ERW's missing tooth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 14:04:18 September 9, 2011 14:04:18

Did you hear about this? TMZ reported the other day that Evan Rachel Wood went out to a party earlier this week in Paris and some dancing dude elbowed her in the mouth so hard her tooth came out. This has almost happened to me SO many times. Have you ever been to Caribana in Toronto? My smutty senses are not tingling about this one. Full Story

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Three for Three Naomi Watts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 13:34:40 September 9, 2011 13:34:40

Am punching myself in the face right now over Naomi Watts’s style amazingness in Deauville today. There was a photo call earlier in the day followed by a red carpet and then inside the gala she was honoured for her acting achievements. Last week I was punching myself in the face when she showed up in this dress Full Story

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Where will you be this weekend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 12:22:01 September 9, 2011 12:22:01

Check out Justin Timberlake in New York this afternoon. Looking good. Justin’s girlfriend Jessica Biel is currently in Toronto. Was spotted in her neighbourhood this morning and will likely hit the film festival party circuit at some point this weekend. You know, JT is all about being an Actor these days. Full Story

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And here we go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 10:19:31 September 9, 2011 10:19:31

This is Brad Pitt arriving at the Bell Lightbox earlier for his Moneyball press conference. Signing autographs, in fine form. The Game Face is on. There are already people sitting outside Roy Thomson Hall (RTH from now on) waiting for the Pitt-Clooney crazy train to pull in, to say nothing of the media frenzy. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 10:00:41 September 9, 2011 10:00:41


The Clooney and Pitt carpet photos will be posted tonight as soon as they’re available in addition to other carpet and pap shots from TIFF 2011. Please keep checking back for the latest. ALSO - photos and brief articles will be posted through the weekend so if you want to stay up to date on the festival, hit me up on Saturday and Sunday!

At first I thought Jenny McCarthy was Katie Price. Not a compliment. (The Superficial)

Goddamn Tom Brady. Why do you insist on murdering any lingering quiver I might have for you? (Dlisted)

Someone bends over for Iker. No, not me. (Kickette)

Thoughts on Elisha Cuthbert’s dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

SJP all leathered up. I like it. (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman’s child gets arty early (Just Jared)

Really cute dress on Olivia Munn (Popoholic)

How the House of DeSh-t airbrushed the sh-t out of Beyonce (Celebuzz)

A mess. Both of them. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Also a mess. All of her. (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth’s travel journal and her night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 09:13:14 September 9, 2011 09:13:14

Gwyneth Paltrow was at Fashion’s Night Out in London Thursday night continuing to pimp Coach. She does look great with that purse across her shoulder. But the image I’ve attached as the first in the series - this is her face as I imagine it if ever we were to meet. You are beneath me, I can barely keep my eyes open. Full Story

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John Travolta is no longer spray-painting his head

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 08:46:47 September 9, 2011 08:46:47

Check him out on the set of Oliver Stone’s The Savages in California. As you can see, the head is shaved. No spray! Remember when he used to spray a shadow to make it look like he had more? Or the plugs? No plugs. No shadow spray. Just John. And good! Right? Much more attractive here than he’s been for years. Full Story

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