About that breakup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 06:55:02 December 15, 2010 06:55:02

I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Full Story

December 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 06:48:59 December 15, 2010 06:48:59

Baby Jane! Heard you broke something and it’s an all around giant suck right now. M wants you to know you are a Superstar. That she is “over the moon” proud of you...for EVERYTHING that has gone down in 2010. This little mishap only means it’s the end of a transformative year. Full Story

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I get it that it’s a massive clusterf-ck of stars. And that you want the biggest and brightest ones there. At least that seems to be the philosophy with the Golden Globes. But for the most part, in recent years, they’ve tried, harder, to make it not so obvious.  Read Full Intro

Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 14:32:12 December 14, 2010 14:32:12

Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked out. Mimi’s sh-t needs to be glistening. Full Story

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Separation Season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 13:53:27 December 14, 2010 13:53:27

So many breakups. Yesterday it was Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. Today it’s two names on a muuuuch bigger scale. This article is about Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. But come back tomorrow and I’ll have more for you on Hall and Carpenter. It’s complicated. Probably a lot more complicated than Scarjo and Ryan. Full Story

JLH’s Happy Ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 13:05:46 December 14, 2010 13:05:46

They always say, when they get up there, after their name has been called, that they are so honoured to have been nominated with x, y, and z. These days it’s automatic, and in some cases maybe just lip service. But the sentiment, it’s there. To be included among some of the best, especially if Meryl Streep is involved, it should be an incomparable recognition, and it also says something about your own work – that if yours was good enough to stand next to the others, then it must be really, really great. Full Story

Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 12:20:50 December 14, 2010 12:20:50

Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe he’s all like – I grew up on a ranch, I don’t know about these people and their fancy clothes. Full Story

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Worst of 2010–The Marriage of Blunt & Krasinski

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 11:45:15 December 14, 2010 11:45:15

Written by Duana (Lainey: aaaaannnnd…. Duana with a controversial position.) It’s like, I don’t want you not to be happy, or anything but … you’ve changed. You just aren’t the same any more. And – I’m not saying it’s him, or anything, but maybe you need to investigate like, what your priorities are? Because the thing is, I love you, and I miss you. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 11:02:21 December 14, 2010 11:02:21

Leighton Meester is wet in her underwear (The Superficial)

So Lilo’s been cockblocked by her ma? (Dlisted)

Rihanna needs a new hair colour now (Popeater)

She needs a new hair colour too (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci’s jammies! (Pop Sugar)

So… I’m not feeling Amy Adams. Never have. Just me? (Just Jared)

Katy Perry Maxim (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Emma Stone: a nomination and W Magazine (Celebuzz)

The World According to Facebook (Towleroad)

Reese looks great. But I feel like she’s always wearing this dress. (Go Fug Yourself)

We need the foreign money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 09:38:26 December 14, 2010 09:38:26

Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why The Tourist failed to get people into theatres domestically. Full Story

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What’s up with GOOPy’s face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 09:04:28 December 14, 2010 09:04:28

As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed swollen, the cheeks too. Full Story

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