Sex & the City 2

May 26, 2010 09:29:53 Posted at May 26, 2010 09:29:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m about to annihilate it here, you will see it for the Dress Porn, which is fine, if that’s all that the film is declaring itself to be. Full Story

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Porny in the face

May 26, 2010 07:51:14 Posted at May 26, 2010 07:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson attended the Gracie Gala last night in Beverly Hills and was honoured with the 2010 Dove Real Beauty Award for her “substance and spirit” as a positive public representative for girls... what? I’ve decided to no longer question this sh-t. Famous people receive awards. Full Story

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Crank blonde and posing

May 26, 2010 07:28:14 Posted at May 26, 2010 07:28:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, what matters is what she thinks. Full Story

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Mass swoon over Jake Gyllenhaal

May 26, 2010 07:02:00 Posted at May 26, 2010 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“He basically makes ur pants evaporate” – received on Messenger at 6:01pm ET from one of my etalk colleagues re: Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance on Live @etalk. One after another, my friends bombed my Blackberry with Jakey love. And all of them noted first that it was his charm, his personality, that came before the hotness. Full Story

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May 26, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 26, 2010 06:41:00 Posted at May 26, 2010 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to my favorite Canadian, my Gemini sister and fellow crazy person Jen, who may just love cats and Lainey Gossip almost as much as I do. Heh. I still can't believe we're only two days apart. Let's face 35 together! I love you! - Melissa Thanks for the hospitality Sweet Erin! We had a blast in SJ. Full Story

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Our couch finally arrived yesterday. We’ve been waiting four months and it’s been forever, several years in fact, since we’ve had a proper couch. A loveseat, yes, but a long couch to stretch out on, and for naps, not in a long time.  Read Full Intro

2.5 hours of fashion porn

May 25, 2010 14:39:00 Posted at May 25, 2010 14:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I went to a 10am press screening this morning for Sex & the City. A full review will come tomorrow. But it was 2 hours and 20 minutes. Of fashion porn. And if that’s what you’re after, to see nice dresses and obnoxious head gear, and flipping through a magazine doesn’t satisfy that for you, by all means, giv’er. Full Story

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Teardrop Gwyneth

May 25, 2010 13:46:09 Posted at May 25, 2010 13:46:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight in London at the opening of Louis Vuitton Bond Street Maison, here’s my Gwyneth all classed up with a teardrop chest exposing a little naughty cleave. Love the ensemble, especially those shoes. SHOES! And of course this is Gwyneth Paltrow as they know her: stately, society, cold…and old? I know you rag on her all the time for being a mother and in her late 30s and wearing short snatch exposing dresses and high heels and it’s so inappropriate and nah nah nah, but there’s way to much makeup happening here. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 25, 2010 13:15:56 Posted at May 25, 2010 13:15:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone’s lying. Guess who? (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise + Soul Train = GOLD (Dlisted)

Big ups to Tina Fey. BIG F-CKING UPS. (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens running (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody’s finger is fine. It’s his douche stache that’s the problem (Just Jared)

Zeta Jones and one of the Olsen twins have a black eyeliner-off (Pop Sugar)

Heidi Montag has no friends. No kidding. (The Blemish)

Kate Hudson: the ongoing obsession with her implants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Renee Zellweger not wearing workout gear, in skinny jeans and heels (Popoholic)

Kiki D looks great in this colour (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh can’t share

May 25, 2010 11:30:50 Posted at May 25, 2010 11:30:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She hasn’t had to since the days of Spice. So it seems like she’s either forgotten or she never really learned how to in the first place. Check it out – Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria cohosted an LG event in LA last night. Eva is accustomed to working with ladies. She’s been on Desperate for a long time. Full Story

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Something for me?

May 25, 2010 10:15:11 Posted at May 25, 2010 10:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You hit up a flower shoppe yesterday in Los Feliz for some gift boxes with a friend while Alicja is back in Poland for the Polish Film Festival. But... couldn’t you have at least thrown on a tee shirt under there? Or a beater tank? I’m all for casual, and I certainly know that you, you live according to your own vibe, and I love you for it, but I’m having a hard time looking at you with the bare chest underneath the cardigan and that chain and then the track pants because this, this is not simply dirty clothes or grubby grunge. Full Story

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