Smutty Tingles

September 1, 2010 11:07:36 Posted at September 1, 2010 11:07:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As temptingly smutty as this sounds, please consider the source. Star Magazine isn’t exactly slamdunk. (Dlisted)

Every day she’s out of rehab, Lilo looks progressively worse (The Superficial)

You loved the song, you’ll love the video. Ain’t that some sh-t. (Popeater)

Would these two please just do it already? (Hollywood Tuna)

My Gwyneth and your George (Just Jared)

Jon Hamm. Now go look. (Pop Sugar)

Lea Michele and Rossum should be best friends (Celebuzz)

We get it Demi Moore. You are hotter than everyone. Now f-ck off. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jon Hamm looks like he’s holding in a fart (The Blemish)

Robin Wright’s replacement is Charlize Theron? (Cele|bitchy)

Her glasses match his jacket

September 1, 2010 10:00:33 Posted at September 1, 2010 10:00:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As declared a couple of weeks ago, any time there are new Cate Blanchett photos, they will get posted. Here’s Cate tonight in Sydney with husband Andrew Upton at the Griffin Theatre’s production of Quack, totally unfussy about her hair, and still steezier than everyone, in Australia and beyond, with a crazy jacket I want so badly and purple rimmed glasses that seem to match her husband’s jacket, a little tacky with those stones on the top edge but somehow, it’s Cate, so it works. Full Story

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Manslinger’s meeting his friends

September 1, 2010 08:47:25 Posted at September 1, 2010 08:47:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously it’s not the first time. After all, she was with him in Japan a few weeks ago and she’s been on tour with Muse on several stops in Europe, but last night it was a proper dinner in London at The Ivy – this is Kate Hudson with boyfriend Matt Bellamy and his bandmate Dominic Howard – followed by a night at The Groucho Club. Full Story

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That’s not the way to go about it

September 1, 2010 08:18:18 Posted at September 1, 2010 08:18:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s an art to bouncing back. And while there are some tree hugger girls out there who’ll insist that we should be above it, we never are above it, and it’s pointless to fight it. When it’s time to see the boss who never appreciated you, when there’s a wedding and you’re sure to run into the girl who took your boyfriend, when you know that bitch who backstabbed you in university in English Lit will be at the New Year’s Eve party, of course you want to look toned and stylish and happy. Full Story

Weak

September 1, 2010 08:10:57 Posted at September 1, 2010 08:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These pictures are making me weak. Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess are back at it in Paris this morning on location for One Day and, well, see for yourself. They’re making it happen. And that is a good movie kiss. The makings of a great movie kiss: some tension off the top, then she initiates, and he tries to resist with his hands in his pockets but ends up overcome by emotion and totally goes for it with his fingers around her neck and his shoulders hitched up, and their foreheads meet at the very end with, hopefully, some tender words exchanged to seal it. Full Story

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Better with his shirt on...

September 1, 2010 07:23:11 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Compared to this, non? But why are these, the new Fans, the modern, post Facebook/Twitter iteration of the Fan, why is it so f-cking crazy??? It’s not just Twi-Hards, although Stephenie Meyer did activate some kind of loser gene in her faithful, it’s also these rabid lunatics who love too much and too wrong, who’ve been known to create alternate universes, frightening UN-realities, and – the best – are willing to share them. Full Story

It’s really a shame about that infection...

September 1, 2010 07:03:53 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:03:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story

September 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 1, 2010 06:43:38 Posted at September 1, 2010 06:43:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy back to school to all my fellow teachers, especially the ones on PEI who are suffering from beach withdrawal today as we head back to class. And welcome home to Kelly! We missed you this summer! - MM  Full Story

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Sorry to be a buzzkill but I think it’s the end of summer. Those science people may say it’s officially September 21 to mark the equinox but symbolically, for most of us, it’s really the start of school, even when we’re not in school.  Read Full Intro

Venice tomorrow

August 31, 2010 15:24:51 Posted at August 31, 2010 15:24:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The film festival opens tomorrow with Black Swan as the official gala premiere and Machete at the midnight screening. So both Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba arrived today to promote their features. For Alba it’s quite an accomplishment to be included, and it will be a long time before she’s included again. Full Story

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What’s the occasion?

August 31, 2010 15:05:06 Posted at August 31, 2010 15:05:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Actually, when it comes to Blake Lively, it really doesn’t matter. Any occasion is the right occasion to pour her tits out. Blake was in New York this afternoon shooting new episodes of Gossip Girl with some new costar dressed in a busty black jacket, like a supermodel superhero whose special power comes from her breasts. Full Story

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