Kate & Naomi: two black dresses

May 18, 2010 12:24:58 Posted at May 18, 2010 12:24:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet hoping so hard that it belongs to her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 18, 2010 12:01:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. More Lainey posts to follow but Tingles is logistically impossible for her at the moment. PS…got your notes about Steve Buscemi not being a marginal actor. I say to you this: If he isn’t, why does he keep doing Sandler flicks over and over again? - Jacek

Lilo to report to DUI progress hearing on Thursday (Dlisted)

Why am I finding her less annoying by the week? (The Superficial)

The ‘Hoff robbing the cradle (Popeater)

Love her hips. One of many features that have her in my 5 spot (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. Are they wearing undies? (Pop Sugar)

Oilers were out of the playoff race in December. Comrie’s got a head start on the off-season pudge (Just Jared)

Snap the head back? Who dispels gay rumours like that? (Towleroad)

Jenny McCarthy grabs a new piece of her own (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’ll take Westwick and Szohr over these two. Ouch! (Holy Moly! UK)

Lilo’s faux Lesbian lover for pub? (Cele|bitchy)

Dialogue not important

May 18, 2010 11:01:03 Posted at May 18, 2010 11:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no sense. So it doesn’t seem like they even tried. Full Story

We get it, you’re the star

May 18, 2010 10:22:10 Posted at May 18, 2010 10:22:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now it’s just funny. Now it’s just become pure entertainment. Every Monday, let’s watch Lea Michele TRY.It’s upfront season. TV people parade their wares. Yesterday at the Fox upfronts, the stars of Glee were trotted out in front of industry folks all in service of the fall season. As you can see, Glee only has one star. Full Story

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Crank at the Chopard party

May 18, 2010 09:31:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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Jakey’s getting closer

May 18, 2010 08:43:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 08:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s disappearing Vogue cover

May 18, 2010 08:36:03 Posted at May 18, 2010 08:36:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah A couple months ago Lainey broke the news that Kristen Stewart would be getting a solo Vogue cover. For a while, everything seemed to be going along nicely. There were discussions about photographers; Testino and Demarchelier were mentioned, and Demarchelier ended up photographing her. Full Story

Sneaking in for Javier

May 18, 2010 07:58:22 Posted at May 18, 2010 07:58:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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LipGloss on the water & a half blind

May 18, 2010 07:27:07 Posted at May 18, 2010 07:27:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and the shoulder dip. Full Story

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Riviera Quiver

May 18, 2010 07:02:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this time of year, it fit her beautifully, and her little legs on top of those sick ass shoes were lovely. Full Story

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May 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 18, 2010 06:36:41 Posted at May 18, 2010 06:36:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Katie (a dedicated smut-hound) and John who were married on April 30th! Your friends at TBS hope St. Lucia was spectacular, and look forward to hearing all the details over bellinis! Good luck to Leanna as you train for your first half marathon to raise money in support of blood cancer research with Team in Training. Full Story