Jen’s movie wardrobe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 11:34:12 November 19, 2010 11:34:12

They’re styling her beautifully on this film. Maybe that’s why she works so much. For the clothes. I’m joking, haters. Chill your ass. But at the same time, if that’s the criteria, imagine if she took a guest spot on Gossip Girl? OMG. Lily Van der Woodsen’s long lost sister. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 11:07:40 November 19, 2010 11:07:40

Don’t you think she should rock this at the Royal Wedding? (Dlisted)

Chris Brown is the model felon (The Superficial)

Divorce Management by Eva Longoria (Popeater)

Lighting up Blake Lively (Hollywood Tuna)

I just bought a pair of these shoes and I can’t understand how a bitch walks properly in them. Beysus of course probably break dances in them. (Pop Sugar)

Only celebrities can walk into Louis Vuitton in flipflops (Just Jared)

Christmas Glee and Christmas hats! (Celebuzz)

Nothing says “buy my smell” like spreading your legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Playboy wants Rihanna (ICYDK)

Lilo gets her lips done while getting clean (Cele|bitchy)

What’s your Patronus?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 10:01:51 November 19, 2010 10:01:51

It’s one of my favourite things about JK Rowling – that she truly knows her characters, that they behave the way they do because that is who they are. She doesn’t alter their choices to fit in with a plotline, she doesn’t force their decisions to get to an end goal. This is also the reason why her names always fit so perfectly. Full Story

Anne, Tina, Kristen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 09:05:59 November 19, 2010 09:05:59

All three were at the American Museum of Natural History 2010 Gala last night in New York. Hathaway is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Smart of her to be around Fey and Wiig, soak up as much funny as she can. Steal some if she has to. Because Jesus the SNLs have been hurting. Even Jon Hamm’s wasn’t that great. Full Story

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Jake, Natalie, Florence & the Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 08:23:00 November 19, 2010 08:23:00

Remember when Jakey and Natalie used to date for 5 minutes? They are much better as friends, I know, but I was also really into it when they kissed in Brothers. Anyway, Natalie’s been closely involved with FINCA for a number of years now, and she showed up at the 25th anniversary event in New York and so did Jake and they greeted each other affectionately and posed together which pretty much kills any chance of the two of them rekindling because you know how it works – when there’s something to hide, they’ll make it obvious by avoiding each other; their willingness to be together then means that they’re actually never going to be together. Full Story

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Two boys to the rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 07:49:44 November 19, 2010 07:49:44

I watched half of Inception again on the flight back to Vancouver earlier this week. Goddamn Tom Hardy is so f-cking hot. Imagine if you were in distress and Tom Hardy came to rescue you all sexy and sh-t in his perfectly tailored suit? Please. It would have been nice to have Reese Witherspoon’s job yesterday. Full Story

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November 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 07:25:48 November 19, 2010 07:25:48

Andrea! Happy Birthday! It’s a new beginning right? Wishing you the most remarkable turnaround year ahead with teenagers who remember to be considerate now and again and the peace of mind to walk away from the sh-t of the past knowing that there’s a lot more ahead. Keep me posted. I’ll be thinking of you. Full Story

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today’s TV LiveBlog with Duana will happen slightly later, at 4PM ET/1PM PT instead. Join us! NBC aired a totally lame sh-ts Prince William/Kate Middleton royal love story special last night. Obviously I obsessively watched every minute and even paused on some photos.  Read Full Intro

The perennial first runner up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 15:35:23 November 18, 2010 15:35:23

For years, at the height of Grey’s Anatomy’s popularity, Patrick Dempsey was always second place. And back then – why am I talking like it was 1960? – Dr McDreamy was just as buzzy as Don Draper. And remember, on a main network like ABC, Grey’s ratings dwarfed Mad Men. But the Sexiest Man Alive is a Movie Star. Full Story

Can’t let Jakey have all the love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 14:11:00 November 18, 2010 14:11:00

It’s like Ryan Gosling was standing by, watching Jakey G the last couple of weeks getting us all weak and quivery, and decided enough is enough. He came back swinging HARD. So you know about this business with the MPAA. Blue Valentine has been given an NC17 rating because of a sex scene between a married couple that they feel is too real. Full Story

TV Live Blog - Thursday, November 18, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 12:56:47 November 18, 2010 12:56:47

Thanks God for Duana. Because I am behind on tv. Way behind. Speaking of behind though, Duana never watched The West Wing at the time it aired and is doing so on DVD right now. I was at her place last week for a few episodes. Like, remember how f-cking great that show was? I still get goose bumps when I hear the opening music. Full Story