Granny Freeze with dark hair?

June 2, 2010 08:14:45 Posted at June 2, 2010 08:14:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same. Full Story

June 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 2, 2010 08:00:29 Posted at June 2, 2010 08:00:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 50th Birthday Lynne in Ottawa (looking great!) from your loving daughters Regan and Paige who want you to remember this one as your happiest. Happy Belated 28th Birthday Izzy! The Peace Corps sounds good. No babies sound good. And I’m sorry about your SATC2 leg cramping. Yes, the movie was so sh-t, I’m not surprised your muscles were seizing. Full Story

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am actually quite surprised that the box office for Sex & the City 2 was so underwhelming. Reviews usually don’t matter in these situations. The people have already demonstrated this, over and over again, almost in spite of critic hatred.  Read Full Intro

Leo & Bar go shopping

June 1, 2010 16:36:22 Posted at June 1, 2010 16:36:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For cameras. He seems to buy a lot of them. I feel like once a year he’s photographed camera shopping. Maybe they’re for taking pictures of the tigers. He was in Asia recently on a research mission about tigers and has partnered with the World Wildlife Fund to raise $20 million to protect the endangered species. Full Story

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Annie forgives

June 1, 2010 13:24:02 Posted at June 1, 2010 13:24:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About a month ago the NY Post reported that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend Adam Shulman and a friend stole a mural from the Meatpacking District. The two apparently brought screwdrivers with them, unfastened the art from the barricade on which it was hanging, and then took off into a building where, presumably, they installed their new prize. Full Story

Coop on dicks, douches, and assholes

June 1, 2010 12:41:00 Posted at June 1, 2010 12:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new Details featuring Bradley Cooper on the cover. Hot. And right off the top he offers his personal definitions distinguishing between dicks, douches, and assholes: "A dick is harmful. A dick is hurtful. Now, a douche he's just an idiot. He's lame. A dick is a hurtful douche. And then there's the asshole. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 1, 2010 11:09:34 Posted at June 1, 2010 11:09:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley treats the Portuguese to her camel toe (The Superficial)

Adrien’s douche stache is definitely dating someone more boring that Blake Lively. Yes, it’s possible (Dlisted)

Scarlett and Ryan giving up Hollywood? (Popeater)

Kelly Brook for FHM (Hollywood Tuna)

I want to inherit Gwen’s wardrobe! (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart on dating and tabloids (Pop Sugar)

Chris Colfer (Kurt from Glee) on how his voice was not always a gift (Towleroad)

Kelly Rowland in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rachel Bilson in short shorts (Popoholic)

The British Taylor Momsen? (Go Fug Yourself)

Take refuge among Hello Kitties

June 1, 2010 09:46:54 Posted at June 1, 2010 09:46:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

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Hold my baby

June 1, 2010 08:44:00 Posted at June 1, 2010 08:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in the Kristen Stewart article – click here for a refresher – I posited that Celebrity is a job, and part of the job is posing with fans. And their babies. Which is what Gwen Stefani did yesterday, holding on to some random’s random distressed child. Full Story

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The Italian Queen: Team Jolie?

June 1, 2010 08:10:47 Posted at June 1, 2010 08:10:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’ve been all over her Twitter because, well, she wants me to be. She wants you to be. That’s the point of it. Elisabetta Canalis currently has almost 800 followers, nearly triple and growing steadily since we first noticed it when I was in Cannes. After all, it’s only one step away from George. Full Story

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How much trouble...

June 1, 2010 07:30:26 Posted at June 1, 2010 07:30:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could these two get in together? Apparently it was just a chance encounter at LAX when Ewan McGregor ran into Robbie Williams and his girlfriend Ayda Field. But even though Robbie has supposedly mellowed out the last year or so, partying with Ewan, there could be some serious damage. At least in my imagination. Full Story