Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05

You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story

Uh, yeah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:19:59 November 10, 2011 17:19:59

Daniel Craig was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in the summer for Cowboys & Aliens and his pants action was piss poor. Click here for a refresher. This time it’s for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. MUCH better. As we build towards the film’s release, we are now getting more and more access to its centrepiece Lisbeth Salander played by Rooney Mara. Full Story

Long Live The King

Duana Posted by Duana at November 10, 2011 17:15:22 November 10, 2011 17:15:22

Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Episode 10 recapYears ago, I took this leadership position that was handed down by someone else.   I was super-young, and thought I could do it, no problem.   I was pretty proud to have been bestowed it,  too.   Until,  pretty early on,  the group decided that the leadership I was rocking – the same leadership I had carefully emulated on the leaders the year before – was not cool with the way I was doing things. Full Story

Taylor Swift got married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 16:46:07 November 10, 2011 16:46:07
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No, actually she didn’t. But if this isn’t a wedding gown...And I don’t hate it at all. I just wish it could have been styled differently. Like going back to what I said in the Carrie Underwood post, I don’t understand why we can’t ever get a full forehead from the youth at one of these events, you know? Why with the curled under side part? I wish I could run my hand through the top of her head and scrape it back. Full Story

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They didn’t stay long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 16:13:15 November 10, 2011 16:13:15

The Brange and all the children left Tokyo today. Here they are, trudging through the airport with their various sleep aids and toys and pillows after Brad and Angelina worked the sales pitch for Moneyball. All in all like 48 hours. I know it feels like a long way to go for 48 hours. But...Um, in their defence, because I received an email yesterday from “Ann” who was very, very upset that I bitch on Angelina so much in favour of my “idols” Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow - more on this later - maybe it’s because they were in Hungary (for World War Z filming), had to hit up Japan, and now are heading back to LA? So the kids had to come along? Miss Zahara looks like she’s ready to go all the way flat back in her first class seat. Full Story

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The Oscars are a clusterf*ck

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 10, 2011 16:08:05 November 10, 2011 16:08:05

I have no doubt that in the long run, the 2012 Academy Awards will be fine, but man, right now, it’s a mess. In the wake of Brett Ratner resigning (read: getting canned) as co-producer, Eddie Murphy, the host he recruited, quit the telecast. I have one thought about this. Full Story

Was rancid, now size 4/6

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 15:14:51 November 10, 2011 15:14:51
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Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it...Rancid.So rancid she didn’t want her husband to see her, ever. "I had a towel on in the tub. Full Story

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November 10, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 15:13:17 November 10, 2011 15:13:17

Jan! How are you feeling? Andrea told me about what happened last week. You are a FIGHTER! Keep fighting! And to help you? Antonio circa Desperado!  Get well soon and stay strong.  I’m thinking of you.  Full Story

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Do you miss 1989? Dwyane C was my boyfriend in 1989. Like, my first super, super intense love. Dwyane C and I we used to listen to a lot of music together. And before Now That We Found Love there was Somebody For Me which, to me, is the quintessential Heavy D.  Read Full Intro

Les Jeunes de Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 21:45:27 November 9, 2011 21:45:27

I loved this sketch on Saturday Night Live with Emma Stone. Which, really, has nothing to do with Justin Bieber except that he’s actually in Paris with Selena Gomez and how many 17 year old boys get to take their girlfriends to Paris? And what are the long-term effects of this kind of a reality? Next profound question:What is she wearing? Because. Full Story

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GOOP: backdoor and makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 21:00:24 November 9, 2011 21:00:24

I thought about saving these pictures for tomorrow when there’s a new GOOP but she took the entire summer off posting so you never know when it’ll be an off week with her site and then I’ll have wasted a photo opportunity.So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in London last night leaving via back door from The Arts Club in Mayfair. Full Story

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