Shaki’s not Demi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:55:40 October 5, 2011 15:55:40

Spanish gossips were all jizzy yesterday at a report out of Mexico about Gerard Pique cheating on Shakira - click here for a refresher. The news was all over Europe. And all over Twitter. And Shaki is all over Twitter. She immediately posted this message:Suerte a la selección española esta semana y a mi número 3, muah! @3gerardpique . Full Story

Rich is the new asshole

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 5, 2011 15:43:53 October 5, 2011 15:43:53

I’m confessing my TV shame: I like, nay, I kind of actually love, the show Revenge. Some of it is Emily VanCamp—I’ve always liked her. But mostly it’s that Revenge is campy, soapy fun, and it airs on Wednesdays so it’s perfect mid-week escapism. Also, it’s about rich people getting screwed which is now the #1 fantasy of all people everywhere. Full Story

Handholding makes her nauseous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:19:05 October 5, 2011 15:19:05
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Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared much livelier - click here Full Story

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“Hot-tub worthy” infidelity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:40:41 October 5, 2011 14:40:41

That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub worthy” candidates to take back to his suite, where they did indeed, all three of them, get into the hot-tub, naked, to make out. Full Story

October 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:34:39 October 5, 2011 14:34:39

Paul! It is your wife’s birthday today. Oh sh-t! How many times did Gigi repeat that last night? Anyway Jenn says you have been a hero this last week. And of course she’s not pissy. She says you’re the most awesome husband and that “what you do every other regular day of her life more than makes up for this”. Full Story

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s a rumour circulating that Madonna will perform at halftime at the Super Bowl. Her people have not denied the report which basically means they’re still negotiating. Some people are questioning whether or not Madonna’s audience is a Super Bowl audience.  Read Full Intro

Sunshine stepped out on Shaki???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 20:43:14 October 4, 2011 20:43:14
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According to Spanish language tabloids, Shakira and Gerard Pique are over because he cheated on her with a younger woman. Tonto! Here’s what Google Translate told me: The Colombian singer Shakira and Spanish footballer Gerard Piqué ended their relationship a few days ago, as announced today the Mexican magazine TV Notas. Full Story

Don’t hurt yourself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 20:07:33 October 4, 2011 20:07:33
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She looked like she was about to last night, didn’t she? At the premiere for American Horror Story? Check out Lea Michele posing to the point of aneurysm, poor thing. And I mean it. Because you know what I think it is about Lea Michele? Lea Michele has this awesome gift. It’s SO pure. I LOVE when she sings. Full Story

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You are not Lenny Kravitz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:30:06 October 4, 2011 19:30:06
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Definitely have a double standard going here. Call me on it, please. Because if Lenny Kravitz were walking around Paris Fashion Week like this, I’d be totally ok with it. But ... Jared Leto isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Jared Leto walking around Paris Fashion Week like this just looks like a loser. Unfair? Would I be less unfair if I was more of a fan of his music? If I considered him a “rock star” would I be more tolerant of his try-full “rock star” stylings? Rock Star or Pop Star? I want there to be a difference. Full Story