Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 11:29:31 October 19, 2010 11:29:31

See? Even Zach Galifianakis hates the Hangover sequel (The Superficial)

This has happened to Nicole Kidman before too. Coincidence or conspiracy? (Dlisted)

Lea Michele tries to be sexy. Wonder if she waxed. (Popeater)

Courteney Cox is on the prowl for young ass (OK Magazine)

Lola teaches you a new word: ZORSE! (Just Jared)

Rehearsals begin for Breaking Dawn (Pop Sugar)

This senator is VERY well dressed (Towleroad)

I don’t like Kristen Stewart’s makeup last night (Celebuzz)

Am wondering if Lolita P waxed too (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls say Anna Kendrick is dressing like KStew (Go Fug Yourself)

Movie Drake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 10:53:41 October 19, 2010 10:53:41

I wrote the other day that, being Canadian, it's a professional obligation to care about Justin Bieber. He's one of the biggest entertainers on the planet, whether you agree with that or not. Drake is also one of the biggest entertainers on the planet, also Canadian, also a professional obligation, but not nearly as cloying. Full Story

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Back in Barcelona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 09:32:51 October 19, 2010 09:32:51

Scarlett Johansson was spotted shopping in Barcelona yesterday. I say back in Barcelona because when I think Scarjo and Barcelona, of course I think Vicky Christina Barcelona, a movie I really, really liked. Anyway, she’s believed to be in town doing some work for Mango. She looks great. Great, great body. Full Story

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Matt’s with Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 08:11:03 October 19, 2010 08:11:03

Was Chris Martin with Gwyneth Paltrow last night? Didn’t see photos of him. If he was there he was hiding so probably not. They insist on not rolling like that, remember? With Kate Hudson though it’s the complete opposite. Kate likes her man around at all time, even if he ends up getting slung later on. Full Story

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Jakey & My G reunited!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 07:48:35 October 19, 2010 07:48:35

Gwyneth Paltrow was honoured last night at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute. Every woman who was recognised had a special person present to them. For Kate Hudson it was mom Goldie Hawn. For Diane Kruger it was Quentin Tarantino. For Hilary Swank it was Sam Rockwell. For my G it was Jakey G. See? Everyone loves my G. Full Story

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One more month

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 07:17:01 October 19, 2010 07:17:01

Today is October 19. So we’re exactly a month away. In exactly a month Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 hits theatres. Finally. And not in 3-D. Well good. I don’t give a sh-t that it’s not in 3-D. It’s never been about the D or the E or the F or any of that sh-t for me anyway. Full Story

Monday, October 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I’d rather be staring at pictures of Pitt Porn. But there’s an International Incident on our hands. Involving Justin Bieber and an alleged assault that may or may not be cash money motivated. Um, at laser tag. So I spent the weekend chasing the story for etalk, and this will continue today, as reporters from around the world have arrived in Vancouver to cover it, and more are expected, leading up to Bieber’s show here tomorrow.  Read Full Intro

Bless you, Julie Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2010 16:13:00 October 18, 2010 16:13:00

Duana just perked up. Why are we blessing her? For turning 21, having a party in Vegas, and wearing the most demure dress that Vegas has probably ever seen. I love Aimee Teegarden for this so f-cking much. Most of these twats, when they host a party there, it’s an excuse to get their tits up and advertise the fact that they’re wearing no panties. Full Story

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Genderbending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2010 13:42:00 October 18, 2010 13:42:00

Written by Sasha Genderbending, Androgynous, Men’s Inspired, whatever you want to call it, it’s obviously a big trend these days. Some people can pull the look off flawlessly but I’ve yet to fully embrace it because I’m still not sure how I feel about looking like I may or may not have a dick. Full Story

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