Miley Cyrus can’t video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 10:04:26 October 8, 2010 10:04:26

F-ck I miss Britney. Original Britney. Every time they try, they just remind us how much they’re not her. So Miley Cyrus just released another video. She canNOT video. Smiles when she’s supposed to be sultry, is sultry when a sexy smile would do, seems like she can’t be bothered to put enough effort into mouthing the words, she’s a sh-tty dancer, there’s not much charisma, and she doesn’t actually look like she believes in what she’s doing. Full Story

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GOOPy on Mary and in Elle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 08:40:39 October 8, 2010 08:40:39

I actually quite enjoyed the last GOOP featuring an interview with Cynthia Bourgeault about her new book The Meaning of Mary Magdalene. It sounds like a fascinating read. And though it doesn’t happen often, GOOP’s profile of it has put it on my book list. Here’s a quick taste: “The Da Vinci Code did some very good work, pointing its finger directly at the place from which so much of the denial and dysfunction in Christianity arises. Full Story

Dumbf-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 08:08:08 October 8, 2010 08:08:08

A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for the couple called, try to restrain yourself here, sTORIbook Weddings, in which Tori and Kevin Federline Jr “turn the bride-to-be’s dreams for a beautiful event into a reality (and) help the groom-to-be navigate all the twists and turns. Full Story

Anna Kendrick 25

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 07:37:05 October 8, 2010 07:37:05

She is indeed 25. And last night she turned up at an event called 25 at 25 with Elle and Express. So I guess it’s fitting. Kendrick talked about the quarter century milestone in an interview Flaunt Magazine a couple of months ago: “I was thinking about driving across the State because I’ve never done that. Full Story

Shooting date night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 07:16:20 October 8, 2010 07:16:20

Looks like it, non? Chris Pine rushed up in a sweet ride yesterday and hopped over the seats for a scene with Reese Witherspoon as shooting continued last night in Vancouver for This Means War. As you know, he doesn’t work for me, like, ever but he that’s a nice suit. Jacek is too style-less to wear a purple shirt. Full Story

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New posters, regular Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 07:07:16 October 8, 2010 07:07:16

No, motherf-cker, it is NOT November yet. It’s not even close to being November. And even in November it’s the third week. So we must satisfy ourselves with any crumbs we can get. New posters work for me. Several of them were released yesterday. Of course my favourite is Snape. If I had my own room and was banished there regularly I would totally have him on the back of my door. Full Story

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October 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 07:01:38 October 8, 2010 07:01:38

For Anne J from Duana – great meeting you last night and thanks for reading every day at lunch! Theatre Under the Stars is a not-for-profit musical theatre organisation that entertains families in Stanley Park in Vancouver every summer, nurturing young talent, and providing an environment for development for amateur performers and technicians. Full Story

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Depp + Hanks. Would you see that movie? First answer, yes of course, right? Depp + Hanks directed by Kathryn Bigelow, how about that one? Of course even more, right? And it’s about organised crime and the script is supposed to be top notch and although Johnny has yet to commit (his priority is Dark Shadows), he is very, very interested.  Read Full Intro

Katie, Adam, Jack & Jill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 14:54:33 October 7, 2010 14:54:33

While her husband keeps taking his shirt off in Prague on the set of MI:4, Katie Holmes is back in Los Angeles shooting a movie of her own. Here she is today heading to work on Jack & Jill, in which she plays the wife of Jack, Adam Sandler, who has a twin sister, Jill, who is f-cked, and she comes to stay, and hilarity and drama ensue. Full Story

Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 13:28:00 October 7, 2010 13:28:00

It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch with a glass of wine. Full Story

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Marion & Guillaume together on tv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 12:30:01 October 7, 2010 12:30:01

For a programme called Vivement Dimanche, likely to promote their film Les Petits Mouchoirs, opening this month in France. And there’s some affection too – her hand is on his leg, non? I mean... have you ever? Seen a couple so perfectly... French? That sounds so ignorantly unFrench, which I’m totally ok with. Full Story

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