Viggo’s girlfriend, and some smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:00:41 November 5, 2010 07:00:41

There’s so little on him, and then when it’s there, it’s the really good kind. Ok so first, check out Viggo Mortensen in Spain the other day, holding hands and embracing Ariadna Gil. They met on the 2006 movie Alatriste. She was married at the time, has a child, and according to some Spanish gossips, left her husband after falling in desperate love with Viggo, and they’ve been together ever since. Full Story

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Bond & Blomkvist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 06:30:29 November 5, 2010 06:30:29

Earlier this year, due to MGM’s financial woes, James Bond 23 was pushed back indefinitely. It looks like the studio has cleaned up some of the mess though, filing for bankruptcy, reworking its money business, and securing some new partnership that has resulted in plans now to release the next Bond film in two years, November 2012. Full Story

Two trailers, two bad titles,and a January release

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 06:22:00 November 5, 2010 06:22:00

Love movie trailers. Hate getting to a movie late because I hate missing the trailers. Don’t understand why people complain about trailers. Even bad trailers. Bad trailers are 2 and a half minutes of saving your time later on. And you get to talk sh-t about it. What’s the problem? Two trailers were released online yesterday. Full Story

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Came across a headline this morning when doing the routine scans before writing. This one caught my eye at

Kelly Osbourne: Dancing Helped Me Become a Size 2

Sizing is so f-cked up these days, especially at North American retailers. As Duana likes to say “If you shop hard enough, anyone can be a size 2”. But that’s not really the point. The point is Kelly is happy because Kelly is skinny. And we have to hear about it all the f-cking time as they consistently reward her for being happy about being skinny. Happy = Skinny. Happy = Skinny. Skinny = Happy. Skinny = Happy. Happy = Skinny. Happy = Skinny. Skinny = Happy. Skinny = Happy.

Now go and tell all the boys and girls.

Am shooting in Toronto today so the TV LiveBlog with Duana will be rescheduled. We’re trying to work something out for tomorrow. Keep you posted. Thanks for your enthusiasm and for all your questions! And sorry about the inconvenience!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 12:53:55 November 4, 2010 12:53:55

Hi Gossips…lots going on for Lainey at the studio today. She’ll try to write some more but the time crunch means I do Tingles today. Enjoy. – Jacek

Totally normal father-daughter behaviour, right? (The Superficial)

Carlton Banks assists with a game show boob flash (Dlisted)

I love this crazy f-cker (Popeater)

Famewhoring via naked sauna Twitter photos (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan and Carey laugh it up on set (Pop Sugar)

Ellen scored herself a little action that night I’m sure (Just Jared)

Pregnant Miranda Kerr (Popoholic)
I almost lost all faith when I saw this photo. It’s a set shot thankfully (Celebuzz)

Partridge Family DUI (Huffpo Entertainment)

I vote for Blake. No brainer (Go Fug Yourself)


Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 10:32:00 November 4, 2010 10:32:00

Look at Kellan Lutz trying to hide is sulky pout. He thought he'd be the only piece of man meat with stripper nipple action at the 127 Hours premiere last night and must have been sorely disappointed to drive up against True Blood's Joe Manganiello. I imagine Kellan wanted very badly to challenge Joe to a throwdown at the afterparty. Full Story

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Does Gaga recycle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 09:45:55 November 4, 2010 09:45:55

Look, I’m a fan of her music and her general Gaga-ness and I’ve seen enough of her crazy costumes but that doesn’t mean I’ve catalogued them by date and can tell you the frequency of use like some know-it-all superfan who will likely email me before this post is over to provide the answer. Full Story

Franco & Copley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 09:03:31 November 4, 2010 09:03:31

Two buddy cops, right? It’s a good combination. But first, James Franco is hitting the circuit hard right now promoting 127 Hours, opening this weekend. Highly highly recommend. He is so great, delivers such an amazing performance in this movie, only you have to steel yourself. You have to prepare yourself for a lot of discomfort, not only at the gruesome parts, but also by how you might feel while relating to that kind of isolation, desperation, loneliness, and, ultimately, with every minute that passes, the seeming futility of the situation. Full Story

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GOOP hates sugar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 08:16:00 November 4, 2010 08:16:00

Today’s GOOP is dedicated to bad sugar. We eat too much of it and it makes us lazy and tired and fat and worthless. GOOP of course is none of those things. And her doctor friend can help you be more like her. Click here for the newsletter. Full Story

Socks with shoes,mom basics & flared leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 08:12:59 November 4, 2010 08:12:59

Written by Sasha (Lainey: I have been forwarding all your mail to Sasha – thank you so much for the messages! The style questions have been awesome, and the lifestyle/sex/relationships ones have been really insightful too. We’ll be separating those ones from the fashion articles and posting those soon. Full Story

Squeeze in a Trip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2010 08:00:00 November 4, 2010 08:00:00