Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 11:18:52 May 16, 2011 11:18:52

James Franco pays his respects in blood (Dlisted)

Gwen Stefani is FIT (The Superficial)

This is how Kanye thinks he can beat the Brange (Popeater)

Olivia Munn is very orange (Hollywood Tuna)

Chicken Fried very airbrushed (Pop Sugar)

Oh wow Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looks old here (Just Jared)

Jesus. Penelope Cruz. Look at this face. (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Hemsworth signs onto one of the 15 Snow White movies (Buzznet)

Eva Longoria naked and a horse? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney's weave goes to Little League (I'm Not Obsessed)

Producer after producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 10:53:39 May 16, 2011 10:53:39

He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores on the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Full Story

And here we are

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 10:22:31 May 16, 2011 10:22:31

Written by Duana The finale. I never thought I’d get so emotionally involved in a show I didn’t watch until two months ago… Previously, if you didn’t know, why are you here? Elena/Katherine doppelgangers, Elijah gives information to kill Klaus and he’ll finish the job, but then of course he doesn’t because he likes his family, Damon shoved some vampire blood into Elena, and Damon got bit by Tyler Lockwood. Full Story

Cory for the win!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 09:24:30 May 16, 2011 09:24:30

Cory Monteith has some down time now that production on Season 2 of Glee is complete. There's a tour this summer but before that, he's back at home in Vancouver, jamming with his band Bonnie Dune, and hitting up the Canucks game last night, always in Canucks gear, cheering on the home side to a victory in Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. Full Story

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Un-photogenic in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 08:32:39 May 16, 2011 08:32:39

Let's take a break from Cannes for a while and head over to Vegas, shall we? Charlie Hunnam hosted a party at Chateau at Paris (the hotel and casino) on Friday night. He's had his hair short for a while now, having just finished filming a movie during hiatus from Sons of Anarchy. It amazes me how un-photogenic he is in still photos, especially since, if you watch the show, I mean, Charlie, he's HOT. Full Story

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SJP in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 08:06:55 May 16, 2011 08:06:55

It was her first time at the Festival. This didn't seem possible. Sarah Jessica Parker was in Cannes with The Weinstein Company to do some advance promotion and sweet-talk some money people for her upcoming film I Don't Know How She Does It, based on the book of the same name. She told me she's never read a stronger screenplay. Full Story

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Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 07:03:49 May 16, 2011 07:03:49

For those of you who are new to the site, here's how it works on a junket: they put you in a waiting area, you are on rotation to interview the talent, you make your rounds from room to room until each one is checked off the list. You only move when summoned. There is an order about the process. At the Kung Fu Panda 2 junket last week, the attending talent included Dustin Hoffman, Jennifer Yuh Nelson, Jack Black, and Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Straw Dogs trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 06:39:49 May 16, 2011 06:39:49

Alexander Skarsgard is expected in Cannes for Lars von Trier's latest Melancholia with Kirsten Dunst. His girlfriend Kate Bosworth's name has appeared on virtually every tip-sheet for every party here so far. A tip-sheet is a list of celebrities that publicists send out in advance of an event to let you know who's attending. Full Story

Missing Jon Hamm in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 06:26:44 May 16, 2011 06:26:44

I'm sorry, I was so caught up with Johnny Depp and the Pirates 4 press day on Saturday I actually missed out on Jon Hamm. Are we fighting? No, we're not. Because I know I deserved to be yelled at. Sometimes they just stack so many things at the same time, you have to make a choice. And on our show, we had to shoot Johnny. Full Story

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Friday, May 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was all about the ladies for me yesterday in Cannes. I attended the New York TimesTalk panel discussion on women in film featuring Jessica Chastain (more on her later) and several others positing on female-driven opportunities and stories in production today.  Read Full Intro

Scott Speedman and a Programming Note

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 12:14:36 May 13, 2011 12:14:36

It's Friday night in Cannes and I have to get to an SJP event and then there's a party carpet we're waiting for access on and my thumbs are killing me from all this blackberry blogging. I know I still have my interview with Angelina Jolie to deliver and as soon as I get to a proper keyboard, I will put that down. Full Story

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