Better...and then not

September 16, 2010 11:40:49 Posted at September 16, 2010 11:40:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 16, 2010 10:45:34 Posted at September 16, 2010 10:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that LeAnn Rimes is a homewrecker, she can face any challenge (The Superficial)

Finally a reality show Chinese people can win. We’ve been doing these pageants for years. (Dlisted)

What good is it to cut them off when they created them in the first place? (Popeater)

Lilo in mom shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Carey Mulligan’s personal touch (Just Jared)

Mrs Ryan Reynolds leaves France (Pop Sugar)

For the record, I’ve heard Justin Bieber is a major brat too (Celebuzz)

Marky Mark’s Fighter muscles (Towleroad)

OMG. Freida Pinto (Popoholic)

Chinese people LOVE clothes like this (Go Fug Yourself)

Her dear friend Michael Stipe

September 16, 2010 09:42:00 Posted at September 16, 2010 09:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve mentioned before that Jon Stewart loves Gwyneth Paltrow too, right? You’ll be rolling your eyes through this entire article anyway, might as well start it off that way. Or you could watch the trailer to Country Strong again and laugh. It’s GOOPy Thursday! And there are no recipes today! No recipes and no soul searching parenting tips either. Full Story

Jon crushes on Jon

September 16, 2010 08:42:47 Posted at September 16, 2010 08:42:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve noted many times, I LOVE Jon Stewart. He is set to record daily on pvr. And I’ve been missing him for two weeks. But Sarah from Cinesnark bbm’d me last night while I was waiting on a carpet for, ugh, Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Small feet

September 16, 2010 08:15:00 Posted at September 16, 2010 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite email yesterday came from a colleague of mine who wrote: Ryan Phillippe. Did u interview him? His feet are super small. Like, abnormally. And they are. Because he’s actually really little. We saw him at Soho House/Grey Goose the other night and Duana, who is 5 ft 8, was able to look OVER him. Full Story

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Saving up for the fans

September 16, 2010 07:53:00 Posted at September 16, 2010 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He arrived at 5am yesterday on the red-eye from LA. It was supposed to be a full day of press followed by his carpet at Ryerson. He came to our etalk Lounge at the Intercontinental. The girls could barely hold their quiver together. Laura won’t admit it but she was ready to give up Robert Pattinson. Full Story

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September 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 16, 2010 07:34:13 Posted at September 16, 2010 07:34:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Ruth G in Dartmouth on the approval of your thesis! Emily suggested some Scott Speedman to celebrate. Done! Happy Birthday Missy! There’s a Greek Squawking Chicken? Oh la. I can’t even imagine. To make up for the mother drama then, here’s Ryan Kwanten at TIFF this week. Full Story

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There are Ryans everywhere at TIFF. Yesterday it was Reynolds, last night Phillippe, and today, yes, Gosling. A full post on Reynolds is forthcoming but in short and quickly – he wears his pants, his casual pants, ridiculously well and, as observed over the last little while, is now more Hugh Jackman than Joaquin Phoenix.  Read Full Intro