Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 21:16:16 October 25, 2011 21:16:16
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Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 20:13:16 October 25, 2011 20:13:16

Sasha’s words for someone whose dad is bad news over in LifeStyle.

In 6 months Lindsay Lohan will be faking a marriage too (The Superficial)

There’s a character in The Marriage Plot that reminded me of James Franco. Not sleeping isn’t something to be proud of. And look at the assy results. (Dlisted)


Not a great dress on Uma Thurman (Hollywood Tuna)

Will you eat a Wahlburger? (Pop Sugar)

Oh my God Freida Pinto is gorgeous (Just Jared)

F-ck I wish I could wear a dress with this deep of a V (Popoholic)

Is this your Nick Carraway? (Celebuzz)

What boy band made Chris Martin think he was gay? (Towleroad)

Agree: really don’t like those shoes with Emma Stone’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Why Aren’t You Watching? Part Two: When

Duana Posted by Duana at October 25, 2011 20:05:48 October 25, 2011 20:05:48
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Which personalities did you try on before you ‘settled’ on the one you have now?  Were you the anxious do-gooder?  Did you feel like you were always behind on everything?   Were you anxious because you felt too cool for the group you were in, but didn’t know where else to go? I’ve been all these people and several more, including the person who couldn’t possibly stop dropping pop culture references, no matter how inane or having nothing to do with the conversation at hand. Full Story

He’s ok that he’s not what she wanted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 18:48:40 October 25, 2011 18:48:40
PPNY/GSNY /Splash News

Blake Lively is back in New York after spending Ryan Reynolds’s birthday weekend with him in Boston. Here she is working on Gossip Girl with ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley. Blake moved beyond Penn. She waited patiently, killing time with Leonardo DiCaprio, until Ryan Reynolds, the main target, became available and finally agreed to check her out. Full Story

Where are your reviews?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 17:48:20 October 25, 2011 17:48:20
PCN, Flynet

Justin Timberlake was spotted leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday presumably there to promote IN TIME, opening on Friday. I’m also attaching photos of him out and about over the weekend. Most of the movies premiering this weekend have been reviewed. The IN TIME reviews have yet to be published, possibly embargoed until at least tomorrow. Full Story

Carey’s there every year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 16:29:34 October 25, 2011 16:29:34
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First - I am all over what she’s wearing and how she’s wearing it and her eye makeup and her hair and those delicate, beautifully designed straps on that dress... love it all, and HER most, so much. Anyway, does it feel to you like she’s at this event, the Hollywood film awards, every year? It felt that way to me last night when I was looking through the photos. Full Story

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Selena & Justin adopt...and then he goes off with the boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 15:32:27 October 25, 2011 15:32:27
Splash News, WENN

Sound about right? They weren’t just 69’ing at the hockey game in Winnipeg. While there, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber hit up the animal shelter. They fell in love with a 10 week old husky mix. She called him Baylor. They took Baylor home. He’s their baby. Until they break up. Then what?Don’t talk of such things. Full Story

Why Aren’t You Watching? Part 1: WHO

Duana Posted by Duana at October 25, 2011 14:58:51 October 25, 2011 14:58:51
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The news is that Aisha Tyler has been tapped to be the new cohost on “The Talk”. This is a show I’ve never seen.   I’ve heard the controversy about it, I’m aware of the exit of Xenu lovers and others.   I cannot speak at all to whether or not this show has a chance now of being a quality program. Full Story

Wife confronts colleague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 14:53:29 October 25, 2011 14:53:29

A popular married television personality who’s also a chronic cheater had an affair a few years ago with a woman (also married with kids) who’s now become his colleague. The colleague ran into his wife recently. The wife decided they would have a little conversation. There were no pleasantries. The wife pretty much opened with - who did you have to f-ck to get this new position? How many people have you f-cked to get to where you are now? The colleague, obviously mortified, as they’re actually in a place crawling with parents and children, frequented by their own children, tried to be civil, tried to downplay the hostilities. Full Story

No George without Stacy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 14:04:43 October 25, 2011 14:04:43
Alberto E. Rodriguez, John Shearer/ Getty Images

You only get a Hollywood Film Award if you agree to show up. And every year, the Hollywood Film Awards showcases some of the most heavily favoured award season candidates. So, as noted by Deadline, it’s amazing it’s not yet televised. It’s actually a really fun event. Full Story

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