So you can’t wait a couple months?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 09:35:15 March 17, 2011 09:35:15

Reese Witherspoon is getting married a week Saturday. Radar is reporting that the wedding will take place at her ranch in Ojai on March 26. Supposedly she’ll be wearing Monique L’hullier. It’s expected to be a small, intimate affair. Full Story

Bitter fashion bitch needs to Sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 08:19:00 March 17, 2011 08:19:00

I posted a photo of myself on Twitter earlier from my “royal wedding attire” shoot with Hilary Alexander at Selfridges. She styled me in a Matthew Williamson dress that many of you have been asking me to identify. That exquisite hat, however, is from her own personal collection. She said she wants me to wear it on Royal Wedding Day while reporting on the event. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin + Twilight C-List: it’s over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 07:32:16 March 17, 2011 07:32:16

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

Rihanna for dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 07:06:01 March 17, 2011 07:06:01

I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. First they met on a talk show in the UK. That allegedly progressed to aggressive texting on her part. Last night they were both at a restaurant in Santa Monica. They were photographed leaving separately but were supposedly dining together inside. OMG they’re totally f-cking. Full Story

March 17, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 06:37:05 March 17, 2011 06:37:05

To Tracy from Chrissy – congratulations on your new job in Vancouver! And for Holly and Chloe – I’m so so SO sorry to hear about Jessie who saw you through everything, the heartache, the high notes, essentially most of your life. Of course you’re heartbroken. Anyone would be. Full Story

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So I had some haggis last night. You people who can’t get into it, with palate limitations, who will email with the inevitable “ew, that’s gross”, well, in the mildest way possible, because of course we can’t all love the same things, but you’re depriving yourselves.  Read Full Intro

Mature in acid wash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2011 13:58:12 March 16, 2011 13:58:12

Few can. But she can. Check out Sienna Miller in skinny acid wash - there's a name for it right now but am writing on an airplane and can't google - after a performance of Flare Path last night in London. I mean I see her in these jeans and not only am I not offended, I'm actually really feeling the way she looks in them. Full Story

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Bateman on Bieber and the Bluths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2011 12:47:04 March 16, 2011 12:47:04

Here’s Jason Bateman at the premiere of Paul the other night. Love him so much. While promoting Paul however he was asked by MTV about – what we all want to know! – Arrested Development, the movie. Jason recently met with Mitch Hurwitz who told him he’s working intensely on it, and that a script should be done by the end of the year, at least, and the ideas are amazing, and it’s looking promising. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2011 12:30:27 March 16, 2011 12:30:27

Hi Gossips,

Lainey’s just getting into London. Posting a couple more pieces after Tingles (one written on her Blackberry). She’s also tweeting throughout the trip at www.twitter.com/laineygossip. – Jacek


GMD’s favourite treats! (Dlisted)

The Situation DEFINING fontrum (The Superficial)

Like mother like daughter – sad (Popeater)

Age-defying hottie (Hollywood Tuna)

Liking Minka even more now (Pop Sugar)

I’d laugh but I take Barney for pees in my slippers in the back lane, so I get it (Just Jared)

Jodie the contrarian. Maybe she thinks puppies are evil too (Cele|bitchy)

I’d call this a downgrade, no? Or is it? (Celebuzz)

Best real titties making the blog rounds nowadays (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Joe Jonas blue steel (Pink Is The New Blog)

Karma bones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2011 11:38:54 March 16, 2011 11:38:54

New photos surfaced this week of a very, very, very skinny LeAnn Rimes out somewhere with Eddie Cibrian. See for yourself. The legs speak for themselves. Like Victoria Beckham wants these legs. Which means they’re probably not the sturdiest legs in the world. LeAnn, who is a prolific tweeter and, if you ask me, uses it improperly (“ha ha, you’re so right”, or, “thanks for the love”, or “omg that’s so funny” is for text message, not Twitter), is trying to front like she’s totally fine, insisting that she does indeed eat, posting photos of her breakfast, and claiming that she’s healthy. Full Story

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