SJP has a Russian fangirl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 10:42:18 August 31, 2011 10:42:18

Who is actually a male security guard. Did you hear about this? Sarah Jessica Parker was in Moscow earlier this week promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It. Oleg was a security guard on duty at the event. Instead of protecting her, Oleg decided to RIP OPEN HIS SHIRT and lunge towards her for a kiss. Full Story

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What a boss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 09:46:00 August 31, 2011 09:46:00

How awesome is the sight of George Clooney arriving on a boat? Look at this. Who does it better than this? Who owns the world better than this? (Maybe Brad Pitt, but it would be a bloody battle.) This is George Clooney, all boss, cranking up the handsome, arriving at the Venice Film Festival today for The Ides of March photo call with co-writer Grant Heslov and co-stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei, and Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

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How Madonna works out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 09:03:00 August 31, 2011 09:03:00

Madonna is still on holiday in the South of France with her family and her boyfriend. She was photographed on Monday working out with a trainer fully clothed, like right up to the wrists and ankles. For maximum sweat? Kinda like how a wrestler drops weight? I couldn’t. I can’t even run outside in the summer after 8am. Full Story

She’s so great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 08:17:00 August 31, 2011 08:17:00

Written by Duana Everyone knows one of those girls. “She’s so great, right?” We say this to our friends, our partners. Maybe on a calm Sunday morning over coffee you even spill her story to your mom. She’s fantastic, she’s wonderful. Full Story

Man of Steel suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 07:43:44 August 31, 2011 07:43:44

Last week we saw the red cape - click here for a refresher. Yesterday in Plano, Illinois, now being shot as Smallville, the suit revealed itself, and tightly, on the body of Henry Cavill. I’ve already said that it doesn’t do it for me seeing men in underwear and leotard with their bulges on display. Full Story

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It’s not just Charlie…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 07:13:00 August 31, 2011 07:13:00

The Sons of Anarchy Season 4 premiere happened last night in Hollywood. As I’ve been saying, seemingly on repeat, the new season begins next Tuesday on F/X. You ready? Not surprisingly, because he’s having his picture taken, Charlie Hunnam looks like sh-t. So I get it. I get it for those of you who don’t watch Sons of Anarchy, or who’ve never watched his work, why you might be cocking your eye at me like I’m a crazy bitch for insisting he’s hot. Full Story

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August 31, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 06:40:01 August 31, 2011 06:40:01

Happy Birthday Jasmin! Did you hear about Vancouver? We just lost top spot after 10 years. So maybe that bigging up of our city wasn’t working so well!?! Here’s Ryan Reynolds with his hands by request. This is a new ad for M&S with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. And for Lydia - Happy belated 27th Birthday! Danielle requested for you some David Beckham. Full Story

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dear Gossips,

What do you think of David Arquette appearing on Dancing With The Sh-ts? He and Courteney Cox haven’t officially divorced. And they’re still close, they see each other very often, maintain a solid relationship. Does that mean she has to be in the audience to support him? In the audience of a reality show? For shame.  Read Full Intro

Cameron 39

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 11:54:03 August 30, 2011 11:54:03

Cameron Diaz is 39 years old today. She’s currently working on What To Expect When You’re Expecting. The other day it was a scene without a fake bump, her hair curly, in a robe, and a pair of dance shoes. Those are dance shoes, right? It’s not exactly a kitten heel but it reminded me of when everyone was wearing those kitten heels, even she was wearing that kitten heel… 10 years ago. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 11:08:00 August 30, 2011 11:08:00

I’m at a shoot today and tomorrow that’s taking up a lot of my time which is why the site in the afternoon might be a bit light. Have been trying to get up super early to get through some content but there may be still an interruption to your gossip schedule. Should be fully back to normal on Thursday when I get home to Vancouver. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience and thanks for your understanding. Also, I still miss Beyonce’s fetus.

Lindsay Lohan you desperate stupid bitch (The Superficial)

Becks is judging the fat guy (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes continues to pattern herself after the first wife (Amy Grindhouse)

Even when it’s blurry, Bar’s ass is ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson in a bikini after baby! And guess what colour? (Popsugar)

Jakey’s exes are hugging (Just Jared)

Cheryl Cole emerges! (Popoholic)

If you still care about Glee, here’s a sneak peek (Celebuzz)

Wishful thinking, or did no one care about her at the VMAs? (The Blemish)

Zoe Saldana…her shoes…again (Go Fug Yourself)

Mutant Actor Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 10:14:26 August 30, 2011 10:14:26

Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about having to rely on friends to look after them - they are very well looked after with many activities to occupy their day including ball chases, trip to the well, and hikes - it’s also the fact we always return to two little resentful bastards that hold it against you for several days afterwards. Full Story

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