Posh can’t share

May 25, 2010 11:30:50 Posted at May 25, 2010 11:30:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She hasn’t had to since the days of Spice. So it seems like she’s either forgotten or she never really learned how to in the first place. Check it out – Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria cohosted an LG event in LA last night. Eva is accustomed to working with ladies. She’s been on Desperate for a long time. Full Story

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Something for me?

May 25, 2010 10:15:11 Posted at May 25, 2010 10:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You hit up a flower shoppe yesterday in Los Feliz for some gift boxes with a friend while Alicja is back in Poland for the Polish Film Festival. But... couldn’t you have at least thrown on a tee shirt under there? Or a beater tank? I’m all for casual, and I certainly know that you, you live according to your own vibe, and I love you for it, but I’m having a hard time looking at you with the bare chest underneath the cardigan and that chain and then the track pants because this, this is not simply dirty clothes or grubby grunge. Full Story

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Chris Klein’s answer to Chris Klein

May 25, 2010 09:34:59 Posted at May 25, 2010 09:34:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Last week Chris Klein’s audition tape for Mamma Mia hit the internets and as I noted then (click here for a refresher), to me it was more offensive the namechecking than the assy singing. Full Story

Missing Jakey

May 25, 2010 08:10:31 Posted at May 25, 2010 08:10:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was all like: I have to work, Lainey, I don’t give a sh-t about your observational requests. Full Story

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No college for JailBait

May 25, 2010 07:46:02 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed on Dancing with the Lame Sh-ts. Full Story

Porny’s change pouch

May 25, 2010 07:14:08 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. Full Story

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She has friends?

May 25, 2010 07:00:17 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:00:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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May 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 25, 2010 06:45:40 Posted at May 25, 2010 06:45:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Cristina! Lori requested some Colin Farrell photos for you. He’s on his way. There are indeed new pictures perfectly timed. Look for the article later on today. Lori says you love him as much as I do. Well this love will be tested a little. Watch for it.  Full Story

Monday, May 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Oh Lost. Why did you go? HOW did you go? I’m like you, I spent all night trying to figure it out. I’ll spend as much time as I can today waiting for Doc Jensen’s recap, and I’ve already chatted online with Nikki Stafford  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

May 24, 2010 11:34:04 Posted at May 24, 2010 11:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a holiday in Canada today. Am calling it for the rest of the afternoon. Back tomorrow morning.

What you’ll miss most about Lost: Man Nipples? (Dlisted)

Goddamn Jennifer Aniston looks great in a bikini. And just to push it home, she had to tweak her nipples too (The Superficial)

Say “NO” to Cougars? Discuss (Popeater)

Heidi Montag just turned me off ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey in the morning (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson de-limps at the gym (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe the new McConaughey? (ASL)

Kate Hudson still looks flat in this sweater (INO)

Now it’s even harder to tell those Kardashians apart (Celebitchy)

Kiki D in a bikini: not Aniston but not bad at all (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cardigans and shoes

May 24, 2010 11:22:25 Posted at May 24, 2010 11:22:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a few days spent quivering bitches on the French Riviera, Ryan Gosling arrived back in LA on Saturday in a different but similar cardigan and his white shoes. The same shoes he wore to the party. The same shoes he wore at the photo call. Am jealous. I went to Cannes hauling 2 suitcases for wardrobe. Full Story

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