Poor Jacek. I had 24 hours of her from Saturday through Sunday and he got nothing. Saturday morning it was a screening for Little White Lies (Les Petits Mouchoirs) directed by Guillaume Canet. It’s not a bad movie, and she’s lovely in it, but goddamn, the film started at 9am. I had to be in makeup by 11am to make it to her red carpet before noon, and at 11:30am the movie was still happening and finally at 11:35pm I had to run with a bare face to slap some concealer on at the office to head to the theatre. Full Story
I don’t hate on Megan Fox as hard as other people. She says dumb sh-t. She has a weird pretend face. She’s crazy and temperamental. But I have more time for Megan than, say, Shelfy. Which doesn’t mean I love her, of course not. Just that, well, now and again I am capable of saying nice things about her. Full Story
Written by Sarah Were boring. And old. And that wasn’t really Handler’s fault. She was a surprisingly on-point host, mixing her trademark raunch (“If you think Justin Bieber’s music is good now, just imagine how good it will be when he sees a vagina”) with the kind of mockery you like to see at an award show (“Don’t applaud for [Jersey Shore]. Full Story
There’s a scene in 127 Hours that is so harrowing, someone actually bailed last night at the TIFF gala nd the paramedics were called. If you know the story of the dude who was trapped and had to extricate himself in extreme fashion, you probably have an idea of what that might be like. Having said that, Franco is getting sick reviews for his performance in the film. Full Story
Written by Duana The ominous and much hyped reappearance of Kanye....after mixing meticulously on his sample board that looks like he whitewashed a Fisher-Price something, he goes into it. Toast for the douche bags, toast for the assholes, goats for the scumbags, toast for the jerkoffs - none of them bleeped, I notice. Full Story
Fly Girls premieres on CosmoTV tonight at 10:30pm EST, and a new episode airs each Monday night this fall with repeats running throughout the week. The synopsis reads like this: “Fly Girls takes a 360-degree look at the lives of five beautiful and charismatic flight attendants as they jet-set from one glamorous location to the next, including Las Vegas, South Beach and New York City, pursuing good times, great parties, adventure and love.” In other words, pretty girls, hookups, catfights, and, always… DRAMA. In the skies! Tonight’s episode kicks off with four Virgin America flight attendants, Mandy, Tasha, Louise, and Farrah, meeting their new sh-t disturbing roommate Nikole who arrives with a tricked out eye rolling ride, and a toy dog in each hand. There’s also a storyline about Louise’s “IFB” (in-flight boyfriend) whose party she hits up after a flight with her friend only to discover date rape eyes, douchey friends, and the worst Dr. Full Story
Starting off the day with a nod to Vancouver because I miss home. Jacek left for home yesterday to see Marcus and even though I barely saw him this week while we were in Toronto because my ass was parked at Soho House at the end of every night until at least 2am, there’s something about coming back and knowing he’s there that makes the crazy sh-t and pressure and deadlines go away fast. Full Story
Christine! Happy Birthday! Of course I have time to shout you out. What I don’t have time for is 21 year old bitches getting freaked about being old. WHAT?!? Hope you had a lovely, lovely, smutty, smutty weekend. Big hug and thanks for staying with my blog for so long. You’re ancient. And for Sacha – Congratulations on completing the Grind challenge in support of Doctors Without Borders! That’s a great photo and good luck on making your goal! Click here Full Story
Last night was by far the most party heavy. The Vanity Fair event was epic. And you know it’s going to be a good one when James Franco and Carey Mulligan arrive within the first half hour. But I ended the night of course at Soho House Grey Goose, like everyone else, including a grindy Dominic Cooper and Zach Galifianakis (not grindy and they were not together).
More details tomorrow on these and also when James McAvoy smelled my drink – and that’s not a euphemism for anything. More photos from around TIFF are below. Click here for all TIFF related posts.
Yours in gossip,