She has friends?

May 25, 2010 07:00:17 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:00:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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May 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 25, 2010 06:45:40 Posted at May 25, 2010 06:45:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Cristina! Lori requested some Colin Farrell photos for you. He’s on his way. There are indeed new pictures perfectly timed. Look for the article later on today. Lori says you love him as much as I do. Well this love will be tested a little. Watch for it.  Full Story

Monday, May 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Oh Lost. Why did you go? HOW did you go? I’m like you, I spent all night trying to figure it out. I’ll spend as much time as I can today waiting for Doc Jensen’s recap, and I’ve already chatted online with Nikki Stafford  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

May 24, 2010 11:34:04 Posted at May 24, 2010 11:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a holiday in Canada today. Am calling it for the rest of the afternoon. Back tomorrow morning.

What you’ll miss most about Lost: Man Nipples? (Dlisted)

Goddamn Jennifer Aniston looks great in a bikini. And just to push it home, she had to tweak her nipples too (The Superficial)

Say “NO” to Cougars? Discuss (Popeater)

Heidi Montag just turned me off ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey in the morning (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson de-limps at the gym (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe the new McConaughey? (ASL)

Kate Hudson still looks flat in this sweater (INO)

Now it’s even harder to tell those Kardashians apart (Celebitchy)

Kiki D in a bikini: not Aniston but not bad at all (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cardigans and shoes

May 24, 2010 11:22:25 Posted at May 24, 2010 11:22:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a few days spent quivering bitches on the French Riviera, Ryan Gosling arrived back in LA on Saturday in a different but similar cardigan and his white shoes. The same shoes he wore to the party. The same shoes he wore at the photo call. Am jealous. I went to Cannes hauling 2 suitcases for wardrobe. Full Story

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Unbuttoned for court

May 24, 2010 09:42:33 Posted at May 24, 2010 09:42:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt with the buttons undone to expose some tittays for the paps. Full Story

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Javier celebrates with Pene and ma

May 24, 2010 09:23:42 Posted at May 24, 2010 09:23:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend work the carpet as she has ducked into the palais without fanfare, sitting beside ma in the theatre. Full Story

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Charlotte closes Cannes

May 24, 2010 08:45:00 Posted at May 24, 2010 08:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The antithesis of Kate Beckinsale, and perhaps the only bitch with a fighting chance at making a full body denim dress look presentable, this is the inimitable Charlotte Gainsbourg at the Cannes closing last night to present her latest The Tree, directed by Julie Bertuccelli. Last year Charlotte won Best Actress for her work in Antichrist. Full Story

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It’s her

May 24, 2010 07:21:51 Posted at May 24, 2010 07:21:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ten days ago I wrote about Elisabetta Canalis on Twitter. At the time it wasn’t slamdunk. Many of you totally bought it, others remained sceptical. Would George Clooney really allow his Italian Queen to participate in a medium he has on several occasions said that he abhors? It seemed unlikely. Full Story

Thoughts on Lost

May 24, 2010 07:13:14 Posted at May 24, 2010 07:13:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am not the expert. Not even close. I barely understand about the polar bears. And last night during a live chat on, I was clearly the token idiot they invited just to make sure that the really smart analysts had a f-cking moron to bounce off of. As noted, Doc Jensen at Entertainment Weekly and Nikki Stafford Full Story