Hot Harry on a Horse gets his wings

May 7, 2010 08:25:18 Posted at May 7, 2010 08:25:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His dad and his dad’s wife and his girlfriend attended Hot Harry on a Horse’s Army Pilot Graduation today. Look at him. So f-cking cute I can’t stand it. And I love him with Chelsy. I love them. I want them to get married and have babies and live in a castle and ride ponies and hide their extra marital offspring but not until later. Full Story

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Celebrate the rare win

May 7, 2010 07:45:52 Posted at May 7, 2010 07:45:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny showed up at the Operation Smile Gala in New York last night and it was not a disaster, not at all. This is not a dress I’d choose for myself, and the print might not be for everyone, but the fit, it’s a good fit for her, it flatters her, she’s not shoving her tits into my face and there’s a nice, defined waist. Full Story

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May 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 7, 2010 07:25:33 Posted at May 7, 2010 07:25:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Janet – Happy 30th Birthday with love from Lena who mentioned Scott Speedman? He really did look hot at Coachella. And maybe a little something else. Happy Birthday Zoe– continue to show us all what it means to be in your 30s, flirty and thriving and learning Arabic! Miss you, love you, and steer clear of tequila and whisky. Full Story

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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I am still cringing from yesterday’s record-breaking Fontrum courtesy of Katie Holmes’s awkward come hither dance for her husband. It’s like the movie Airplane - the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Or in this case, the more you watch, the more embarrassed you feel.  Read Full Intro

All GOOP Thursday

May 6, 2010 13:53:00 Posted at May 6, 2010 13:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’ll be all over the place today/tonight/tomorrow so if you can’t stand the snotty bitch, find a yoga class and breathe it out. Thursday is always GOOP Day. And today, one day before the highly anticipated release of Iron Man 2, the column is devoted to her Pepper Potts body. Of course. Full Story

She probably started that rumour herself

May 6, 2010 13:04:51 Posted at May 6, 2010 13:04:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 6, 2010 12:22:56 Posted at May 6, 2010 12:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So… there’s Emma Watson. And then there’s this. All class. (The Superficial)

I thought this was about Robert Pattinson (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock relocates (Popeater)

Kate’s new tits: the debate continues (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele: still annoying even when she’s kissing (Just Jared)

Douchebag in a headband (Pop Sugar)

All about the baddest bitch in Hollywood (Betty Confidential)

Skinny bitches in bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wasn’t feeling Scarjo’s look on Craig Ferguson. You? (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana is exquisite (Go Fug Yourself)

No Daniel, No Hugh

May 6, 2010 10:17:12 Posted at May 6, 2010 10:17:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman were left off the Tony Award nomination list for their work in A Steady Rain. But Jude Law was called. The New York Times hated his performance but his name was still called. Click here Full Story

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Bye Good: the mockumentary

May 6, 2010 09:27:04 Posted at May 6, 2010 09:27:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night when Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck were lamenting their superiority over their celebrity peers. Full Story

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You better KNOW her

May 6, 2010 07:58:19 Posted at May 6, 2010 07:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You better know her name. You better know her show. You better recognise that that show is nothing without her. Because she’s Lea Michele. Who? Lea Michele? What? This is what happened at the Time 100 Most Influential event the other night. After all, it was the Time 100. And Lea Michele, in a room full of internationally renowned names, believing of course that she belongs there, was asked by a photographer on the carpet what her name was. Full Story