Drew the Director

May 20, 2010 12:47:46 Posted at May 20, 2010 12:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I think I like Drew the Producer more than Drew the Actress. As an actress, it isn’t that Drew Barrymore lacks talent, it’s that more often than not, her personality overshadows everything else and I feel like I’m watching Drew playing herself in various scenarios. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 20, 2010 11:39:55 Posted at May 20, 2010 11:39:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles once again. More Lainey stuff to follow. – Jacek

Warrant issued for Lilo’s arrest (The Superficial)

Courtney love is as sexy as a wet fart and is talking about it (Dlisted)

Crub to film in NYC…watch if you’ve never seen it (Popeater)

I’d do this all day if I had boobs. Would get nothing done (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze does Hong Kong (Just Jared)

RPatz sighting! RPatz sighting! (Pop Sugar)

Scarjo gets a new sister (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

If not for all the plastic and silicone I’d hit it if she didn’t speak (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My #1 H8f-uck looking hot (Popoholic)

Banks dress fail. I’m not in these girls’ demographic, but they’re a fun read (Go Fug Yourself)

Single in Cannes

May 20, 2010 10:24:51 Posted at May 20, 2010 10:24:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Great timing. After word broke yesterday that Dominic Cooper was up to no good with that skint.ass.scag Lindsay Lohan on Tuesday night, Us Weekly has confirmed that he and Amanda Seyfried are on a “break”. Full Story

Ryan at the party and the pavilion

May 20, 2010 09:44:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 09:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night Ryan Gosling hit up the Art of Elysium party in the same cardigan he wore 2 nights ago to another event on some yacht. He packed light. I really love this. This afternoon Ryan was at the American Pavilion participating on a panel discussion with Michelle Williams and Derek their director. Full Story

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Hey Judge - she looks worried

May 20, 2010 08:41:36 Posted at May 20, 2010 08:41:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she look at the photos? You f-cking dumbass. Full Story

GMD & Son

May 20, 2010 08:23:36 Posted at May 20, 2010 08:23:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Connor Cruise, 15, accompanied his father to the Laker game last night, sitting courtside with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Connor is pursuing an acting career, has a small part in the upcoming Red Dawn. All of a sudden he’s like a full blown adult. Remember how young he looked when the GMD married Robo? And now a proper young man, very handsome, and taller than dad without having to wear wedge heels. Full Story

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Ladycrushing on Naomi Watts

May 20, 2010 08:15:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah There are so many reasons to like Naomi Watts. She is capable of being one of the most glamorous women on any red carpet, but she understands when it isn’t her show and she doesn’t steal the spotlight. I can’t tell you her kids’ names, nor could I pick them out of a lineup. Full Story

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Spns’d Tingles: More His & Her Showcase

May 20, 2010 08:03:26 Posted at May 20, 2010 08:03:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Showcase’s His & Hers blockbusters continue this week on Action and Showcase Diva. There are titles for “him,” titles for "her" and titles couples can watch together. This week it’s Fool’s Gold – May 22 at 9pm on Showcase Diva and The Simpsons Movie – May 23 at 9pm on Action. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

May 20, 2010 07:33:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 07:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Calling all starlets

May 20, 2010 06:56:19 Posted at May 20, 2010 06:56:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And they’re all calling their agents. Because Megan Fox has given them all a gift. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Fox will not be a part of Transformers 3. Nikki Finke at Deadline first broke the story yesterday – that Michael Bay had had enough of Fox’s sh-ttalking and dumped her plastic ass from the third film, due in theatres July 2011. Full Story

May 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 20, 2010 06:36:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Pam. I received your Mr Darcy postcard from Bath and hope you are surviving the 429km hike along the Pennine Way. If I wasn't an atheist, I'd be praying for you. Kelly (photos of Colin Firth were requested as encouragement). To Pam in Toronto from Jen in Paris – Happy Birthday! Am told you love Eurotrash. Full Story