Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 11:16:18 June 7, 2011 11:16:18

Someone else agrees with me. January Jones is beige (The Superficial)

I can’t tell them apart and I can’t tell their nipples apart (Dlisted)

Katie Couric vs Judge Judy! (Popeater)

Rosie Huntington Whitely is going everywhere Megan Fox used to go (Hollywood Tuna)

I should have known that Cameron Diaz could not de-cling so quickly.
(Pop Sugar)

When Carey Mulligan wears it, it’s cute and quirky but picture this on Jennifer Garner (Just Jared)

Black cut out dresses are all over the place (Popoholic)

Compare these shots of Scarlett Johansson to the ones I posted earlier (Celebuzz)

Gwen Stefani will no longer go solo. Thoughts? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Someone emailed me earlier wondering if one of the Olsen’s had changed her nose. Can you see it?
(Go Fug Yourself)

Customer service vs Calories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 10:15:00 June 7, 2011 10:15:00

You hear about this restaurant drama involving Gordon Ramsay and “Lady Victoria”? (That’s what he calls her.) There’s a place called Gjelina in Venice. Angelina Jolie goes there, Lindsay Lohan, Kristen Stewart, a LOT of celebrities have been spotted there and this is where Ramsay took Victoria Beckham out for dinner the other night. Full Story

Thelma & Louise 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 09:26:20 June 7, 2011 09:26:20

It’s the 20th anniversary of the movie this year. Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon are supposed to be doing some kind of Vanity Fair cover to celebrate it. No word on whether or not Harvey Keitel and Brad Pitt will participate. I hope so re: Pitt. After all, it did launch his career. So the CMT Music Awards are happening tomorrow. Full Story

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Bradley, Zoe, and Olivia on the way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 08:36:21 June 7, 2011 08:36:21

Bradley Cooper is in Montreal. He was photographed this morning with co-star Zoe Saldana rehearsing scenes for their new movie The Words. He plays a writer who steals material and has to face the revenge. Other cast members include Jeremy Irons, Dennis Quaid, Ben Barnes, John Hannah, JK Simmons and, just announced, Coop’s recent hook-up Olivia Wilde. Full Story

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Scarlett Johansson: the Sean Penn effect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 07:54:33 June 7, 2011 07:54:33

Some lovers are good for you. At least aesthetically, right? This is what I always used to say about Jude Law and Sienna Miller. They were at their physical bests when they were together. Emotionally...well... debatable. But this is a gossip blog. Fashion not function, and superficial always. On this note then. Full Story

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Rafa goes to Disneyland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 07:32:00 June 7, 2011 07:32:00

Woke my ass up at 6am on Sunday for the French Open final. Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer – there really aren’t too many of these opportunities left. It was beauty for three sets, non? And what’s even better is that they can bring that out in each other without hating each other. There is a lot of genuine and mutual respect and admiration shared between Rafa and Roger. Full Story

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MGM has money now!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 06:57:00 June 7, 2011 06:57:00

Written by Sarah Well, sorta. When I wrote about The Hobbit’s curse last October, I mentioned MGM’s money woes. At the time, they were on the brink of bankruptcy, unable to finance anything and struggling to hold onto their most valuable properties. Full Story

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Did you just watch TV the whole time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 06:38:39 June 7, 2011 06:38:39

Matt Damon attended the 6th Annual Made in NY Awards at Gracie Mansion last night. Matt, of course, famously, is from Boston. Last night, Boston destroyed the Vancouver Canucks in Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final. Totally embarrassing. The Canucks were completely undressed. I wonder if Matt arrived, posed for photos, and then went off to find a television. Full Story

June 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 06:20:33 June 7, 2011 06:20:33

For Jayson A who is participating in the Triumph Inspiration Award Bra Competition and representing Canada in Berlin - Amanda is so proud of you and your work. I just checked out the event link here Full Story

Monday, June 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I was intending to give the MTV Movie Awards the regular event treatment today – at least a dozen posts, best and worst categorising, heavy coverage – but the show was so sh-t, I’ve lost my inclination. It’s not just that it was bad.  Read Full Intro

Shelfy rides Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 12:28:44 June 6, 2011 12:28:44

His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed out for a ride on the back of Gerard Butler’s bike. Full Story

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