Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I am still cringing from yesterday’s record-breaking Fontrum courtesy of Katie Holmes’s awkward come hither dance for her husband. It’s like the movie Airplane - the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Or in this case, the more you watch, the more embarrassed you feel.  Read Full Intro

All GOOP Thursday

May 6, 2010 13:53:00 Posted at May 6, 2010 13:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’ll be all over the place today/tonight/tomorrow so if you can’t stand the snotty bitch, find a yoga class and breathe it out. Thursday is always GOOP Day. And today, one day before the highly anticipated release of Iron Man 2, the column is devoted to her Pepper Potts body. Of course. Full Story

She probably started that rumour herself

May 6, 2010 13:04:51 Posted at May 6, 2010 13:04:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 6, 2010 12:22:56 Posted at May 6, 2010 12:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So… there’s Emma Watson. And then there’s this. All class. (The Superficial)

I thought this was about Robert Pattinson (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock relocates (Popeater)

Kate’s new tits: the debate continues (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele: still annoying even when she’s kissing (Just Jared)

Douchebag in a headband (Pop Sugar)

All about the baddest bitch in Hollywood (Betty Confidential)

Skinny bitches in bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wasn’t feeling Scarjo’s look on Craig Ferguson. You? (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana is exquisite (Go Fug Yourself)

No Daniel, No Hugh

May 6, 2010 10:17:12 Posted at May 6, 2010 10:17:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman were left off the Tony Award nomination list for their work in A Steady Rain. But Jude Law was called. The New York Times hated his performance but his name was still called. Click here Full Story

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Bye Good: the mockumentary

May 6, 2010 09:27:04 Posted at May 6, 2010 09:27:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night when Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck were lamenting their superiority over their celebrity peers. Full Story

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You better KNOW her

May 6, 2010 07:58:19 Posted at May 6, 2010 07:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You better know her name. You better know her show. You better recognise that that show is nothing without her. Because she’s Lea Michele. Who? Lea Michele? What? This is what happened at the Time 100 Most Influential event the other night. After all, it was the Time 100. And Lea Michele, in a room full of internationally renowned names, believing of course that she belongs there, was asked by a photographer on the carpet what her name was. Full Story

Spns’d Tingles: Showcase His and Her Blockbusters

May 6, 2010 07:53:00 Posted at May 6, 2010 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Showcase is running His & Hers blockbusters every weekend in May on Action and Showcase Diva. There are titles for “him,” titles for "her" and titles couples can watch together. And their street teams will keep you well fed as you watch. More on that below. This week it’s 27 Dresses – May 8 at 9pm on Showcase Diva and I Am Legend – May 9 at 9pm on Action. Full Story

Jon Hamm helps

May 6, 2010 07:14:25 Posted at May 6, 2010 07:14:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a sh-tty day. This is Jon Hamm shooting Mad Men yesterday. Relief. Because Lost is almost over. Forever. But True Blood is back in June and Mad Men is back in July for Season 4. It’s something to look forward to. It’s something to balance the bullsh-t that’s usually offered on tv in the summer. Full Story

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Owen heads to the game

May 6, 2010 07:06:38 Posted at May 6, 2010 07:06:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Owen Wilson is in Vancouver to shoot The Big Year with Steve Martin and Jack Black. He’s been spotted around town with a gorgeous leggy blonde. Last night was boys’ night however and Owen was with a few friends at the Canucks game. Here he is rushing to the arena. He waited on the beer line later with civilians, no VIP treatment. Full Story

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