December 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 07:37:01 December 23, 2010 07:37:01

This is for AJ in Baghdad serving in the US Army – yours was my favourite note yesterday. THANK YOU for making my smut a part of your military downtime. Be safe, Happy Holidays, come home soon, and love to you for what you do. Deb! You’re the first to ever ask for Scott Bakula and Barry Manilow. Full Story

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Let’s tie at Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 13:04:21 December 22, 2010 13:04:21

This is for my cousin Cat. I miss her. Especially at Christmas as she’s in Toronto and Jacek and I alternate our holidays – one year here in Vancouver, one year back home. Cat loves Rafael Nadal. And here he is with Roger Federer today posing at a press conference in support of their respective charities. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: Player-Coach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 12:30:51 December 22, 2010 12:30:51

This is the first still from the upcoming Crazy, Stupid, Love starring Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling. I can’t wait to see him in a comedy. And with a killer wardrobe. It might be too much. I mean this photo, this photo is almost too much. So now we know a little about the plot. Steve’s wife (played by Julianne Moore) cheats on him. Full Story

It was more than just a ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 11:44:53 December 22, 2010 11:44:53

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 11:20:25 December 22, 2010 11:20:25

HOW do I get myself an umbrella like this? And do I need to be a billionaire? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s next million dollar lawsuit (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston breaking up with Chelsea Handler? No. But she wants you to THINK she broke up with Chelsea Handler (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement models in some magazine (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo D’s pre-Christmas Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Tom Hardy is shirtless with longer hair (Just Jared)

More photos of Hot Harry on a Horse and his flirt game (Cele|bitchy)

So...they’re bonding over cupcakes and they’ll throw them up together after? (OK Magazine)

Lilo gives us a nipple for Christmas (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ebola and that douche who looks like that murderer Scott Peterson go somewhere (Celebuzz)

Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 08:49:02 December 22, 2010 08:49:02

Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad dark right at the moment, I’m almost sick of it and now I want royal blue hair but not a streak, like my entire head. Full Story

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They should swap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 08:17:53 December 22, 2010 08:17:53

George probably wouldn’t mind that in the right combination. So Cameron Diaz has been in Mexico the last few days with that dickhead Alex Rodriguez, seemingly as smitten with his children as she is with him. She looks ecstatic. Photo Assumption says it’s because he’s allowing her to spend time with him. Full Story

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They chose, or Xenu chose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 07:37:08 December 22, 2010 07:37:08

Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Full Story

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Now this is a trailer: Hanna edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 07:03:00 December 22, 2010 07:03:00

I know. It’s one of my common refrains. That there is an art to cutting movie trailers and most of the time, Hollywood doesn’t give a sh-t. Which is why when a really, really great one comes along, it’s something to fist pump about. The film is Hanna, due in theatres in April, starring the always sublime Cate Blanchett and a surprisingly enigmatic Eric Bana. Full Story

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