Rough night, Porners?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 09:00:49 January 25, 2011 09:00:49

Porny Jessica Simpson took her freeloader out for dinner last night. They went to Katsuya. Too much sake? He had to hold on to her to make sure she didn’t bail on those heels. But that is a crazy weave, non? And it’s actually not that bad either, comparatively speaking. Hers for example is far superior to Lilo’s and Fried Chicken Britney’s. Full Story

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Chanel Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 08:41:17 January 25, 2011 08:41:17

It’s Haute Couture week in Paris. Chanel is presenting today. And some of Karl’s favourites turned up to support him including Kirsten Dunst, mounting what appears to be an attempt at a comeback, Diane Kruger, Alexa Chung, who seems slightly more awake because she doesn’t have to speak, and the loveliest Vanessa Paradis who, unlike the others, decided that denim was more comfortable and chic. Full Story

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Oh so you’re Bad Breakup Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 07:57:58 January 25, 2011 07:57:58

I can totally see it. I can totally see Sam Worthington being That Guy. The one who gets all publicly anguished over love, almost as if feeling the heartache out in the open is a validation of the heartbreak itself. It’s gross. And it’s another reason, on top of the fact that he’s so wee and I still haven’t seen Avatar and don’t intend to, that I am not down with his quiver, if it actually exists. Full Story

Oscar Nominations 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 07:38:00 January 25, 2011 07:38:00

Roger Ebert offered this yesterday: "I suspect Justin Timberlake has an excellent chance for “The Social Network,” not only because he was wonderful, which he was, but because in some sense Academy voters consider themselves as the default casting directors for the Oscarcast and would like to add a hot young pop star. Full Story

Monday, January 24, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I don’t want to jinx Charlie Hunnam. Look what happened to Garrett Hedlund. I interviewed him at Comic-Con, he topped the Five List, and then his thigh thickness repeatedly slapped me in the face, which, sadly, is a lot less dirty than it sounds.  Read Full Intro

Keep your mind off it…and predictions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 15:19:00 January 24, 2011 15:19:00

Tomorrow morning. You know. We all get up at the ass of morning and wait for the announcement – Oscar nominations. There will be a lot of white-knuckling tonight. But not from Melissa Leo. Love her. When I talked to her on the carpet last night at the Red State premiere, she was like – it’s an honour, but just like an audition, you have to put that away, you have to know there’s more to this than that kind of recognition. Full Story

No Good Deed…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 14:44:00 January 24, 2011 14:44:00

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 10 You went to turn on this episode, ready to follow the lives of the Taylors and Vince and probably Tinker, because who doesn’t love Tinker, and your brain short-circuited with an algorithm something like the following: Taylor Kitsch Kitsch Kitsch Taylor Tim Tim Riggins Riggins Tim Taylor Hairline? Riggins Tim Taylor Taylor Taylor Shirtless? There’s a tenet in writing that says if you consider the audience (not everyone does) you must give them what they need and not what they want. Full Story

Pregnancy luggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 13:30:22 January 24, 2011 13:30:22

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy arrived in London today with several pieces of luggage. Since her son was not photographed with him, I’m assuming he’s not there, and if he’s not there, I’m assuming she’s not staying long. If only they’d make a show about celebrity baggage, literally. Full Story

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Never Been Kissed, He’s a Cheater & the Fatal Flaw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 12:45:41 January 24, 2011 12:45:41

Written by Sasha Remember that Drew Barrymore movie, Never Been Kissed? Well, that's kind of me. I'm 26 and I've never had a romantic relationship of any kind. I had really low self-confidence growing up. I was overweight and used that as an excuse to stay on the sidelines of life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 12:00:27 January 24, 2011 12:00:27

The game we played today: if you found out you were the Mighty O’s secret sister, what would you buy first? A house? Car? Vacation? ALL HER FAVOURITE THINGS??? (Dlisted)

There’s an Olsen who can actually act. (The Superficial)

Regis the cash money diva (Popeater)

I’m actually not sure what “choking the chicken” is a euphemism for (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds hug before work (Pop Sugar)

Leighton Meester covers Nylon (Just Jared)

He went from Uma…to Chelsea (Cele|bitchy)

Three Whiskers wants you to meet his son (Socialite Life)

At first glance I thought this was a Real Housewife of some sh-t. And she’s not even 25. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Aesthetically, this is good casting (I'm Not Obsessed)