On my Other List

May 5, 2010 10:06:17 Posted at May 5, 2010 10:06:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, the HateF-ck List that Jacek wrote about. I have one for boys and girls. And if were to hatef-ck Sapphic styles, my first ride would be Lea Michele. Look at her here at the Time 100 event last night in New York. Again with the f-cking hungry Try. Full Story

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But it’s not November

May 5, 2010 09:06:22 Posted at May 5, 2010 09:06:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what we missed yesterday during the Dress Porn. It’s actually my new obsession. Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves? Please Shiloh let it be true. Want it to be true so hard. TMZ Full Story

My Single ShameF-ck

May 5, 2010 08:29:00 Posted at May 5, 2010 08:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ed Westwick arrived at LAX yesterday and totally stroked my quiver. He’s disgusting. And it’s hot that way. Not to be confused with Jacek’s HateF-ck either. A HateF-ck and a ShameF-ck are two totally different beasts. I don’t hate Ed Westwick. Full Story

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Rise and rise again...

May 5, 2010 08:10:11 Posted at May 5, 2010 08:10:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Until lambs become lions. The question is will these words be as powerful as the ones that came before? Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Maximus is back. Only this time he’s called Robin Hood. And the film opens on May 14th. Full Story

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Sweaty Group Dancing

May 5, 2010 07:31:01 Posted at May 5, 2010 07:31:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story

Jakey G’s big London event

May 5, 2010 07:11:48 Posted at May 5, 2010 07:11:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London last night. He actually looks kind of not bad in those pants and really really hot everywhere else. Jakey of course is now heavily promoting Prince of Persia which drops on May 28th. On Sunday he’s participating in a major Disney press stunt for the film – something about 5 time zones premiering simultaneously from Australia to Asia to Europe to Central America like the “Sands of Time”, get it? Jakey and the other stars of the film will be stationed in London but beamed via satellite everywhere else, I guess? Am confused already. Full Story

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May 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 5, 2010 06:59:41 Posted at May 5, 2010 06:59:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 27th Birthday April from Kennedy who requested for you some new photos of Alexander Skarsgard. Here he is out for lunch in West Hollywood on Monday while his gf scag Kate Bosworth was trying to be relevant at the Met Gala in New York. Fashion Targets Breast Cancer – do you have your t-shirt? Will you pose in your t-shirt? To raise awareness, to offer support, AND to win a trip to Toronto? Click here Full Story

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Dress Porn. The Costume Institute Gala is Dress Porn. The best Dress Porn of the year. Dress Porn, like any porn, can be super high end, tasteful, edgy, award-winning sh-t. Dress Porn can also be on the ghetto side, dirty in its own way, and entertaining too, sometimes even more so.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

May 4, 2010 13:51:35 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When a philanderer becomes the victim… (The Superficial)

Ummm… Justin Bieber was edumacated in Canada, right? (Dlisted)

Sandy just OWNED Angie Jolie (Popeater)

Is this what Housewives do? Go to the beach every f-cking day? (Hollywood Tuna)

Chris Pine and… Elizabeth Banks? (Just Jared)

Oh lawd Jason Stackhouse, I missed you (Pop Sugar)

Mimi’s new big finger sucker (The Blemish)

I’d run naked if I had her body. For reals. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leo D’s girlfriend cups a rainbow (Popoholic)

January Jones: Poison Ivy? (Go Fug Yourself)

MET Worst: Blake Lively

May 4, 2010 13:47:37 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:47:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the Met Gala? Of course not. Harvey is a powerful producer. Full Story

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MET Best: Chloe Sevigny

May 4, 2010 13:33:07 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The dress. For the person. It’s exquisite. Yes she needs darker lipstick, but it’s a very small detail in so much that was spectacularly right. And again bitches, we’re not dressing YOU. We’re dressing Chloe Sevigny at the Met Gala in Proenza Schouler with some cheeky Mormon hair, and a high collar, and green see through lace with an exposed bra, the most beautiful back, and weird chunky funk shoes. Full Story

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