A very public Suck It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 14:09:18 November 23, 2011 14:09:18

It has been a long, long time since Gwyneth Paltrow has been photographed in public with Madonna. It’s been exactly 12 hours since Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed with Madonna’s ex-husband and Jacqui, the mother of his newborn baby. GOOP will roll her eyes and say that gossips are making something out of nothing and that a dinner with Guy Ritchie doesn’t mean she and Madge are no longer tight. Full Story

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5 years for the GMD and Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 14:04:08 November 23, 2011 14:04:08
Wenn, Fame

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since Charlene of Serenity came along though, it kinda puts Katie’s dead eyes into perspective. Full Story

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November 23, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 13:53:44 November 23, 2011 13:53:44

Audrey! Happy Belated Birthday from Anne who says you’d appreciate some Ewan McGregor. Enjoy! And check back later for more. He’s getting his own article! Happy 28th Birthday Sha-Sha with love from Talia. And good luck on your nursing application too! I hear you’re into Jordan Staal? I approve.  Full Story

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

(Jacek: It was quite a day today.  Thanks for your patience.  We think we found the problem so tomorrow should be back to normal.  If anything ever happens, however, go to Lainey's Twitter for updates as many of you did.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 20:08:21 November 22, 2011 20:08:21

Here's some of what you missed today courtesy our friends.

Is it scary to you the “hold” Marc Anthony has over JLo? (The Superficial)

So this is the face that 8 kids can buy their mother? (Dlisted)

They don’t make clothes small enough for her body (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson go out for dinner (Pop Sugar)

Katherine Heigl is happy in her marriage because her career is great. Yes, that’s actually what she said.  (Just Jared)

Kristen Wiig is smart and funny but GQ still wanted her to take her clothes off (Popoholic)

Ben Affleck on the school run (Celebuzz)

Desperate to know what Jeremy Renner sounds like when he includes “my son” in his sentences (Towleroad)

Great. I’m so glad all this dumbass bumpwatching has put Katy Perry in a position where she has to call herself fat (Amy Grindhouse)

Ohhhhh... myyyyy. Look what happened to Vanessa from Gossip Girl. WHO? (Go Fug Yourself)

A break from Blake’s breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 16:48:33 November 22, 2011 16:48:33
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After showing up in that horrific Marchesa the other night - click here for a refresher - Blake Lively went with Elie Saab last night at the opening of Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys in New York. Once again, it’s too small. See how the button is pulling? Then again, if she’d gone up a size, the jacket couldn’t have cupped around her breasts the way they are here for best possible presentation. Full Story

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Hugh Grant testifies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 16:36:01 November 22, 2011 16:36:01
Wenn, Bauer

Hugh Grant gave testimony at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday continuing his crusade not only against Rupert Murdoch’s News International and the new defunct News of the World but also other British tabloids, The Daily Mail and The Mirror. He claims his phone was hacked, that he and his baby mother - with whom he had that “fleeting affair” - have been stalked, and that this home has been burgled by members of the press eager to expose his sh-t. Full Story

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Monday, November 21, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I always get panicky on award show nights about how to cover the event on the blog the next day: what to write, how early to get up, if I’ll have enough time to post all the photos/videos/noteworthy moments. This is how I was feeling about half an hour before the American Music Awards after seeing my ma for dinner and settling in at Duana’s last night in Toronto.  Read Full Intro

You’re lucky if you’re going to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 22:00:07 November 21, 2011 22:00:07

I have no plans to be in New York before the end of the year. But if I did, one of the first items on my checklist would be to see Alan Rickman on stage.He’s performing in Seminar at the Golden Theatre playing Leonard, a literary icon teaching a private writing class and favouring some students over others. Full Story

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