JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

May 31, 2010 08:14:32 Posted at May 31, 2010 08:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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Brange in Malibu

May 31, 2010 07:44:27 Posted at May 31, 2010 07:44:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours courtesy of Star/In Touch/Life&Style/News of the World alleging that Mother Jolie abandoned the biological ones, especially Shiloh, on her birthday weekend. Full Story

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Butterscotch hiking

May 31, 2010 07:23:00 Posted at May 31, 2010 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In North Vancouver, Grouse Mountain (the BCMC) – here’s Owen Wilson who was joined this weekend by his brother Andrew and Woody Harrelson getting in a workout on the weekend. He completed the hike in 56 minutes just behind Andrew and well ahead of Woody who took an hour and 20 minutes. Also with Owen: a woman purported to be his steady girlfriend, with whom he’s less mindful of being photographed. Full Story

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May 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 31, 2010 07:01:49 Posted at May 31, 2010 07:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy belated Birthday Melanie! Lilo and Ralph Macchio...what? At Karen’s request, here he is, just last month, at one of those “conventions” for bygone movie stars. Am wondering if this is what James Franco will look like in 15 years. Happy 30th Birthday Lori from your sister Lisa who wants me to remind you that 30 is not a death sentence. Full Story

The GMD Pea

May 28, 2010 13:16:27 Posted at May 28, 2010 13:16:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well...he’s not Jakey. It’s because he’s too earnest about it. And then when he fronts like it’s all loose and fun and easy, it’s hard to believe he’s unclenched. Is he ever unclenched? This is Tom Cruise with will.i.am doing interviews yesterday, several of them, to begin promotion for Knight & Day. Full Story

We can all relate to SJP

May 28, 2010 11:57:12 Posted at May 28, 2010 11:57:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing without the joy of food. Some sh-t like that. So here's the relatable, food-enjoying Sarah Jessica Parker, the morning after the UK premiere of Sex & the City 2, arriving at the Alexander McQueen offices today in London in jeans and heels showing off her relatable, food-enjoying legs. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 28, 2010 10:59:00 Posted at May 28, 2010 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Note that the camera does not linger too long on any Madonna body part. Like if you look too long it’ll crumble to dust (Dlisted)

But she’s not MARRIED!!! Will all the Twilight fans call her a whore? (The Superficial)

It’s official: Justin Bieber fans are just as f-cked as Twi-Hards (Popeater)

Kate Hudson wears a short Gwyneth snatch dress and a trench (Hollywood Tuna)

More fashion porn from the Sex & the City 2 afterparty (Pop Sugar)

The Sexual Healing of Russell Brand (Just Jared)

Be thankful they care enough to snap you. It won't last long. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth’s huge ring distracts from the upskirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hoping that Daniel Craig’s gay kiss is for reals but it’s probably not (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson scribbles (Hollywood Life)

Girls who make me sad

May 28, 2010 10:20:26 Posted at May 28, 2010 10:20:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here Full Story

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James is the Young Xavier

May 28, 2010 08:56:20 Posted at May 28, 2010 08:56:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone wants to be in a superhero movie these days. Even the real actors. Like James McAvoy. It’s certainly a lucrative opportunity. In his case though, there is a little more than that. Just announced: James McAvoy will star in X-Men: First Class as Charles Xavier. A young Charles Xavier. Before the chair. Full Story

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