Opposite sides...

June 7, 2010 12:59:58 Posted at June 7, 2010 12:59:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of the country this weekend – Keanu Reeves was in New York going for groceries, has been for a couple of weeks now, and Charlize Theron was back in LA like a hot bitch in Versace at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. As noted last week, it seemed sketchy that they’d be dating, and that kiss – click here for a refresher Full Story

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The hair is two years old and sucks

June 7, 2010 12:28:00 Posted at June 7, 2010 12:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Monte Carlo at the opening of the 50th Annual TV Festival, here are the stars of The Vampire Diaries on the red carpet yesterday. Many of you write very often for more pictures and gossip from the show. Am trying though I confess I have never watched it. I am however very, very happy to see that Nina’s part of a project that’s doing so well. Full Story

Wife on the road

June 7, 2010 11:54:31 Posted at June 7, 2010 11:54:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jay-Z is currently touring Europe. Beyonce has some downtime so she has joined him – they were in Paris for the French Open final (yes Nadal) yesterday just before his show. It was a rare display of affection, there was a lot of arm and leg touching and really, really cute. Beysus is so full of diva sh-t but I can’t help it because a. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 7, 2010 11:11:37 Posted at June 7, 2010 11:11:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So this is why Drew Barrymore can’t break up with him (Dlisted)

Lolita P’s tight little Hello Kitty body (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock’s backstage emotion (Popeater)

All of Katy Perry’s colours (Hollywood Tuna)

They should have cut away to Katie Holmes more often last night (Pop Sugar)

I like Chace Crawford way better now. Wonder why… (ASL)

Halle Berry: SO hot in sweats (Just Jared)

By the time this makes it to the magazine, will they airbrush out her coke bloat? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ashton Kutcher on Bruce and Demi (INO)

Becks does good. If his wife were with him would she wear heels? (Cele|bitchy)

Not even a mention

June 7, 2010 10:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2010 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The sparkly jumpsuit is an attempt to hide the ankle scram that she doesn’t want people caring about by drawing attention to covering it... make sense? Way back before rehab and anorexia Lindsay Lohan hosted the MTV Movie Awards. It was 2004. She tried to dance like it was a high school performance. Full Story

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George’s weekend with the Guys & The Italian Queen

June 7, 2010 09:12:00 Posted at June 7, 2010 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elisabetta Canalis’s Twitter account appears to have been shut down. Oh he finally stepped in, did he? It’s too bad, really. Because the Iggy Pop/Jennifer Aniston reference was the best. And I would have loved if she could have kept her balls and continued to make that sh-t happen. Only Ely is trying to work in America now. Full Story

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MTV Best Kiss: Sandy & Scarlett

June 7, 2010 08:38:47 Posted at June 7, 2010 08:38:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The opposite of the Stewart Pattinson effort. Sandra Bullock is an entertainer. Sandra Bullock always entertains. That kissing bit with Scarlett? It’s not the actual kiss, it’s what led up to the kiss that made it. The timing, the delivery, their chemistry... See? THIS is performing. It was adorable. Full Story

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Coop, Sandy, Jon Hamm

June 7, 2010 08:03:19 Posted at June 7, 2010 08:03:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last time Sandra Bullock was at an awards show and kissed a girl (Meryl Streep) Bradley Cooper was standing on stage. Same goes for last night. It’s a happy coincidence. Coop of course along with Betty White and Scarlett Johansson presented Sandy with the Generation Award last night, working all his sex appeal and charisma in a pair of too new jeans while hilariously listing off all her nicknames. Full Story

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MTV lame sh-ts kiss

June 7, 2010 07:23:00 Posted at June 7, 2010 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts kiss/hidden kiss whatever was totally unacceptable. Full Story

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The GMD’s MTV Try

June 7, 2010 06:52:00 Posted at June 7, 2010 06:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it was embarrassingly sad when he performed with Jennifer Lopez during the telecast, effectively sucking up 3 minutes of show time with an artist who doesn’t have a current hit song and whose recording career can no longer compete. Full Story

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June 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 7, 2010 06:31:58 Posted at June 7, 2010 06:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Anna Kay! SJP wants to thank you for being a great tour guide on Queen West in Toronto. What? Do I get a tour? Erin – good luck today on the LSAT! I would have succumbed to the Jersey Shore by now if I had to spend the last 6 weeks “slaving away to logical reasoning and flawed arguments”. Full Story