Boyfriend/Girlfriend Open Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2011 07:25:45 January 19, 2011 07:25:45

A lot of you have been asking for a post about Kristen Stewart on the cover of Vogue February 2010. Stewart was shot for Vogue last year, and ended up being a single page feature instead of the front, bypassed in favour of Blake Lively, because Anna Wintour keeps trying to make that happen and Stewart wouldn’t talk hearts about her boyfriend. Full Story

January 19, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2011 07:08:52 January 19, 2011 07:08:52

Alana! Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you’re feeling better? Hey, I’ve hit the NyQuil before. It gives me freaky dreams so I know how you feel. Perhaps some Richard Armitage will do the trick. But those are fighting words. Richard Armitage as Mr John Thornton > Colin Firth as Mr Darcy? I think you’ve just kicked off an epic debate. Full Story

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Nicole Kidman has a new baby. Nicole Kidman however did not receive a BAFTA nomination. Well there’s a little blip in the Oscar campaign. The British Academy instead chose Noomi Rapace for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  Read Full Intro

Jon Hamm in the pool?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 14:01:02 January 18, 2011 14:01:02

I heard that Jon Hamm, his too-small bow tie, and Jennifer Westfeldt hit up the Chateau Marmont at some point after the Globes on Sunday night. And he jumped into the pool, underpants only. (Thanks N!) No one had the good sense to send me a blackberry photo. Sometimes it’s better to use your imagination. Full Story

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A Country Strong romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 13:25:21 January 18, 2011 13:25:21

Leighton Meester and Garrett Hedlund, the former #1 on my Five List, were apparently hooking up at one of the Globe afterparties. They met on the set of Country Strong, currently in theatres. They apparently hook up in the movie too. I still haven’t seen it. Full Story

Winona’s stripes and bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 12:22:30 January 18, 2011 12:22:30

Winona Ryder, Ron Howard, and Kevin James were in Berlin today to promote The Dilemma. Vince Vaughn is not with them. At least there are no pictures of him with them. And I’m pretty sure, at the movie’s photocall, I’d be able to find a picture or two if he was there. Probably didn’t want to travel as he and his wife just had a baby. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 10:54:58 January 18, 2011 10:54:58

Under the column of it’s None of My Goddamn Business, we’re discussing the new Kidman/Urban baby . And many of you have had questions about Ricky Gervais and why the f-ckin’ drama. So we’ll get that too, in addition to some of the lingering Globe style questions and the BAFTA nominations and looking ahead to the Oscar nominations next week. Full Story

Scarjo & Sandy meet up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 10:41:44 January 18, 2011 10:41:44

Sandra Bullock told Al Roker at the Globes on Sunday that: “I think there will be a collective sigh amongst women across the United States when I say (Ryan Reynolds is) not my lover. He’s just an amazing friend that I’ve had for 10 years… but I don’t get his loving after dark. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 10:24:53 January 18, 2011 10:24:53

Oh PLEASE. What can this twat direct besides where to put the crystals on her vagina? (The Superficial)

Ricky Gervais still hasn’t been murdered by Elisabeth Moss. (Dlisted)

Why Vince Vaughn’s new movie couldn’t sell (Popeater)

While Jennifer Aniston poses with teddy bears, her young costar wraps herself in a sheet (Hollywood Tuna)

Amanda Seyfried still hasn’t figured out he’s a douche (Pop Sugar)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s godparent lunch (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s champagne tits (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez’s Globe dress was an asshole. Her new song…is so much Try to be Britney (Celebuzz)

Hugh Jackman wants you to drink his iced tea (Pink Is The New Blog)

I would scream in terror if I opened my eyes and saw her face in the middle of the night (Go Fug Yourself)

Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 09:15:00 January 18, 2011 09:15:00

And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I work on an entertainment news show in Canada called etalk Full Story

Gwyneth, you look like sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2011 08:23:02 January 18, 2011 08:23:02

Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking ass. Goddamn, what is happening to her face? It’s blotchy, it looks burned, it’s gaunt, her hair is lank, she seems tired… Gwyneth is a lot of things, and she can look a lot of ways, but Gwyneth rarely, if ever, looks low classy. Full Story

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