posted at June 25, 2010 12:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s time for our flight to Toronto now. Am leaving you with links from my online friends. Will try to blog as soon as I land if anything urgent needs addressing. If no, we’ll pick up again on Monday. GO ENGLAND!

Mel Gibson's midlife cock issues get worst (Dlisted)

I HATE that tattoo (The Superficial)

Talk about inviting bad feng shui. Tori Spelling is messing with very very bad juju (Popeater)

The Alba Bitch in Paris (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki D has a new boyfriend (Just Jared)

The Chosen One is flying! (Pop Sugar)

Bubba with a hot footie (Towleroad)

Tweeting and showering (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jason Bateman: how could you?!?! (ICYDK)

Chris Colfer balances the Lea Michele diva ass factor on Glee (Cele|bitchy)

On Jaden Smith

June 25, 2010 11:23:00 Posted at June 25, 2010 11:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that sense, as a consumer, is it right to criticise the product? Jaden fronts a smash hit movie - The Karate Kid is performing very well at the box office, considered another great success for the Smith family - and it's not his first smash hit movie either. Full Story

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A denial over nothing

June 25, 2010 10:07:43 Posted at June 25, 2010 10:07:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham has been in South Africa supporting the English side through the World Cup. Can’t wait for the game against Germany on Sunday. Victoria Beckham is with their children in England. They’ve been apart for weeks. So UK gossips, always the bastion of reliability, decided to monger up a rumour of an imminent announcement of a split. Full Story

The First Couple of Twi-Hard

June 25, 2010 09:40:28 Posted at June 25, 2010 09:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on no wins in Los Angeles. Perhaps it’s the pressure of Los Angeles. Full Story

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The obvious Ashley Greene

June 25, 2010 08:53:01 Posted at June 25, 2010 08:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the daytime Emmy Awards – click here for a refresher Full Story

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Cate from head to toe

June 25, 2010 08:15:37 Posted at June 25, 2010 08:15:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want her boots and the way she’s wearing them with her jeans without making her legs look stubby, and the pea coat, and the green sweater underneath the peacoat and very, very much want her hair. If I had the balls I would cut my hair like her hair. Cate Blanchett was at a media event today for the Sydney Theatre Company’s Greening the Wharf and the installation of 2000 solar panels on the Company’s roof. Full Story

Festival Emma

June 25, 2010 07:38:53 Posted at June 25, 2010 07:38:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Glastonbury today hanging with friends, enjoying a cold drink, she’s 20 and she’s celebrating her summer off, the way she should be in tall boots and snatch-safe shorts and a steezy corset to complete the look – so cute, so fresh, so young, so normal, as normal as possible under the extraordinary circumstances, no weave, no lip injections, and she keeps her business her own f-cking business. Full Story

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June 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 25, 2010 07:27:27 Posted at June 25, 2010 07:27:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

HEZ!!! Happy Birthday you bitch! When is that drink happening? Happy Birthday Olga! U of T and now Oxford??? Ugh. Why are you making me hate you? See you and Caryl and Amita on Monday night. To Lara – Happy Birthday from Julie who says you never let her get depressed about birthdays. Good! Wishing you the positive results that you’ve been waiting for. Full Story