Don’t hold back the convicted 5 year old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 07:25:57 November 3, 2010 07:25:57

On Monday night in New York, Kanye West received the ACE Award for Stylemaker of the Year. He was there in person to accept and, well, not surprisingly, had some sh-t to say. Here’s what I don’t understand when I hear people complaining about Kanye West. He’s a douche! He’s an asshole! Ugh, he should just shut up! But why? Kanye is like Mimi: ALWAYS ENTERTAINMENT. Full Story

Mimi on gender neutrality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 07:14:22 November 3, 2010 07:14:22

Did you watch our Mimi on Ellen yesterday? Did you see the amazingness? It’s 7 minutes of amazingness as only Mimi can deliver it. From the moment she waddle-tottered onto the set, Mimi kept going, and it’s hard, you know? It’s hard to decide the highpoint of the interview because, since it’s Mimi, there are so many. Full Story

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November 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 06:59:02 November 3, 2010 06:59:02

To Christina – I hear you about the teeth clenching. I hear you about the only cure being Tom Hardy. Here are a few file photos of him and maybe it’s time he winked at you again? Go to 8:25 if you haven’t before, and let him make you feel better. Happy 38th Birthday Maria as you celebrate the 10 year anniversary of your Forever 28 campaign! Good luck with the new one to avoiding the old lady. Full Story

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is our 9 year wedding anniversary. Jacek said to me last night, “I want to be married to you until your tits hit the floor”. And in our home, that’s about as close as it gets to romantic. For real. Anyway, we’re spending our anniversary in Toronto, here for work and family, and I don’t know what it is about every time we fly together but more often than not, when we get off the plane on the other side and I turn on my Blackberry, yet another child star is falling apart.  Read Full Intro

Making movie hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 15:11:05 November 2, 2010 15:11:05

Anna Kendrick and the cast of Live With It (Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt) are back in Vancouver on reshoots for the film. Here she is on set today working on her hair. They’re making movie hair! I like how they use clips instead of rollers. Is that the trick? Will that make mine stay with body for more than an hour? It’s the slight lift around the head, I’d be happy with just that. Full Story

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Please let there be a throwdown!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 14:36:58 November 2, 2010 14:36:58

Am inviting all kinds of calamity on my Chinese ass for this but I have to tell you, this Miley Cyrus cheating mother story is about as smutty as it gets. But hey, I’m not the one who cheated. And not with BRETT F-CKING MICHAELS!!! Us Weekly Full Story

Emma Thompson, role model

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 13:34:13 November 2, 2010 13:34:13

She was honoured at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards last night in London. They called her a Role Model. Agree! Of course, in typical Thompson fashion, Emma was hilarious during her acceptance. Apparently while on holiday in Scotland, the cops thought she was naked man skinny dipping. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 11:56:09 November 2, 2010 11:56:09

I think we still might be fighting about Swifty and Jakey this week? Thanks for joining Sarah and me for another liveblog session as another child star falls apart, the holiday movie season approaches, zombies take over, and more cheaters emerge. Am in Toronto and shooting in between blogging so we were unable to get to advance q's. Full Story

My Katniss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 11:51:00 November 2, 2010 11:51:00

Jodelle Ferland dressed up as Katniss Everdeen for Halloween and posted the photo up on Twitter the other day (click here to see) and everyone lost their sh-t wondering if she’d been cast as the heroine of The Hunger Games. I’m sure she’s a lovely girl, but Ferland is not my Katniss. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 11:45:48 November 2, 2010 11:45:48

Courteney Cox compliments herself, and then flaunts her bikini body (The Superficial)

Everyone’s a bitch to Cher. Some are dumb, some are Meryl (Dlisted)

Um, Willow Smith says it’s “the new me”. She’s 9. How tired could the “old me” have been? (Popeater)

I want Hilary Duff’s hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson after Halloween (Pop Sugar)

Cheesy f-cking interview, complete with tears (Just Jared)

How long before Kate Bosworth threw this up? (Popoholic)

Ashley Greene isn’t to blame for Demi Lovato’s meltdown…but let’s do it anyway (Celebuzz)

Jesus. Shaq is an ugly Sasha Fierce (Towleroad)

Christina Ricci: the first one, great but the second one looks like a vaporised vagina. (Go Fug Yourself)

Leo locks it up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 10:16:14 November 2, 2010 10:16:14

He is so hit and miss with the hotness in candids and even though I know it's mostly deliberate - Leo genuinely does not want to be a public heartthrob - it's still a refreshing change on the rare occasion that he is actually working some quiver. Like yesterday in New York, here he is walking around with Baz Luhrmann after spending the weekend in LA for Halloween with a flyby at Kate Hudson's. Full Story

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