Fresh-faced B

May 10, 2010 09:40:24 Posted at May 10, 2010 09:40:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot more enjoyable. The video features B showing off her sick body and being mad and coquettish at the same time and wearing a LOT of makeup. Full Story

Russian Polish Drama

May 10, 2010 08:33:58 Posted at May 10, 2010 08:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Full Story

Jakey was perfect

May 10, 2010 08:22:18 Posted at May 10, 2010 08:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In London yesterday for the big splash premiere of Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was at his best – no pants issues, so handsome, loose and relaxed, the most winning smile, and the 15 year old in me totally wants to be his girlfriend at the sight of these shots of him holding Gemma Arterton’s hand and teasing her privately, making her giggle. Full Story

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Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

May 10, 2010 07:46:16 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story

The GMD: his bff is laughing too

May 10, 2010 07:07:31 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:07:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

Would The Mighty approve?

May 10, 2010 06:51:06 Posted at May 10, 2010 06:51:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member of the Hollywood Stupid Generation, right? Well. Full Story

May 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 10, 2010 06:46:24 Posted at May 10, 2010 06:46:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelby! Congratulations on the Wildflower half-iron triathlon last weekend to raise money for cancer research and good luck at the Brooklyn half on May 22nd with Joan who says you are the best, most awesome, brave, honest, faithful, and dearest friend of 17 years. Need a lift? No new photos of Colin Farrell but this video has always been a go-to for me on sh-tty days. Full Story

Friday, May 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last night during 30 Rock an ad came on for Friday Night Lights. It was the music, and Coach Taylor’s face, and that familiar landscape, and I almost started crying. FNL is finally back on conventional television and new episodes begin airing TONIGHT on NBC.  Read Full Intro

Crank leaks and crank tweets

May 7, 2010 16:15:58 Posted at May 7, 2010 16:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? She’s been on Twitter Full Story

Short & Blonde for Cannes

May 7, 2010 15:51:14 Posted at May 7, 2010 15:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We leave for Cannes on Tuesday after a short few days in Toronto for Mother’s Day. It’s the same combination from 2 years ago: Laura, Dylan, and me, same as when Mischa Barton broke my arm Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 7, 2010 11:03:27 Posted at May 7, 2010 11:03:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want to smell like Mimi cheese rocks? (Dlisted

Um, the way this bitch is wording her denial sounds awfully like a shady confirmation (The Superficial)

Gold plated filthy scabs (Popeater)

Halle Berry training for custody battle? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie is actually not as skinny as Kate Bosworth (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke: some people would say they’re the perfect couple (Just Jared)

Will Robo Katie become a Pussycat? (Hollywood Life)

Christina Aguilera in a bathrobe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga’s wind section (Towleroad)

Swifty gives back. Will Country Bitch give some too? (Cele|bitchy)