Friday, December 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The thing about denials is what ISN’T being denied. Especially in a public statement. As I mentioned last week, some gossip stories take a while to play out. In the end though, they will unfold the way they should. Because most of the time celebrities are terrible liars.  Read Full Intro

Ending with Jim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 13:35:23 December 17, 2010 13:35:23

Seems a good way to kick off the weekend, call it a day. Jim Sturgess is in Dubai still promoting The Way Back. I think someone gave him a pair of new shoes. At least those look like new shoes. And he was probably like – oh look, new shoes, I’ll just wear them now, which is why they don’t exactly match. Full Story

I can’t see your face, but I can see your heels!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 13:18:00 December 17, 2010 13:18:00

Check out Tom Cruise and his big foot lifts getting on a private plane today with Katie Holmes (holding a blanket) heading out of Vancouver. It’s her birthday tomorrow. She turns 32. Apparently they’re heading for New York. Timely too as this week it was announced that she is considering a return to Broadway in Extremities, playing a woman who is nearly raped in her home but ends up trapping the f-cker instead and then her roommates come home and they struggle with how to deal with him. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 12:25:44 December 17, 2010 12:25:44

You know...he’s right. Christina Aguilera is starting to look like this. (Dlisted)

Demi Lovato’s Disney rite of passage: she has a leaked photo too (The Superficial)

Anne Hathaway brings good news (Popeater)

Sofia Vergara lips someone off, still looks hot (Hollywood Tuna)

I want to look this good in a cape (Pop Sugar)

Blake Lively & Ryan Gosling: another thing in common (Just Jared)

Mila Kunis doesn’t believe Miley either (Celebuzz)

Vampire Jessica all stripped down (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Please. I want to be there when they read out the results. (The Blemish)

Prince Harry thinks of his mother (Cele|bitchy)

Johnny in the tabloids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 10:49:00 December 17, 2010 10:49:00

Popeater is featuring a story today taken from the current issue of Star Magazine. Eye roll, right? The problem is though that it involves Johnny Depp and Johnny is not often a tabloid target. Here’s how it breaks down; Some 19 year old trick, a model, obviously, claims that on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Johnny was all over her, leering at her breasts, and gushing about her beauty. Full Story

Christina gets away with it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 09:30:12 December 17, 2010 09:30:12

So... She announces her divorce. Then hooks up five minutes later with her very own Kevin Federline who was an assistant on the set of Burlesque and now they’re inseparable... and somehow she manages to escape the cheater slap. How? Some would say that Christina’s people strategised well. Full Story

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Gwyneth shakes her thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:52:00 December 17, 2010 08:52:00

OMG. Thanks to Mu for sending this. It’s a clip from Country Strong – Gwyneth letting it go on stage with her interpretation of what country moves should look like. Like rodeo grinding and sh-t. And lasso woo girl arms. It’s amazing. And here’s Chris Martin with Coldplay today at BBC Radio promoting their song Christmas Lights in advance of two “hidden” shows they’re playing this weekend in Liverpool and Newcastle in support of homeless charity Crisis. Full Story

Requests

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:23:39 December 17, 2010 08:23:39

Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even bigger one on the way. This is not a clue or hint to anything. Full Story

Euro style sh-ts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:02:22 December 17, 2010 08:02:22

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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December 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 07:28:00 December 17, 2010 07:28:00

Rebekah! Happy Birthday! It’s a tradition, yes. But I also feel like it’s our anniversary. THANK YOU for reading my smut for so long. And hooker, when you bring up Nurse Jackie and Arcade Fire, I’ll grant any request. Unfortunately, I swear, I don’t yet have video of me singing karaoke. Full Story

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

This is the problem with getting hooked onto a show. The whole week is like one giant wait, and then that new episode, the hour, it goes by so quickly and you’re back to where you started. And if the bloody season is only 6 episodes long, well then f-ck, the suck of it all is exponentially greater.  Read Full Intro