SAG let this be the last time: Angie Harmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:25:34 January 31, 2011 09:25:34

Are you done with this dress and all its interpretations? Penelope Cruz did it one year at the Oscars, and repeated herself a few times after that, and every other designer decided to copy that big full feather/bubble/cotton ball skirt… to the point that now, without fail, it shows up at every goddamn awards show like a thing that just. Full Story

Best SAG Print: Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:18:25 January 31, 2011 09:18:25

And a monumental bitchface too when she got out of her car. I attributed it to hunger. Angela just looks so hungry all the time, so bulimic in the jaw, gossip would be a lot less interesting if these people decided to eat like normal. Boys too, not just girls. For starters they’d all be nicer to each other. Full Story

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Best SAG Surprise Colour: Tina Fey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:03:56 January 31, 2011 09:03:56

Tina Fey not in black! Tina Fey not in navy! Tina Fey not in grey! Tina Fey in RED! So good, right? Unless invited to present at the Oscars, the SAGs are the end of the awards show road for those who work primarily in television. Tina decided to go out with some flair. And why not? February Sweeps are coming up. Full Story

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SAG Possessed Bride: Winona Ryder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 08:48:28 January 31, 2011 08:48:28

Why is my girl so crazy? Half the time she looks, like, stunned to be there. And it’s not like Winona Ryder is a stranger to these occasions. Quite the opposite, in fact. Winona should be very familiar with an awards season. But it’s still like a caged animal on display, big brown eyes darting around, ready to flee at a moment’s notice. Full Story

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Best SAG Body: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 08:27:00 January 31, 2011 08:27:00

I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she was, as usual, solid gold during her interview with E! When asked what she liked least about herself, Sofia Vergara replied:"I wisha 2b an A cup sun-tines to wear the no bra. Full Story

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SAG Old Navy: Hailee Steinfeld

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 08:11:14 January 31, 2011 08:11:14

I thought she was 16. She’s not 16. Not even close. She’s 14. As in she JUST TURNED 14 a month ago. Like she still has an entire year of being 14 ahead of her. Good for her for finding a dress that actually looks like she has an entire year of being 14 ahead of her. It’s like Old Navy Couture, non? Except that it wasn’t. Full Story

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SAG Determined: Paz de la Huerta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:59:20 January 31, 2011 07:59:20

If you’re not familiar with my Paz de la Huerta obsession, you must have missed this article from December. Or maybe you don’t watch Boardwalk Empire? She’s made moaning an art on Boardwalk Empire. And she practically moaned up on stage last night during Boardwalk Empire’s win for Best Drama. Full Story

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SAG Hernia: Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:38:03 January 31, 2011 07:38:03

I’ve had hernias on the mind for days, when Charlie Sheen apparently busted one last week after an allnighter with a briefcase full of cocaine. Last night, while Lea Michele was over-working it on the carpet, I thought she was going to bust one too. The concentration on her face, while posing, and adjusting, sucking in, angling her shoulders, she had the focus and the determination of a Chinese kid practising piano – what’s up Amy Chua!?! I’m telling you, Victoria Beckham would have looked relaxed in comparison. Full Story

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SAG Just Miss: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:16:08 January 31, 2011 07:16:08

What an eyesore. And I don’t just mean the colour. It’s the colour and the details. The black details. That black belt. And those black shoes, made clunkier by contrast… it was all a little amateur. Which, frankly, I find rather endearing. She is the middle class girl in the movie who gets invited to the country club for the first time and doesn’t get it quite right. Full Story

SAG Jinx: Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:07:00 January 31, 2011 07:07:00

Click here for a refresher on what I wrote last week. When JT doesn’t show up, The Social Network cleans up. When he does show up, like at the Producers Guild, TSN gets no love. Justin attended the SAGs last night. Guess what happened? The Social Network was trumped by The King’s Speech. Full Story

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SAG Black Swans: Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:47:48 January 31, 2011 06:47:48

Natalie Portman did nothing annoying last night. Ok maybe her clapping. But even I can concede that that’s really, really stretching. She looked lovely, her womb did not inform her acceptance speech, and I have to say I quite enjoyed the attitude she was throwing at Giuliana Rancic during the pre-show when she was asked about dumbass sounding baby names. Full Story

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