Smutty Tingles

June 11, 2010 11:52:18 Posted at June 11, 2010 11:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am just back from a shoot with the UFC’s Randy Couture who is also starring in the upcoming Expendables. So he showed me a few moves in the ring. And let me take him down. And now MY knee is throbbing. Sounds about right. Randy is really gentle and articulate and nice…and hot. I might have to get into this UFC business after all. A few more posts and then Jacek and I take off for LA where we’re experiencing an exclusive demo for Microsoft’s Project Natal. It’s kinda freakin’ me out how they can make this box work.

WHY does Megan Fox look like Michelle Bombshell McGee??? (Dlisted)

THIS. Is why she’s Gaga (The Superficial)

See, to me, her walk of shame was nothing. She should have stayed in that cab (Popeater)

Ashley Greene’s sick body. Again. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kellan Lutz tries to match Ashley Greene’s sick body. Again. (Just Jared)

Awwww… Glee on the beach! (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett & Ryan…and a baby? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Just when you thought there couldn’t be any more unflattering photos of Lindsay Lohan… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

HILARIOUS. Granny Freeze is trying to reignite the Aniston/Mayer flame (Cele|bitchy)

Gwyneth goes for the Nobel (the FAB life)

Jude & Sienna: Parisian Family Holiday

June 11, 2010 10:01:00 Posted at June 11, 2010 10:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seen here at the Gare du Nord in Paris today, Jude Law and Sienna Miller with his three children, happy and relaxed and hot, even with Sienna in her mom clothes. See? Come on. They’re wearing you down. Together, Jude and Sienna, at their best, and scaled down on dramz, they’re irresistible. Full Story

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Brad, Malick, Cleopatra, and another book

June 11, 2010 08:44:25 Posted at June 11, 2010 08:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was spotted in Hollywood yesterday with a man who looks very much like Terrence Malick. Malick of course is the director of the upcoming Tree of Life starring Pitt and Sean Penn filmed like 85 years ago. They were hoping it would be ready for Cannes. Malick is still tweaking it. He’ll probably be tweaking it forever but now they’re hoping it will be ready for TIFF. Full Story

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Harrison Ford’s blowout

June 11, 2010 08:16:30 Posted at June 11, 2010 08:16:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With his earring and his super styled hair, Harrison Ford is kind of making my life right now. Ford arrived at the AFI event to honour Mike Nichols last night in LA with Calista Flockhart. It’s been 8 years for these two. And now supposedly engaged. Did you know they’re second on the list of top earning couples Full Story

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The A-Team

June 11, 2010 07:54:49 Posted at June 11, 2010 07:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a summer blockbuster. A lot of sh-t blows up. They quip a lot. Most of the sh-t that happens is absurd, like ludicrously impossible, and the bad guys squint their eyes and the good guys, obviously, prevail. So yeah, A-Team is a good time, if that’s what you expect. Casting is indeed note perfect. Full Story

June 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 11, 2010 07:47:49 Posted at June 11, 2010 07:47:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 50th Birthday Sara G! Happy 29th Birthday Kellie and congratulations on your own “blind item” in November! You mom Amanda says “don’t trade the convertible for a mini-van!” And to Hamdi – Happy Birthday on Saturday! You asked for any footballer participating in the World Cup and if it’s up to me, it’ll always be Iker Casillas. Full Story

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Still can’t get enough of that Salma Hayek snake video. Must have watched it 80 times yesterday and several more times this morning and it keeps getting funnier. It’s not just that she’s a total spaz. It’s not just that she’s practically eating Maya Rudolph with her stilettos.  Read Full Intro

Bradley, Brady, and Renee

June 10, 2010 14:26:12 Posted at June 10, 2010 14:26:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl? That is problem #1. Full Story

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John K is for everyone

June 10, 2010 12:41:08 Posted at June 10, 2010 12:41:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Especially for my friends Duana and Michelle because the three of us, we have such varying man/boy preferences, rare is the celebrity who satisfies all three requirements. That would be John Krasinski. And he has really great taste in women too. Rashida Jones, obviously, and of course he’s to marry Emily Blunt so yeah, John K is universal. Full Story

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Old School JLo

June 10, 2010 12:10:17 Posted at June 10, 2010 12:10:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were in New York this afternoon at Times Square unveiling her billboard for the Boys & Girls Clubs of America. JLo is promoting the message “Be Extraordinary” as an ambassador for the organisation’s youth advocacy campaign and the image they used features no Oprah lighting, no hair fan, no Scott Barnes makeup but rather an old photo of her back from her school days, in plaits and an uneven fringe with a starched collar under a plaid dress. Full Story

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Mail order Tinkerbell

June 10, 2010 11:25:51 Posted at June 10, 2010 11:25:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I appreciate trying something new, especially at her age, but remember, she’s not really her age. Like Ali Lohan, Hayden Panettiere is almost 40. So no, this isn’t keeping it fresh. In fact, wearing the dress, and the lace, and given her overall been-around-the-block Lolita breeze, Hayden’s aiming for catalogue. Full Story

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