Baby bumps & Bodyguards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 12:01:04 September 14, 2011 12:01:04

It occurred to me that you could, in theory, bitch on Olivia Wilde’s ass for making everyone look like sh-t last night at the Butter premiere. But then again, Jennifer Garner has her own personal bodyguard. So there’s no reason she can’t find a better dress. Is a pink sparkly ballet bridesmaid cotton candy tinkerbell REALLY the best choice for a pregnant lady? Really??? It’s infantile and gross. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 11:04:43 September 14, 2011 11:04:43

Kirstie Alley’s skinny face is such a great bitchface (Dlisted)

This girl’s mom did not raise her to get pregnant. Only to work among predators and opportunists (The Superficial)

I didn’t hate the Breaking Dawn trailer at all. But I am shuddering over what that wedding dress will look like (Cele|bitchy)

King Russell’s back and more True Blood teasers (ONTD)

Do you think she uses tape to avoid the tit flash? Because that never works for me (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s legs look AMAZING at Stella’s birthday party (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes, runway whore. And how sad is Fashion Week that she’s considered the major celebrity attendee? (Just Jared)

If you don’t like her son, Cher says you should f-ck off (WonderWall)

I know you’ve been looking, so if you really want to see Scarjo .... (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Thoughts on how Penn Badgley looks in the Jeff Buckley movie? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ryan in red & a Drive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 08:44:00 September 14, 2011 08:44:00

Toronto was abuzz last night with Gosling sightings at a local bar called the Beaconsfield. They were freaking out about it on Twitter. The only thing is... Ryan Gosling was photographed yesterday afternoon in LA on the set of Gangster Squad. And considering the time difference (he was supposedly there at 11pm ET) and that it takes 5 hours to fly from LA to Toronto, I’m not actually sure it was possible. Full Story

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Leo > JT

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 08:15:04 September 14, 2011 08:15:04

I’ve been tied up on TIFF business for days so I’ve had to catch up on all the non-TIFF I’ve missed including the new magazines, etc. Was digging this Justin Timberlake spread in the new Esquire when I first saw it. He looks good. The article itself, about when he went to Comic-Con and dressed up as Ernie and how liberated he felt and eyeroll eyeroll eyeroll is predictably insufferable. Full Story

Let this be permanent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 07:53:10 September 14, 2011 07:53:10

Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are done. For the second time. Apparently it was work schedules getting in the way...? I don’t get it. The MLB season is almost over. Supposedly he’s had a lot of injuries and wants to focus on his game. Full Story

What I missed on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 06:58:29 September 14, 2011 06:58:29

Can’t wait to get home to my PVR. I mean, I don’t feel good about watching on those bad places online but sometimes, when I’m on the road, and I have to know what happened, sometimes I can’t help myself. And I pay subscription for everything! Last night I got back to the hotel early enough to go online and download the episode of Curb that everyone keeps talking about. Full Story

This just might be the best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 06:28:57 September 14, 2011 06:28:57

Olivia Wilde made her entrance at the VitaminWater pre-gala cocktail for Butter last night as I was shoving my face into all the neglected food. I was seated directly facing the elevator, the only entrance point to the venue. When she stepped out in this white dress, the last to arrive, fully aware that she was totally hijacking the attention. Full Story

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September 14, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 06:10:37 September 14, 2011 06:10:37

Denise! Happy Birthday from Rebecca who generously offered to look after your kids so you could stay out past 9pm. I hope you took advantage! Enjoy the Matt Damon photos as requested by your sister.  Full Story

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Spent several hours last night at Grey Goose Soho House watching women throw themselves at Gerard Butler. Now I know we don’t all share the same preferences but what I don’t understand is the rationale behind offering yourself up to a man while he’s fielding other offers right in front of you.  Read Full Intro