Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 11:58:20 January 4, 2011 11:58:20

It’s our first LiveBlog of the year! Happy to have you join us. And going into award season, there’s a lot to discuss. 2010 was so turbulent. Remember, my ma the Squawking Chicken totally called it: the Year of the Open Mouth Tiger was full of upheaval, required extra caution. Perhaps then, in 2011, once the New Year (Chinese styles) actually begins in February, we’ll have a calmer go of it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 11:08:39 January 4, 2011 11:08:39

Brett Favre is on the sidelines, but his cock never stops working (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow finally mentions Chris Martin. And Country Strong opens on Friday. These are desperate times. (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga is the opposite of Gwyneth Paltrow (Popeater

Tori Spelling tries to help you lose your holiday weight (Hollywood Tuna)

So much amazingness in this photo: is Porny about to eat her man? Or kiss him? (Pop Sugar)

Lucky Drake rang in 2011 with Nicki Minaj’s ass (Just Jared)

Gwen Stefani’s super cute bag (Popoholic)

Cory Monteith back in LA after Christmas and New Year in Vancouver (Celebuzz)

Um, do not click if you can’t afford to be distracted by RYAN GOSLING SINGING LITTLE GIRL SONGS (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s not just unflattering, for Rihanna it’s just so boring (Go Fug Yourself)

New Year with (just) friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 09:41:59 January 4, 2011 09:41:59

In 2010, both Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds ended their marriages. His split, obviously, was much less dramatic than hers. They closed the year together though, in Texas, over dinner at her restaurant surrounded by friends. There are photos. These photos have been embargoed, likely secured by some magazine for an exclusive about their “Hot New Romance!” when publications hit newsstands tomorrow before being released wide by the weekend. Full Story

A Braverman Briefing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 09:31:31 January 4, 2011 09:31:31

Written by Duana Welcome to 2011! Do you know one of the reasons I know you’re glad to be here? ‘Cause of the memory of your family and what happened over the holidays. What was your flavour? Passive-aggression? Boastful sibling? Crazy-but-somehow-truth-telling grandmother? We all know the deal. Full Story

New Year with chaperone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 08:32:00 January 4, 2011 08:32:00

ExclusiveA couple of weeks ago I posted these photos of Katie Holmes in LA leaving the gym with her minder. A “friend”. You know how it goes. “Friends” must be approved. So is it a friend or is it, as noted then, a chaperone? Whatever. When she’s with The Chaperone she’s allowed to drive herself. Full Story

New Year fur & Twitter songs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 08:16:43 January 4, 2011 08:16:43

Kanye West hooked up with Jay-Z yesterday in New York for a meeting at the Mercer Hotel. As you can see, he was animal all over with an orange handle handbag and a fur coat to keep warm. Needless to say, Kanye being Kanye, there’s little chance of this being fake. West and Jay are just coming off their New Year’s Eve in Vegas where they both took the stage at the Cosmopolitan opening with Coldplay. Full Story

New Year LA baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 06:55:17 January 4, 2011 06:55:17

A lot of my friends are pregnant a lot. So I do know that you’re not supposed to travel once you’ve passed a certain month. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have been in California since Christmas. They went to a movie in Hollywood last night. And the baby is due this month. So … it’ll be an LA baby then? This is where I get into territory that is none of my goddamn business. Full Story

January 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 06:34:16 January 4, 2011 06:34:16

Happy Birthday Kate O in Toronto with love from Nancy in Puerto Vallarta! And Happy 30th Birthday Jen in Puerto Vallarta from Nancy too who suggested a Smut Soiree south of the border. This sounds like a proper New Year’s resolution! Christine F & Taivo! Congratulations on the engagement! Marliese told me about Facebook and champers with McConaughey in his Airstream? What does it smell like in there??? As for your sex tape – hold out for the best, best, best possible price. Full Story

Monday, January 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! Especially for Lindsay Lohan who is out of rehab and so enlightened she’s now quoting Gandhi. Where? Oh of course on Twitter. It’s only too bad this new sober enlightenment isn’t something she shares with her sister who at 17 now is hungrier than ever for major fame and who speaks, at best, with a third grade education.  Read Full Intro