December 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2010 07:36:36 December 9, 2010 07:36:36

This is for a longtime reader called Olga at Oxford who just wrote her first grad school exam, in Oxford uniform (taunt-y bitch) no less. I think I would try harder in Oxford uniform too. Anyway you asked for Jude and Sienna and while they did go out together the other night in London, there are no good photos of them in the same frame, and, well, what’s the point? Instead I went through the archives for you. Full Story

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The first book I finished here in Tofino was Room by Emma Donoghue. It was hyped all over Canada early this year, then shortlisted for the Booker prize; a quick, engrossing read for sure. Then you put it down and it sinks in and your feelings about it begin to change.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2010: JT for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 16:47:44 December 8, 2010 16:47:44

You know how I feel about Justin Timberlake, actor. I have very few complaints about Justin Timberlake, musician. And his Hallelujah with Matt Morris during Hope for Haiti Now was, really, in the worst of times, an unforgettably powerful performance. For days afterward I saved this on our PVR and watched it back over and over. Full Story

Worst of 2010: Junior Cyrus & a bottle of Jack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 14:49:54 December 8, 2010 14:49:54

I’m sorry to have to do this to you at the end of the day. But in counting down the Best & Worst of the year, how could I not include this? It’s Noah Cyrus. Remember she lipsynched? To Ke$ha??? This child wants you to know her. Badly. She will keep wanting it until she’s like the rest. Full Story

Posh & the British First Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 14:29:19 December 8, 2010 14:29:19

Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully enjoy the amazingness of these pictures. Full Story

Vampire Sex & spoilers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 14:12:49 December 8, 2010 14:12:49

Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in their bikinis so we’ll just go with images of how vampires have sex in True Blood – rough and hard and real(ish) instead of the vaginal rainbow blue ball version we’ve been given courtesy Stephenie Meyer. Full Story

MPAA overturns Blue Valentine’s NC-17

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 14:04:55 December 8, 2010 14:04:55

Written by Sarah Fist pump! Fist pump fist pump fist pump!!! FIST PUMP!!!!!! This almost never happens. In just the last few months alone, the ratings board upheld multiple challenged ratings. Full Story

One minute acting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 12:20:40 December 8, 2010 12:20:40

A lot of you have been sending me this today: the New York Times video featuring (mostly) world class actors “acting” for a minute. Let’s call this what it is, ok? It’s a little pretentious and contrived. Come on now… The black and white, the music, the self involvement disguised as art – this kind of sh-t alienates people. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 11:13:45 December 8, 2010 11:13:45

20 pages! 20 pages of French Canadian angelic cheese! (Dlisted)

So… this pretty much answers why Lindsay Lohan is an addict (The Superficial)

Jen thinks Chelsea Handler is like John Mayer? (Popeater)

Teen pout with a strawberry (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty and Jakey – the Thanksgiving family album! (Pop Sugar)

Carey Mulligan on Botox and Shia (Just Jared)

Look out. Sarah Palin’s gonna come after Salma Hayek. OMG. Best imaginary throwdown EVER. (Cele|bitchy)

Why do I always feel like I’ve already seen everything “new” about Avril Lavigne? (Celebuzz)

Christina Aguilera’s leaked porny shots (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Swifty’s Cover Girl photos are all cottonballs and lightness (ICYDK)

The Mighty is not a lesbian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 11:09:08 December 8, 2010 11:09:08

There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian." The Mighty Opesey goes on to say that it’s annoying to have people think that because it suggests that she’s dishonest: "The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I'm lying. Full Story

There’s a hole in his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 10:31:27 December 8, 2010 10:31:27

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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