Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My Marion Cotillard is here in Cannes and was at the Chopard 150th anniversary party last night but the other night she had dinner with Lionel Richie and Chris Tucker. I really love it when famous people are friends with other famous people you don’t expect them to be friends with.  Read Full Intro

Yeah, the GMD would have looked good to me too

May 18, 2010 15:47:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 15:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story


May 18, 2010 13:39:12 Posted at May 18, 2010 13:39:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound that clicker over and over and over again. Full Story

Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast

May 18, 2010 12:48:48 Posted at May 18, 2010 12:48:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s attended several events this week, and every time she has new hair. Full Story

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Kate & Naomi: two black dresses

May 18, 2010 12:24:58 Posted at May 18, 2010 12:24:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet hoping so hard that it belongs to her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 18, 2010 12:01:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. More Lainey posts to follow but Tingles is logistically impossible for her at the moment. PS…got your notes about Steve Buscemi not being a marginal actor. I say to you this: If he isn’t, why does he keep doing Sandler flicks over and over again? - Jacek

Lilo to report to DUI progress hearing on Thursday (Dlisted)

Why am I finding her less annoying by the week? (The Superficial)

The ‘Hoff robbing the cradle (Popeater)

Love her hips. One of many features that have her in my 5 spot (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. Are they wearing undies? (Pop Sugar)

Oilers were out of the playoff race in December. Comrie’s got a head start on the off-season pudge (Just Jared)

Snap the head back? Who dispels gay rumours like that? (Towleroad)

Jenny McCarthy grabs a new piece of her own (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’ll take Westwick and Szohr over these two. Ouch! (Holy Moly! UK)

Lilo’s faux Lesbian lover for pub? (Cele|bitchy)

Dialogue not important

May 18, 2010 11:01:03 Posted at May 18, 2010 11:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no sense. So it doesn’t seem like they even tried. Full Story

We get it, you’re the star

May 18, 2010 10:22:10 Posted at May 18, 2010 10:22:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now it’s just funny. Now it’s just become pure entertainment. Every Monday, let’s watch Lea Michele TRY.It’s upfront season. TV people parade their wares. Yesterday at the Fox upfronts, the stars of Glee were trotted out in front of industry folks all in service of the fall season. As you can see, Glee only has one star. Full Story

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Crank at the Chopard party

May 18, 2010 09:31:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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Jakey’s getting closer

May 18, 2010 08:43:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 08:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s disappearing Vogue cover

May 18, 2010 08:36:03 Posted at May 18, 2010 08:36:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah A couple months ago Lainey broke the news that Kristen Stewart would be getting a solo Vogue cover. For a while, everything seemed to be going along nicely. There were discussions about photographers; Testino and Demarchelier were mentioned, and Demarchelier ended up photographing her. Full Story