Go to film school with I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 15:28:35 February 2, 2011 15:28:35

And you can see him on Broadway too. My friends are always rolling their eyes when I go off about my schedule. I can be insufferably martyr-y about having two jobs, sometimes three, and not sleeping much. As such, I can “oh yeah?” just about anyone when it comes to busy-ness. But not James Franco. Full Story

Kate Hudson’s crush on the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 13:09:05 February 2, 2011 13:09:05

My favourite video of the day. It’s full of double entendres and such. Kate Hudson was in London last week promoting her movie A Little Bit of Heaven. She appeared on the Graham Norton Show (a little overdressed, right?) as part of her media tour. Norton asked her about her crush on the GMD. She’s cute about it, and his pee pee too, and, well, that Norton’s a sly motherf-cker. Full Story

Halle’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 12:39:23 February 2, 2011 12:39:23

Halle Berry had to drop out of New Year’s Eve so she could devote all her energy to taking down her baby father. Her replacement is Katherine Heigl. It’s amazing to me that Heigl wasn’t involved in this from the beginning, that she wasn’t in Valentine’s Day either. How is it that she also wasn’t in She’s Just Not That Into You? Or was she? Even if she wasn’t, it feels like she was. Full Story

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Year-end Tiger dramas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 12:05:53 February 2, 2011 12:05:53

The Squawking Chicken called it all along that the Year of the Open Mouth Tiger would bring the drama. It’s come in the form of natural disasters, international conflict, digital warfare, economic crises, and much, much more. My mother, who is of the Tiger sign, had a rough one herself. She forgot to get a blessing from the contrarian temple even though she had advance notice that the year would try her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 11:35:00 February 2, 2011 11:35:00

My friend Lorella came up with the best analogy today: Anderson Cooper is the Julia Roberts of reporters. He puts himself in every story. Agree or disagree? (Dlisted)

When Sh-t meets Diarrhoea – but which is which? (The Superficial)

Leighton Meester has arrived: she’s earned a Kanye West fly-by (Popeater)

Mila Kunis really is so f-cking cute (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s a total Why Is, for sure. But Rachel Bilson really does have such a pretty face (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman namechecks her forehead! (Just Jared)

How to blow and interview a politician by Naomi Campbell (Cele|bitchy)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Christopher Nolan’s new pet pupil (Celebuzz)

Is that dirt on her stomach, or an actual shirt? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How many times did you see Avatar? This is how much James Cameron made off you. (ICYDK)

Guard your belongings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 10:20:11 February 2, 2011 10:20:11

Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was a way to steal it, that bitch probably would. Full Story

Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 09:12:00 February 2, 2011 09:12:00

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:41:00 February 2, 2011 08:41:00

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

GOOPy at the Grammys!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:02:00 February 2, 2011 08:02:00

Can’t wait to liveblog the Grammys! Especially now…because Gwyneth Paltrow is confirmed to be performing with Cee-Lo! Apparently they’ll be joined by the Jim Henson Company Puppets. Sounds like Forget You is probably a good bet. Imagine that. Full Story

Pretty gets super ugly super fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 07:35:15 February 2, 2011 07:35:15

Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for long stretches. His supporters then leaked to Radar Online that she’s a controlling bitch who’s been spying on him and is jealous about all the new hot ass he’s been getting. Full Story

February 2, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 07:02:03 February 2, 2011 07:02:03

To Mona and Lena with love from Jada who is so happy you’re safely out of Egypt and who can’t wait to see you when you’re back in London. Jada, with smugness, also wants to remind you that she warned you about taking the trip at that particular time. To make up for being a smug bitch though, she’s offering as many drinks as you want when you get back. Full Story

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