Monday, January 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! Especially for Lindsay Lohan who is out of rehab and so enlightened she’s now quoting Gandhi. Where? Oh of course on Twitter. It’s only too bad this new sober enlightenment isn’t something she shares with her sister who at 17 now is hungrier than ever for major fame and who speaks, at best, with a third grade education.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 13:37:00 January 3, 2011 13:37:00

NB. It’s still officially a stat holiday in Canada and the UK. So I’m going back to bed. Because there’s a hangover happening and it refuses to f-ck off. There are other reasons too. See below. Be back full time tomorrow.

Meg Ryan: does she bust up a marriage every ten years? (Dlisted)

Demi’s body. But don’t look if you gorged yourself over the holidays. This woman obviously hates food. (The Superficial)

This is why I’m going back to bed. Thoroughly depressing. (Popeater)

Totally forgot to put Chloe Sevigny on my Ass List (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey’s adorable family beach pics (Pop Sugar)

Save of the year: the Afflecks Are All Right (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz demonstrates that he isn’t actually goodlooking. At all. So…umm… what’s left? (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie’s copper bikini and Josh Duhamel had daisies on his shorts (Socialite Life)

LeAnn Rimes has Courtney Love’s body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Snort of the day: Paula Abdul says she’s not a drunk (I'm Not Obsessed)

New Year, new douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 11:30:52 January 3, 2011 11:30:52

Was it the leather pants in France? Is this what finally convinced Jennifer Aniston to give Adrien Brody a chance? Please. You must remember this from Cannes 2010. Adrien Brody in a brown baggy suit, all animal, yacht hopping during the festival like he’s the one who’s been giving Jay-Z his cool points. Full Story

New Year at home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 09:44:39 January 3, 2011 09:44:39

Ryan Gosling was at the airport in Toronto today flying out after spending an extended holiday break at home. Click here if you missed my post and the photo of him from Best Buy in Burlington at Christmas. So he was away from the scene for over a week. Full Story

New Year, new affair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 09:07:00 January 3, 2011 09:07:00

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz opened 2010 in long term relationships with other people. They closed 2010 with an (attempted) undercover Christmas trip – click here for a refresher. As already noted, the timeline of their hookup is more than a little smutty. Full Story

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GOOPy New Year & SNL?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 08:30:06 January 3, 2011 08:30:06

Gwyneth Paltrow spent New Year’s in Vegas at the opening of the Cosmopolitan where Chris Martin’s Coldplay was hired to perform along with Jay-Z and Kanye West. It was a big name event. So many big names. Almost everyone was photographed there this weekend. But for G. She managed to keep out of range of cameras, did not walk the carpet, and stayed close to Beyonce. Full Story

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New Year, Same Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 07:19:18 January 3, 2011 07:19:18

When I saw these photos of my Porny on New Year’s Eve in Aspen with her golddigging future husband, I wondered whether or not I knew the meaning of real, profound love. The kind real, profound love that moves one to abandon all senses, especially sight, and waddle out of the house in reindeer tights like I don’t give a f-ck. Full Story

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New Year, Fan Despair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 06:31:00 January 3, 2011 06:31:00

I did not want to wake up this morning. It has been a decadent holiday break. But I laughed for a long, long, LONG time looking at these photos. Hysterically. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent New Year’s on a boat together in the Caribbean. As you can see, there was some romance happening. Of the teen variety. Full Story

Starting the New Year single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 06:25:06 January 3, 2011 06:25:06

Mila & Mac are over. Her rep confirmed the split to Page Six. They’d been dating a long, LONG time. At least 8 years because that’s when these photos of them kissing while leaving the Coffee Bean were taken. As you know, Macaulay Culkin is, well, he’s intensely private, even more so than your increasingly rare, genuinely intensely private celebrity. Full Story

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January 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 06:05:00 January 3, 2011 06:05:00

Talia! Happy Belated Birthday with love from Sha-Sha! Wishing you a 2011 that’s an improvement on 2010 and yes, indeed, 27 will be better than 26. Promise. There’s been a request for some Ryan Reynolds photos. As noted earlier in the open, Ryan spent New Year’s Eve with Sandra Bullock. Full Story