Smutty Tingles

June 10, 2010 11:07:29 Posted at June 10, 2010 11:07:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How much Lilo pays for one vodka soda (The Superficial)

See? Gaga is in character even when she’s buying street meat (Dlisted)

Shia breaks and enters (Popeater)

Christina Aguilera’s ongoing Try (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt’s nighttime meeting (Pop Sugar)

Alexander Skarsgard’s abs in Entertainment Weekly (Just Jared)

This is how you date Euro royalty (Drunken Stepfather)

HER? Wonder Woman??? Love… sit DOWN (Popoholic)

NPH Glee & Oscars 2011? (E! Online)

My favourite dress of the week (Go Fug Yourself)

Country Bitch is all smiles

June 10, 2010 10:01:27 Posted at June 10, 2010 10:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and she rewards them back. Full Story

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Emma’s new boy

June 10, 2010 09:02:22 Posted at June 10, 2010 09:02:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, not totally new. She’s known him for a while now, George Craig, because they worked together on the Burberry campaign – see image attached. Emma and George went to see a show last night in London and he tweeted that he thinks she’s a nice girl, or something, so of course they must be dating and he’ll propose next week. Full Story

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Swifty loses but wins

June 10, 2010 08:31:44 Posted at June 10, 2010 08:31:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty has been extra extra careful about whatever undercover business she has going on with John Mayer the last few months. Full Story

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Third Lip gets animated

June 10, 2010 08:00:42 Posted at June 10, 2010 08:00:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night in Nashville. She’s always treated like royalty at these events. And she sat like royalty too, in her prime seat, applauding the performances like they were specifically performed her, very regal in her gold dress, and giving us several glimpses of Third Lip. Full Story

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June 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 10, 2010 07:33:09 Posted at June 10, 2010 07:33:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Val! Happy 27th Birthday! CJ said you’d feel better with some Jay Onrait. She wants me to tell you a Jay bedtime story. The problem is none of it is printable. How about this: I’ve recently taken to calling him Kobayashi. Will explain at S.M.U.T. As for whether or not he can come, big star that he is, he’s trying to blow me off. Full Story

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s always someone else’s fault. When it comes to Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan, it’s always someone treating them unfairly, always someone cockblocking their efforts, always someone messing with their sh-t. Fine then. Blame Britain’s Home Office and, well, technology and the legal system. Blame them because they’re actually working.

Today is Johnny Depp’s birthday. He’s 47. 47! Remember what happened last year on his birthday? On his own birthday he gave us the best gift ever. Johnny was in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary. Am reposting the video below. When he blows out the candles, you will lose feeling in your legs.

It’s Wednesday – am blogging all day between a screening. Unless staring at Bradley Cooper for two hours makes it impossible to continue working.

Yours in gossip,



Two hours with Coop

June 9, 2010 15:27:00 Posted at June 9, 2010 15:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just came back from a press screening for The A-Team. Will post a full review on Friday but early thoughts: Jacek liked it and I enjoyed so much the full two hours of Bradley Cooper, holy f-cking quiver guess who’s now #1 on the Freebie 5? Face is a cocky son of a bitch with a sh-t eating grin, the hottest hair in the business of blowing things up, and a really, really great wardrobe. Full Story

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Prince AssTalk Princess AssStyle

June 9, 2010 14:30:54 Posted at June 9, 2010 14:30:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn, who is advising Katherine Heigl on her wardrobe for Killers press? Terrible, terrible hair issues. Very, very serious. No one under 60 should be styling it this way. Ever. Heigl is in London tonight at the premiere of Killers which opened in 3rd place last weekend with$15 million despite some horrific reviews, as in 0% from top critics. Full Story

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Jakey at the gym...and singing

June 9, 2010 14:17:05 Posted at June 9, 2010 14:17:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a colleague who is a lesbian. Never looks at boys that way. She says she doesn’t even notice them below the neck. But for Jake Gyllenhaal, even she wants to be his girlfriend. How can you resist Jakey? This is Jakey leaving the gym yesterday in LA, loyally wearing a hoodie in support of his friend Jenny Lewis. Full Story