Reese is finally dating someone that makes sense

May 10, 2010 13:13:00 Posted at May 10, 2010 13:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah It’s a problem with her. She makes weird relationship choices. Some actresses have bad taste in clothes, others party too hard. Reese is one of those that insist on dating the wrong men. It’s not that she has bad taste—she was with Jake Gyllenhaal, after all—it’s more that she goes for the wrong type all together. Full Story

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Meet Sarah

May 10, 2010 13:03:22 Posted at May 10, 2010 13:03:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We leave tomorrow night for Cannes working for etalk, flying overnight to Frankfurt, then a tight connection to Nice, then a car ride to Cannes hopefully arriving at noon at which point we need to get our apartment, rush to secure our credentials, shoot an interview with Alan Doyle, and then get to the carpet for the opening gala which is Robin Hood. Full Story

Are you staying?

May 10, 2010 11:58:05 Posted at May 10, 2010 11:58:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, after spending a few loved up days in Paris last week, arrived in Nice today for some kind of Chanel party in Cannes. And of course the festival begins in 2 days. Will they stay? The outlook is good. Diane is a Cannes favourite. They've enjoyed it there several times before, most recently last year for Inglourious Basterds. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 10, 2010 11:08:00 Posted at May 10, 2010 11:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joaquin Phoenix is such an artist he’d even let someone sh-t on him (Dlisted)

You look at Gaga’s hoohoo. I’m looking at her abs (The Superficial)

An old blowhard hates on Justin Bieber. Will soon receive death threats (Popeater)

How is this supposed to cheer the troops??? (Hollywood Tuna)

The strangest combination of actors make a watch commercial (Just Jared)

Sandra Bullock: Mothers Day in New Orleans with Louis (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and that gorgeous baby on Mother’s Day (ASL)

More nameless hot ass on Entourage (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

They were born yesterday. Now they’re engaged. (INO)

After the party… Betty White hit the hotel lobby! (Cele|bitchy)

Fresh-faced B

May 10, 2010 09:40:24 Posted at May 10, 2010 09:40:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot more enjoyable. The video features B showing off her sick body and being mad and coquettish at the same time and wearing a LOT of makeup. Full Story

Russian Polish Drama

May 10, 2010 08:33:58 Posted at May 10, 2010 08:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Full Story

Jakey was perfect

May 10, 2010 08:22:18 Posted at May 10, 2010 08:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In London yesterday for the big splash premiere of Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was at his best – no pants issues, so handsome, loose and relaxed, the most winning smile, and the 15 year old in me totally wants to be his girlfriend at the sight of these shots of him holding Gemma Arterton’s hand and teasing her privately, making her giggle. Full Story

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Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

May 10, 2010 07:46:16 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story

The GMD: his bff is laughing too

May 10, 2010 07:07:31 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:07:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

Would The Mighty approve?

May 10, 2010 06:51:06 Posted at May 10, 2010 06:51:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member of the Hollywood Stupid Generation, right? Well. Full Story

May 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 10, 2010 06:46:24 Posted at May 10, 2010 06:46:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelby! Congratulations on the Wildflower half-iron triathlon last weekend to raise money for cancer research and good luck at the Brooklyn half on May 22nd with Joan who says you are the best, most awesome, brave, honest, faithful, and dearest friend of 17 years. Need a lift? No new photos of Colin Farrell but this video has always been a go-to for me on sh-tty days. Full Story