Emma gets a star

August 6, 2010 13:54:23 Posted at August 6, 2010 13:54:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you don’t love Emma Thompson, we’re not only fighting, we are fighting to the death. Emma Thompson received her star today on the Walk of Fame. Maggie Gyllenhaal, her co-star in Nanny McPhee and her old schoolmate Hugh Laurie were on hand to celebrate with her. Look at her. She is game for every occasion. Full Story

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Sarah Polley at work

August 6, 2010 12:07:41 Posted at August 6, 2010 12:07:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is one of Canada’s brightest, most brilliant talents. And the last time she wrote and directed a movie it was nominated for awards everywhere, including Oscar. She’s now working on Take This Waltz (second Leonard Cohen reference today – huzzah!), a screenplay with so much potential it was included on that infamous Black List people keep talking about. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 6, 2010 11:23:47 Posted at August 6, 2010 11:23:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Queen Latifah and her lady go Jude and Sienna styles (Dlisted)

Don’t lie. Because judging from their ratings, you actually WANT them there. (The Superficial)

What Angelina Jolie has in common with Princess Diana (Popeater)

Vanessa mixes and matches (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Hardy suits up and talks about his body. Goddamn. (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon grocery shopping in a cardigan (Pop Sugar)

The Chosen One belly flops! (ICYDK)

How many calories does Fried Chicken consume in a day? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor & Taylor no reunion? (E! Online)

Sean Penn is more Haitian than Wyclef (Cele|bitchy)

They found Berger

August 6, 2010 10:52:22 Posted at August 6, 2010 10:52:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Deadline reported last night that Robin Wright will sign on as Erika Berger in the US version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Not bad. I guess I’d be down with seeing her get into bed with Daniel Craig, sure. But it certainly is a glossy production, non? My friend’s parents pointed this out during the original movies from Sweden. Full Story

Porny’s Barbie waist

August 6, 2010 10:04:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 10:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny. Full Story

Love the way you lie

August 6, 2010 09:29:50 Posted at August 6, 2010 09:29:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have an Eminem problem. I can easily lose an hour or two on Shady googling. And I could definitely lose an hour watching him in this video. Have you seen it? Rihanna is great. Eminem is talking to my lady business. Dominic Monaghan tries his best. And Megan Fox, well, she really is perfectly suited to the part. Full Story

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She has friends

August 6, 2010 08:52:38 Posted at August 6, 2010 08:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And they all went shopping together yesterday. And while the paps were around they decided to take iPhone shots of each other. Those are her friends. Here’s Tori Spelling out in Brentwood yesterday, skinny as sh-t and makeup free, spending time with her girls. Or whoever they hired to be her girls. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson sings in a room

August 6, 2010 08:33:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 08:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not bad. Pretty sounds good when he sings, non? He sings better than he acts although that’s probably not fair since so far his acting has been limited to Twilight and, well, there’s not much he can do with that sh-t. Video below: Robert Pattinson was recorded performing in a room as part of a project called Songs From A Room in support of emerging artists. Full Story

August 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 6, 2010 07:30:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lisa! Happy 40th Birthday with love from your sister Kim! Happy Belated Birthday Denise – hope you had a great time in Big Sur and thanks for the big love. By request, please get hard over Jean Reno, Vincent Cassel (I think you meant him, right?), and Gabriel Byrne. Photos from Frazer Harrison and LOIC VENANCE and GALI TIBBON/Gettyimages.com Full Story

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Don’t want to work today. Because I am a dumb bitch. I knew it was a bad idea to start the book at 10pm. I knew I should have waited for the weekend to rip through it in one go. I knew I would obsess. And now I’m obsessing.  Read Full Intro