Johnny be cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 14:52:52 October 11, 2011 14:52:52
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Roshan Perera/Splash

Johnny Depp went out for dinner the other night in LA. When he was leaving he was rushed by autograph seekers and photographers. At one point he fell down. There’s video. Now some people are calling him a drunk mess. Really? As a blogger, believe me, I understand the need to bitch and snark. As a low-life gossip piece of sh-t, I do enjoy engaging in a good tear-down of x/y/z celebrity. Full Story

Ashton is almost forgiven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 14:18:06 October 11, 2011 14:18:06
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WENN

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were spotted at a Kabbalah camping retreat this weekend. Click here to see the photos. This, supposedly, is part of the healing process as they try to save their marriage after, as you know, Ashton’s cheating ass was caught all over San Diego on their 6th anniversary weekend, calling into question all the other times he was alleged to have cheated, including last year, and denied it. Full Story

Monday, October 10, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hugh Jackman’s Real Steel won the box office this week. Initial projections came in around $22-25 million and, as of this writing on Sunday night, the total take for its North American debut ended up at $27 million and change with more overseas.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 19:02:58 October 10, 2011 19:02:58

I’m out a little early to enjoy the rest of Thanksgiving. Back tomorrow! In the meantime, please hit up my online friends.
 
Sandy’s son is OVER YOU (Dlisted)
 
Madonna going the wrong way. Hilarious. (The Superficial)
 
Cheating actually brings you closer (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Anna Kournikova looks good. Fine. But I’m not sure that makes her a good trainer (Hollywood Tuna)
 
George Clooney hugs Stacy Keibler to Mexico (Pop Sugar)
 
Bradley Cooper’s head is buzzed (Just Jared)
 
They keep trying to make Taylor Lautner into some kind of kid Bond. Have they forgotten than Bond has…a personality? (Cele|bitchy)
 
Jakey supports a beautiful Michelle Williams (Socialite Life)
 
I keep hoping one day Tom Cruise’s hand might graze Katie Holmes’s ass during an affectionate photo op. Never happens. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Leonardo DiCaprio uses 2 models to play back Blake. Not working. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Fassy & Brando?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 18:55:27 October 10, 2011 18:55:27
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Ivan Nikolov /WENN, Johns PKI /Splash

He’s already been called the next Daniel Day Lewis. Now some people are saying that Shame, starring Michael Fassbender as a sex addict, is like Bernardo Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris starring Marlon Brando. I was 14 when I first saw that film. It f-cked me up for a good month about sex and relationships. Full Story

Michelle Yeoh for a nomination?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 18:38:35 October 10, 2011 18:38:35
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Cannot tell you how excited I am to see Michelle Yeoh’s name on almost every list of predictions, so far, for a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her performance in The Lady. That’s three out of 5 for biopics this year if Yeoh, Meryl Streep, and Michelle Williams hold up on the hype. Yeoh plays Aung San Suu Kyi, the Burmese freedom fighter and social activist who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990 while under house arrest. Full Story

Gwyneth & Cammie on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 17:47:51 October 10, 2011 17:47:51
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Flynet

After hanging out in London last week with Prince Philip who, obviously, was rather taken with Gwyneth Paltrow, G flew to New York the other day with Cameron Diaz. Wonder if Cameron Diaz will be featured in an upcoming issue of GOOP. Perhaps under the “Be” section. How to stop dating douchebags. Alex Rodriguez did not show up in the post season for the Yankees, did he? I mean no, Joe Girardi did not manage well, but for all that money and all that hype - doesn’t he get paid the most out of anyone? - ARod’s playoff performance was record-setting SH-T: the first player EVER to strike out as the final out on the same team two years in a row in the playoffs. Full Story

Would the real Elena please stand up?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 10, 2011 17:41:01 October 10, 2011 17:41:01

Vampire Diaries recap Season 3 Episode 4And so the saga continues.   If you’d asked me an hour ago I’d have said I’m feeling exhausted from the road-trip element of the show – trying to keep straight who was met in what time, and for some reason, why this whole Stefan-and-Klaus run is making me tired. Full Story

There will always be Chelsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 16:58:25 October 10, 2011 16:58:25
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Anwar Hussein /WENN

Hot Harry on a Horse is currently in the US for helicopter training. He hit up a pub in San Diego this weekend. Had a burger and some beers. People got really excited over Twitter. This was big news. Click here Full Story

Supernatural baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 15:02:29 October 10, 2011 15:02:29
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PUNKD Images

Exclusive Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve Cortese were photographed at the airport in Vancouver on Saturday morning heading to Toronto for a Supernatural convention this weekend. As you know, I don’t follow the show so this is the first time I’ve really had a look at Mrs P who has really, really beautiful hair. Full Story

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Diane’s Canadian Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 14:49:00 October 10, 2011 14:49:00
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PUNKD Images

ExclusiveDiane Kruger flew in to Vancouver on Saturday to spend Thanksgiving with Joshua Jackson. Here she is arriving at the airport before meeting up with him later on. They were seen spending the afternoon downtown, walking around Gastown, stopping every few blocks or so to kiss. Passionately. Still. Full Story