No Olivier, No Oprah... yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 10:15:00 December 1, 2010 10:15:00

Halle Berry did not work the carpet last night at the Frankie & Alice LA premiere with Olivier Martinez. This is now serious campaign season. And as previously reported, Halle has been hustling for one, hard, accelerating the release schedule for eligibility and enthusiastically working the circuit. Full Story

Porny plays the Doctor Game & Sailor Suits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 09:15:45 December 1, 2010 09:15:45

My Porny Simpson’s engagement was the top story for, oh, maybe 5 minutes. Then Prince William came along and shot her ass off the front page. Swifty and Jakey kept her off too. Now the Brange is dominating the spotlight to sell their new projects... So what does a Porny do? Well, she has to fight for scraps, take whatever she can, talk to whoever will listen. Full Story

Approve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 08:30:42 December 1, 2010 08:30:42

Leighton Meester presented with Anthony Mackie at the Gothams the other night. As mentioned many times already, I love Anthony Mackie. He’s hot. And Leighton would do well to trade up. Page Six mentioned that the two were rather flirty that night, “pinching each other” up on stage, and he had his arm around her waist at their table. Full Story

Woah!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 07:15:29 December 1, 2010 07:15:29

Check out the new cover of Us Weekly. This is the first front on, clear shot of Swifty and Jakey together since they’ve been together, held back by the photo agency for maximum value... and it looks like the right move too – a cover photo can command upwards of $25K, if it’s the right one. Full Story

In defense of...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 06:55:32 December 1, 2010 06:55:32

Written by Duana ...Rachel ANYONE. This week Glee makes the cardinal sin of starting on the adults, and not even Sue, whom I find generally distracting from the show, but at least mildly entertaining on occasion. But it’s okay, because they quickly inform us that this is going to be the ‘deal with the gripes of the audience’ episode. Full Story

The best 7 minutes of today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 06:30:47 December 1, 2010 06:30:47

I’ve only been up for a couple of hours and already it feels like it’ll be a slog. But these are the times you need Mimi. Many of you emailed yesterday about the Mimi double amazingness post – her appearance(s) on the Home Shopping Network and the vocal throwdown with her ma. Click here Full Story

December 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 06:19:47 December 1, 2010 06:19:47

Happy Birthday Morgie!!! We hope you have an amazing day and we can't wait to celebrate with you at Christmas!! Arff, Arff!! And for those of you who’ve asked about Sasha, my cousin’s son, who was Rafael Nadal for Halloween last year – this year he was a monkey (in red chucks), she’s only just sent me the photos. Full Story

Posh is the most natural

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 14:30:03 November 30, 2010 14:30:03

Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks straight up NATURAL. Full Story