On Miley’s dirty dancing

May 13, 2010 06:48:00 Posted at May 13, 2010 06:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone’s been talking about. Have you seen it? Miley Cyrus grinding up on Adam Shankman at a party, a video taken by someone at the event who apparently claims to have been offended by JailBait’s skank styles and wanted to release it as a judgment against the Cyrus Family values. Sure you did. Full Story

May 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 13, 2010 06:30:52 Posted at May 13, 2010 06:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Ellen on your wedding in St Maarten yesterday! Steff is so sorry she couldn’t come. Bah work. See you at the Smut Soiree and I will toast you properly! Happy Birthday Manny and Finn from Siobhan! Look at those two bratty faces. And for Rox from your gherkins – sending you a lot of love and support and a huge hug for your courage. Full Story

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am writing this on an airplane somewhere between Toronto and Frankfurt sometime between Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, en route to Cannes, having just finished what I like to call a Classic Flight Film which is a movie you'd never see in a theatre, probably not even as a rental, but that you absolutely must see on a plane because plane boredom seems to dull your senses, making the intolerable a little more tolerable and a sh-tty film less so.  Read Full Intro

Leo is not Lea

May 12, 2010 14:19:08 Posted at May 12, 2010 14:19:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lea Michele decided to be a bitch last week when one of the top society photographers in New York asked her for her name. What? It was all jokes, yo. She was totally just messing around. Ask the people who used to work with her on Broadway if they think she was messing around. What would happen if that happened to Leo? Well if the movies are any indication. Full Story

The puppy wants a puppy

May 12, 2010 13:03:55 Posted at May 12, 2010 13:03:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah The Twilight cast hits up Oprah tomorrow in advance of Eclipse’s release next month. All week the Oprah Show has been releasing clips of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner on the show. People.com Full Story

A wasted effort

May 12, 2010 11:38:40 Posted at May 12, 2010 11:38:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Lainey. Am writing this during the arrivals at the opening of the Cannes Film Festival. We’re shooting the carpet and I’m laughing my Chinese ass off at Kate Beckinsale. Evidently no one told her Cate Blanchett is coming. But what else did we expect? The most notorious OverDresser in the business, of course Kate Beckinsale came like a preening swan, of course she brought her hardest Try, of course she doesn’t realise it never, ever amounts to much, and especially not on a night when Queen Cate takes it up everyone else’s ass. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 12, 2010 11:27:23 Posted at May 12, 2010 11:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi Cheese dresses like Octo Mom (Dlisted

What happens when a proper costume designer dresses Porny Jessica Simpson (The Superficial)

Woah. Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton. Look. It’s good. (Popeater)

This woman gets photographed so often and I still don’t know who she is (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty O + True Blood for Immortal (Just Jared)

Twi-Hards have broken down every second of this clip (Pop Sugar)

Jane Lynch + puppies = Jumpy Claps! (Towleroad)

Why does everything she does feel so tired these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

New Directions vs Newsweek! And me too! (E! Online)

Mickey Rourke keeps cheating on her, and she keeps taking it (Cele|bitchy)

Jim Carrey moves on

May 12, 2010 10:28:47 Posted at May 12, 2010 10:28:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Full Story

She should be a Sandler regular

May 12, 2010 09:33:00 Posted at May 12, 2010 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Here’s Brooklyn Decker in Maui while filming Just Go With It. Ggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggg ggggggggggg gggggggggggg ggggg Huh? Wha? Oh! Yes. Brooklyn Decker… in Maui …. Just Go With It. Glistening, shimmering, tear drop. Full Story

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Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

May 12, 2010 07:40:25 Posted at May 12, 2010 07:40:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story