Smutty Tingles

May 12, 2010 11:27:23 Posted at May 12, 2010 11:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi Cheese dresses like Octo Mom (Dlisted

What happens when a proper costume designer dresses Porny Jessica Simpson (The Superficial)

Woah. Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton. Look. It’s good. (Popeater)

This woman gets photographed so often and I still don’t know who she is (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty O + True Blood for Immortal (Just Jared)

Twi-Hards have broken down every second of this clip (Pop Sugar)

Jane Lynch + puppies = Jumpy Claps! (Towleroad)

Why does everything she does feel so tired these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

New Directions vs Newsweek! And me too! (E! Online)

Mickey Rourke keeps cheating on her, and she keeps taking it (Cele|bitchy)

Jim Carrey moves on

May 12, 2010 10:28:47 Posted at May 12, 2010 10:28:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Full Story

She should be a Sandler regular

May 12, 2010 09:33:00 Posted at May 12, 2010 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Here’s Brooklyn Decker in Maui while filming Just Go With It. Ggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggg ggggggggggg gggggggggggg ggggg Huh? Wha? Oh! Yes. Brooklyn Decker… in Maui …. Just Go With It. Glistening, shimmering, tear drop. Full Story

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Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

May 12, 2010 07:40:25 Posted at May 12, 2010 07:40:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

A weak Black Widow

May 12, 2010 07:24:00 Posted at May 12, 2010 07:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn that's ripe. This is Scarlett Johansson at the gym in Hollywood working out her Black Widow body. Did you see Iron Man 2? I loved Iron Man 2. Not as much as Iron Man but I enjoyed almost every second. Except for the seconds with Scarjo. She's not the only problem with the film. For starters, at times, it dissolves into pure silliness, even for a superhero movie. Full Story

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Professional criteria

May 12, 2010 06:59:05 Posted at May 12, 2010 06:59:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We're into week 3 now, non? Location, location, location. Full Story

Something for him, both things for me

May 12, 2010 06:45:32 Posted at May 12, 2010 06:45:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety is reporting that Marion Cotillard and Colin Farrell are confirmed to work on David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Something about a money dude who loses all his money in one day and Marion plays his wife. Please. It could be Dear John, I'll still go see it. Because of course as you know Colin is mine. Full Story

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Lea Michele has a Twitter. And on her Twitter – click here to see - she publicly apologised to Patrick McMullan for her Sit DOWN incident from last week during which, when the famed photographer asked her for her name because, naturally, he didn’t know it, she told him “Sarah Palin” and “Taylor Swift” receiving a F-CK YOU from him as he stalked away.  Read Full Intro

They all can’t be Helen Mirren

May 11, 2010 14:03:08 Posted at May 11, 2010 14:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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A united front

May 11, 2010 13:02:16 Posted at May 11, 2010 13:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and moves ahead. Full Story