Thursday, January 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Counting down to the Globes now. We will be liveblogging! Starting Sunday night at 7:30pm ET/4:30pm PT during the arrivals, I’ll be joined by Duana, Sarah, and Sasha, and we’ll go straight through to the final award.  Read Full Intro

Guy loves Colin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 14:32:55 January 13, 2011 14:32:55

Colin Firth received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. Of course his wife Livia was there with him. But also Guy Pearce who does a great job as dipsy Edward VIII in The King’s Speech. (Side note: Madonna is making a movie about Wallis Simpson. And I wonder if she’ll be whitewashing those alleged Nazi sympathies. Full Story

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Worst poster, worst title, worst trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 13:25:50 January 13, 2011 13:25:50

In September I posted this about Kate Hudson’s new movie A Little Bit of Heaven. Dumbass title came with a dumbass poster. Look at Gael Garcia Bernal’s nose. Why is her mouth open? Who responds to this sh-t? WHY does she keep making the same movies over and over and over again? If you thought that the poster was misleading and that the movie would be different, you were wrong. Full Story

Chloe Sevigny got ripped!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 12:40:39 January 13, 2011 12:40:39

Laura sent me this link today and it's become the best part of my day. She posited - is Cunnilingus the new Going Ugly? Sort of. Her words were more elegant. But the spirit is the same. Seems a lot of Oscar contenders this year have oral pleasure in common. Full Story

Hair tinsel & cankles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 12:11:00 January 13, 2011 12:11:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, what do you think of the current hair tinsel trend? Have you seen this? I first saw it on one of the Beverly Hills Housewives and thought it was a bit showy and tacky. Not for me. However, lately I've spotted it on some actual people in my town. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 11:40:00 January 13, 2011 11:40:00

Lainey’s off to a screening so I’m stepping in for Tingles. She will be back to write more and we have another piece of hers on the way. In the meantime…

Quick note: Thanks for your emails of “support” about the pics of Stephanie Seymour and her son last week. Glad you all agreed. My take on his recent rebuttal dismissing it because he’s openly gay: I wouldn’t be reaching around my dad’s waist to “accidentally” grab his right nut. Gay or not, it’s still wrong.


- Jacek


Brett Favre is officially doing everything he can to soil his legacy (The Superficial)

I can’t identity who the male is in this picture (Dlisted)

No misfortune for Gaga (Popeater)

Ivanka Trump making her boobies look bigger in Hello (Anorak UK)

I’ve always found Maria bland. No change here (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandy B and son in the snow (Pop Sugar)

Johnny covers EW as Jack (Just Jared)

HF Alba looking sleepy (Popoholic)

Britney snapped outside a dance studio (Celebuzz)

Natalie P takes the prize as the one on my Freebie 5 who is most likely to look like sh-t in an outfit on any given day (Go Fug Yourself)

Wishful Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 10:32:20 January 13, 2011 10:32:20

On December 15th, after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their split, I wrote the following: “What if however Justin were to bring Scarlett Johansson (to the Golden Globes)? Different ballgame, non? And Scarjo is single now. Full Story

Grammy poster boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 09:46:07 January 13, 2011 09:46:07

The early batch of Grammy Award performers was announced today. Lady Gaga, Cee-Lo Green, Miranda Lambert, Arcade Fire, Katy Perry, and… Eminem. Which I guess shouldn’t be a huge surprise. He is, after all, the Grammy poster boy this year. MusicIsLifeIsMusic. MTV Shows Full Story

GOOP is delayed, busy, and the bird

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 08:42:09 January 13, 2011 08:42:09

There’s a new GOOP newsletter today. It’s about how moms are so busy and so busy being moms. And she asks her important mom friends to talk about being busy being moms. Like Stella McCartney. Also some other woman. All three of them giving us a journal entry about what it was like being a busy mom on November 4th. Full Story

Investing in Taylor Lautner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 08:06:44 January 13, 2011 08:06:44

Written by Sarah Every day it seems Twilight’s Taylor Lautner is signing onto a new project and his salary just keeps escalating. Last year he signed on to a live-action Stretch Armstrong movie for a reported $7.5 million and this year he’s signed on to two more action flicks—one is Incarceron, a YA adaptation about a kid in a futuristic prison colony who escapes, and the other is an as-yet untitled spy thriller that’s described as Bourne meets Munich but appropriate for teen audiences—for eight figures each. Full Story