Hot Topic: Miss Marple Manipulated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 09:37:06 March 30, 2011 09:37:06

Written by Duana Last night, as I talked to my mom, we discussed how, based on age or timing or something, I never had a band to get hysterical about. There wasn’t a screamy-hysterical obsession during that really important period of about 11-14, where you will buy all the merch, and get hysterical about standing in lineups and freak the hell out at every interview and whatnot. Full Story

GOOPy’s trainer kisses so much ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:42:00 March 30, 2011 08:42:00

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow is running a fitness business now with her trainer Tracy Anderson. They’ve been slowly recruiting some high profile clients including Jessica Simpson, Ellen Pompeo, and now Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez. The workouts now have become a giant group pimp. Here’s Nicole leaving the gym on Monday. Full Story

One line or two lines?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:28:00 March 30, 2011 08:28:00

Which young star was spotted picking up a pregnancy test during her next promotional stop? She’s officially single right now, but toying with the idea of a new boyfriend though it remains to be seen whether or not he’s just a convenient distraction for publicity or the real deal. Or maybe it’s a leftover from the ex after a farewell hookup? Needless to say, with that kind of purchase, someone’s been in there. Full Story

Chicken Fried Susan Boyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 08:08:00 March 30, 2011 08:08:00

Britney Spears appeared on Kimmel last night and, well, I guess it was a little better than Vegas and Good Morning America, she seemed somewhat more alert than the previous two occasions, but still… almost everything feels like it’s on delay, Chicken Fried slow motion, so obvious that it almost becomes more entertaining watching everyone try not to point out the obvious. Full Story

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Transfer dirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 07:46:14 March 30, 2011 07:46:14

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, also a major media mogul and estimated to be the 3rd richest man in the country, is being tried for paying a 17 year old girl to have sex with him and using his considerable resources to try to kill the story. Berlusconi is 74 and denies the charges. His lawyers have included George Clooney on a possible witness list and Clooney claims to be flummoxed as to why he’s been brought into it: “It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur. Full Story

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James and the Original Fiona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 06:59:31 March 30, 2011 06:59:31

What a bonus! Second sighting of James McAvoy in less than a week! He was out last night with his wife Anne-Marie Duff at the press night for Cause Celebre at the Old Vic Theatre. Duff, naturally, is receiving amazing reviews for her performance. It’s her first role since they became parents. What’s this about the Original Fiona? Many of you lately have been emailing about the US version of Shameless. Full Story

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

This is Rob Lowe on the cover of the new Vanity Fair. I grew up in the 80s. I had it bad for Rob Lowe. It was the worst during Youngblood. But if every Five List has an inaugural patron member, mine would probably be Rob Lowe. Or Leslie Cheung, the late Chinese superstar whose death anniversary is coming up on April 1st.  Read Full Intro

I wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:47:44 March 29, 2011 14:47:44

Ever have those moments when you see someone with a great haircut, so great, looks so good you want to drop what you’re doing and go to the stylist now and get yours done the same way? I just checked the photo agency a few minutes ago and saw these shots of Michelle Williams walking around Brooklyn today and am overcome with so much Want for her hair. Full Story

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Killing Bono in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:19:28 March 29, 2011 14:19:28

Nope. I’m not done riding you about Misfits yet. And as promised, any time there are photos from the Misfits cast, I will be all over it. Lately it’s been all Robert Sheehan as he promotes both A Turtle’s Tale and Killing Bono which, I don’t know if we’ll get here in North America, so you bitches over in the UK better appreciate how lucky you are. Full Story

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Twilight Wedding Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:09:00 March 29, 2011 14:09:00

This week is when they’re shooting the wedding reception and accompanying scenes for Twilight Breaking Dawn in Squamish. Am told there was a cast dinner last night at Rockwell’s. In attendance: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, and some other people I’ve never heard of. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 13:11:22 March 29, 2011 13:11:22

What’s worse? Christina Aguilera without makeup or Chicken Fried Britney? (The Superficial)

No, wait. It’s Lindsay LOHAN who’s the worst without makeup (Dlisted)

So are you saying Kirstie Alley is the new Taylor Swift? (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens put a lot of thought into this airport outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe and his BFF and all their kids (Pop Sugar)

Kate Hudson totally wants to be a singer (Just Jared)

She kinda looks like a cross between Scarjo and Keira Knightley right? (Popoholic)

Gaga turns 25 (Celebuzz)

Brooklyn’s Jennifer Aniston hair in a bikini (The Blemish)

The Fug Girls aren’t feeling it…but I don’t mind it at all (Go Fug Yourself)