Thursday, May 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s housekeeper baby mother. And the photos, we will be inundated with new photos. Maria Shriver will continue to be embarrassed by new photos. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what so many have been saying  Read Full Intro

Bright lips take a break for AMFAR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 13:27:53 May 19, 2011 13:27:53

The AMFAR gala is happening tonight in Cannes. We usually always cover this event but this year, we were only staying a week at the festival and, fortunately – or unfortunately if my etalk boss is reading, ha! – this time our trip didn’t include this party. I say that selfishly because the guest list for AMFAR is usually really prime and even if the celebrities don’t stop for interviews – most of the good ones don’t – the gala is good for some great b-roll that we can use throughout the year. Full Story

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Dressing your sister, summer flats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 13:08:58 May 19, 2011 13:08:58

Written by Sasha My sister asked me AGAIN today what to do about "good" jeans. She asks me this question at least once a week. She needs more options and an update. She is a young 42!, not overly trendy, but always looks well put-together. Full Story

Leo, Bob, Sean, and Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 11:58:32 May 19, 2011 11:58:32

Sean Penn was honoured last night at the Cinema For Peace inaugural Cannes dinner for his work in Haiti. Leonardo DiCaprio made the introduction. And the two were seated beside this year’s Jury President Robert DeNiro. Well that must have been a conversation. OMG! This Boy’s Life! At times Bob and Leo seemed to be deep in conversation. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 11:38:15 May 19, 2011 11:38:15

Pippa’s hot ass in jeans (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston dating a writer/actor or you probably know him as Carrie’s boyfriend with the premature ejaculation problem (Dlisted)

Beatrice’s hat really does have the last laugh (Popeater)

See what happens when you stand next to models? (Hollywood Tuna)

I need to see more of Penelope Cruz in those coveralls (Pop Sugar)

Keira Knightley flaunts (Just Jared)

Penelope’s skin… has never been better (Popoholic)

Robert Pattinson is super sweet to a fan (Celebuzz)

Much love to Armie Hammer. But why do I feel like he’s stalking Ryan Gosling’s projects? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Totally. TOTALLY. (Go Fug Yourself

I miss Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 10:11:58 May 19, 2011 10:11:58

Please. You might be wondering what sentence you just read. I’m still wondering what sentence I just wrote. Michael Bay has a way of turning your sh-t around in ways you least expect it to. Would you ever have expected to MISS Megan Fox? Or to, in comparison, actually appreciate her acting ability? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes Megan Fox look like Helen Mirren. Full Story

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The Annual Tradition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 09:34:17 May 19, 2011 09:34:17

I’m so happy to be home. Cannes was a great work trip, and we got a lot of sh-t done, and a lot of gossip gathered, but I was cursed the entire time. Not just my laptop either. Will explain later. But while I’m delighted to be back in Vancouver, I am a little sad that I left Cannes without a Roberto Cavalli sighting. Full Story

Kirsten’s Melancholia, Charlotte’s bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 08:49:00 May 19, 2011 08:49:00

The last time Lars Von Trier came to Cannes, a lot of movie people stormed out the theatre, expressing disgust with Antichrist. He reacted as he does. Like people don’t get him. Like an auteur misunderstood. Some would say that’s how he gets off. And yesterday he pushed that too far. During a press conference for his new film Melancholia, which is receiving some very good reviews, and in competition this year, Von Trier first decided to publicly discuss Kirsten Dunst’s struggle with depression, and then went off on a ramble about Jews and Nazis and Hitler. Full Story

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Internat`l Designer Brands, No Internat`l Hassles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 08:13:12 May 19, 2011 08:13:12

The 80s in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 07:51:12 May 19, 2011 07:51:12

The Hollywood Reporter honoured Jodie Foster yesterday in Cannes at the Martinez. Rob Lowe was there to give a toast. The Hotel New Hampshire! I didn’t understand it the first time I watched it. Um, I was 11. It just made me horny. Then I went over a friend’s in university ten years later and we decided to rent it on a Friday night. Full Story

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This is Katniss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 07:15:04 May 19, 2011 07:15:04

So this is what happened when I was in flight yesterday. Entertainment Weekly has the exclusive first look at Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen in the movie adaptation of The Hunger Games. Thank you for your emails and your reactions. And my reaction? Medium. Does that count as a reaction? I think they’re going in the right direction. Full Story